NFL News:
- Following up on a balls comment from last night’s Open Thread, the Super Bowl viewership rating was a 41.1, or an average of 98.2 million viewers.
- The lowest viewership rating since 2003, Super Bowl XXXVII – Raiders vs. Bucs.
- Market share varied across the country:
- Boston had a 57% viewership
- LA had 44%
- Highest since 1996.
- New Orleans was 26%, indicating the “Blackout Bowl” mantra had legs.
- Lowest since 1998.
- It’s also the first one with viewership under 100 million since the advent of digital streaming.
- Digital numbers take the overall viewership to 100.7 million.
- The all-time viewership record was Super Bowl XLIX at 114 million.
- Legalized gambling on the Super Bowl cost New Jersey $4.5 million.
- Just under $35 million was bet on the Super Bowl at New Jersey sportsbooks, according to the Sports Gaming Authority.
- In comparison, Nevada sportsbooks won almost $11 million on the nearly $150 million bet on the game, according to the Nevada Gaming Authority.
- The second-most ever bet on a Super Bowl in Nevada.
- Most = $158 million, on last year’s game.
- The largest Nevada bet was $2.0 million on the Rams.
- The second-most ever bet on a Super Bowl in Nevada.
- Despite his protégé looking like dogshit & only scoring