Your “Well I Guess That’s Music Allegedly #2” Friday Evening Open Thread

Nearly a year ago I threatened to do this occasionally.

And by “this” I mean thrill all of you with my horrible taste in music.  And the sexiness therein.  Well, it took me nearly a year to get back to it, but here we are.

Well I Guess That’s Music Allegedly #2….is on the air!!!!!!

I love The Who, but that’s a terrible fucking song.

Sports To Make You Sing 2nite

NHL

  • Devils @ Caps – 7:00pmEST – TV: NHLN

Full Schedule

NBA

  • Rockets @ Spurs – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
  • Nuggets @ Blazers – 10:30pmEST – TV: ESPN

Full Schedule

NCAA Hoops

  • (25)Mississippi State @ Dayton – 7:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
  • Coastal Carolina @ South Carolina – 7:00pmEST – TV: SECN
  • (22)Wisconsin @ (14)Iowa – 8:00pmEST – TV: B1GN
  • Oklahoma State @ Minnesota – 10:00pmEST – TV: B1GN

Full Schedule

NCAA Footy

  • Northern Illinois @ Buffalo – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
  • (17)Utah @ (11)Washington – 8:00pmEST – TV: FOX

You Can Hate The Music

But you can’t hate the ladies.

Enjoy….

Avril Lavigne

If you hate Avril then you hate Canadia.  And that makes you a bad person.

Kylie Minogue

Occasionally, Australia manages to get things right.

Occasionally.

Katy Perry

‘Nuff said.  Ooooof.

I don’t know exactly what she’s looking for down there.  But I’m more than willing to help her find it.

Musically Correct Equal Timingz

The ladies love him, who am I to argue?

Yikes.  I’m feeling a little gay now.  Meh.

KATY!!!!! HELP ME OUT HERE!!!!!!

Whew.  That’s better.

Have a great weekend everyone.

Love ya’s.

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Wakezilla

Just hearing about Khunt. How bad is that video for him to get released? I’m guessing he knocked out or gave the woman jello legs?

Horatio Cornblower

It’s bad.

Here’s the breakdown.

They argue, he shoves her, she swings at him, he shoves her again.

People pile out of room. Several grab him and start hauling him away, although it’s pretty clear that if they didn’t things would have gotten a whole lot worse in a big hurry.

One guy stays with woman, trying to keep her away. She pushes past him, goes towards door yelling and clearly not happy. Looks to take a swing at someone.

Someone, not sure who, moves the pile, (and, gosh, who would have experience in that), which decks not only the girl but the guy who was trying to hold the girl back. Both of them go across the hall and into the wall, apparently hitting their heads. Both are down. Woman gets up, sort of stunned, sits back down.

Hunt, now out in the hall again because that’s clearly a good idea at this point, tries to get at stunned girl while another woman tries to block him. Unfortunately she apparently plays for the Giants and he gets around her and, for reasons that I’m sure make sense if The Handmaid’s Tale, kicks the downed woman.

It’s going to be a while before Hunt sees the field.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Or will it?

–Dan Snyder

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“ME FIRST! YEEEEHAW!!”

-You know who

Horatio Cornblower

Snyder will let Hunt see the field right after Hunt pays $85 for parking.

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NICE!

Brocky

tries to get at stunned girl while another woman tries to block him. Unfortunately she apparently plays for the Giants and he gets around her

Stop stop, they’re already dead!

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Horatio Cornblower

I wonder what would happen if The Strokes employed a violinist, banjo player and upright bass?

Well wonder no more motherfucker!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2Z4uA0QQTY&list=PLdIzJ-vcrEH7g8LAFKy17PQkkSgCvf4AG

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Dance!

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“Hey, you dropped something.”

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Horatio Cornblower

Would do so.

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She is so damn cute, plus the comedy boner factor (CBF).

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blaxabbath

H.W. Bush is dead.

Looking forward to hearing the New Evangelical GOP tell us all why he was a rotten piece of shit undeserving of Lord Donald’s recognition.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Now they can pry that young lady’s buttocks out of his cold dead hand.

Brick Meathook

Don’t bust on H.W. He should’ve been a rich privileged old money son of a senator Yale dickhead except World War II broke out and he became the youngest U.S. Navy pilot even though none of his background mattered in a combat squadron. In fact, the other pilots made fun of him for being rich, but he proved himself to them. That experience in his life is why I always thought he was different from the other Republican jackasses, including his son. He’ll always have to answer for his father and his son, but H.W. was okay because he was a combat veteran, and a kid when he did it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Adolf Hilter was also a combat veteran when he was a young man; you can be a veteran and a total asshole, or you can be a saint, or anywhere in between. A person is judged on the entire body of work. You can’t let anyone off the hook just because they pulled a stint, likewise you can’t condemn them for it either. H.W. did some evil shit while in the CIA and as POTUS, but in context he was far from the worst, even in his own circle. I completely agree his dad and son were way worse.

Brick Meathook

Oh yeah? Who do you want to be President of the United States . . . Mother Teresa? Ralph Nader? How about Hillary Clinton (who I fucking voted for thank you very much)? Donald Trump?

George H. W. Bush was OK. He was a blue-blood who got beaten down by his squadron mates. He was closer to one of us than you’ll ever see. His politics were the last of the old Republicans.

He has to answer for not stopping his son from invading Iraq, just like Daddy! he didn’t do it. But he should have stopped it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Bad breath? Try Kryptomints (TM)

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Mr. Ayo

Puffy!

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Horatio Cornblower

Best part of Logan’s Run. I had a huge crush on Jenny Agutter.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Same.

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Quite a few years where I was kind of locked into a “type”, similar to her. I probably missed opportunities by not being open to difference.

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Horatio Cornblower

Hard to find stuff from Ms. Cary, but an absolutely beautiful song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Yhfd2LwlZI

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Brick Meathook
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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

This video of KHunt has to be really really bad if Andy Reid couldn’t stomach it.

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Horatio Cornblower

More from ‘Beat The Retreat’, a various-artists album covering Richard Thompson songs. This might be the best cover ever, in my very fucking subjective, (but 100% objectively accurate), opinion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ9zjXVxhgg

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Thank you. IMVSO accurate to your opinion.

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Horatio Cornblower

That’s one of my favorite lines ever. I remember hearing it for the first time on the radio and spitting a drink across the room.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Radio? I say that, but I first heard them on an album.

Horatio Cornblower

My first exposure to Monty Python was the old Dr. Demento radio show.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yeah, at one point, like at a a party or bar a few of us would “We gotta leave now if we are going to catch MP.” on PBS.

Horatio Cornblower

Speaking of Mexicans, here’s Los Lobos covering Richard Thompson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZZg8xQ0RVg

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Evening

Horatio Cornblower

Indeed it is.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I also am convinced it is, but I’m open to contradictory evidence.

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Horatio Cornblower

Since the X vault has been opened…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5ikNYY0JgQ
(they ripped the shit out of this song when I saw them; so happy I went up there despite being on trial the next day)

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Horatio Cornblower

Kicksville is right next to Hicksville, but very much more fun.

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“Oh yeeeeeaaaah.”

-Sebastian Paweł Janikowski

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“The video is taken out of context!!”

-Kareem Hunt

Brick Meathook
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I thought Morrissey was Polish.

Brick Meathook

The Mexicans LOVE LOVE LOVE Morrissey. And why not?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

THE gays do to….. and again; WHY NOT?

Horatio Cornblower

Man, you never go full Mexican…
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Brick Meathook
Horatio Cornblower

Just saw them last summer/fall on their 40th anniversary tour. Hell of a show, especially since Billy has to sit down for the whole show and Exene apparently has some kid of neurological disorder going on.

Getting old is fun!

Brick Meathook

X was the best band of the ’80s. I only want to remember them from heir music.

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That’s heir raising!

Horatio Cornblower

Great song. Not sure what’s going on the video though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdXjm8pZMws

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A lot of videos are like that; “Well, here’s our song, here the budget, we need the video by tomorrow, ok?”

“OK, but I’m high as fuck.”

Horatio Cornblower

I can absolutely see that happening, especially with Humble Pie.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes, I could see it happening with the Stones, but the budget would be substantially higher.

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Like a LOT higher.

yeah right

So my cousin from Texas, cousin Darla passed away yesterday. While it’s indeed sad she was very much a victim of her lifestyle. She was a year older than me but I gave up that shit in the 80’s and she never did.

Fly high Darla. Gonna miss you sweetheart.

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Sorry.

yeah right

Thanks. Basically same age as me. Meth is a hell of a drug. You can’t be doing that shit in your 50’s for Christ’s sake. Cheers cuz.

Horatio Cornblower

Well, shit.

Here’s one for Darla. RIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10agPj0Vzu4

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WCS

C’mon man, not when my family is around…

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Did you pop a boner in your khakis again?

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Sir, all of our meth is locally sourced.

Brick Meathook
Horatio Cornblower

Aww fuck, now we all gotta stand up.

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Show some respect! Place your right hand over your bong!

Horatio Cornblower

I don’t indulge, but I am drinking right-handed.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That works.

Ian Scott McCormick

I’ve always been partial to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Z60CT6sLA
I don’t know why but I can listen to that slow beat between “star…spangled” about 1,000 times and it never gets old. I’ve isolated it and that’s the small moment that does it for me.

Ian Scott McCormick

Favorite cover for anybody who’s ever heard a classic Beatles tune and thought to themselves, “Yeah, this is pretty good, but what if instead of that, it was Wilson Pickett wailing over an Allman Brother grooving.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y8Q2PATVyI

Horatio Cornblower

That is so much better than the original.

Although I may be biased, because I fucking hate ‘Hey Jude’

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Of course you are biased; musical appreciation is fucking subjective.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m pretty sure the remaining Beatles aren’t losing any sleep over what I think of their music.

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Ringo just was turned over.

Ian Scott McCormick

I always liked Hey Jude until they get to the self indulgent nah nah nah naaaaaaahs.

But this is vastly superior anyway.

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Any combination of those three I’m good with on any song.

Brick Meathook
Horatio Cornblower

One of my favorite songs by my favorite band:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voCl-d5ZqGM

Col. Duke LaCross

You have exquisite taste sir.

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Ian Scott McCormick

Nets were up 7 with 33 seconds left in the 4th quarter.
They did not win.
Such is life.

Ian Scott McCormick

They’ve lost 15 games and at least five of them have been a result of their loading a revolver, sitting down on the floor, and carefully shooting their testicles off.

Brick Meathook

You need to keep writing this chronicle. But also learn how to tell a terse dick joke. I learned brevity of storytelling in the submarine service and only killed a few people. None of them were Americans so it’s okay.

Ian Scott McCormick

It’s tough for me to tell a dick joke because I’m a true businessman in the bedroom. I’m all business…and I’m all man. No funny business.

Brick Meathook

ha ha I wanna see the receipts

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When you are getting pegged you HAVE to be all business.

Horatio Cornblower

Here’s one for you then:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Y0cy-nvAg

Mr. Ayo

That’s unfortunate, but good for #content. Can’t wait for the next post.

Ian Scott McCormick

This is what I signed up for. It’s what I expected. And it’s here.

Spur
WCS

Lookin’ down the barrel
of a gun
Son of a gun
Gettin’ paid
Gettin’ rich

Horatio Cornblower

I’ll take ‘Swedish Girl Bands That Aren’t ABBA’ for $800, Alex….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSvJJE1iZmY

Horatio Cornblower

Ooh, found a live version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loPqT7EFxCs

Horatio Cornblower

So much for the theory* that “no one ever wants to fuck the bassist.”

*theory brought to you by Eddie Spaghetti, lead singer and, you guessed it, bassist for The Supersuckers, the greatest rock and roll band in the world.

Redshirt

The only way a TD would be scored in this game would be on a fluke play like that.

Spur

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Mr. Ayo

Oh honey, that’s way too much tape for me.

Brick Meathook

Where the hell is the rest of that tape measurer? Somebody’s gonna have to clean that.

Spanky Datass

Nice random clitoral … I mean random ORBITAL sander.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m not sure what that project is, but I am positive it is going to end up well off-line.

litre_cola

I really can’t believe he didn’t throw up Karen Carpenter for this post.

Brick Meathook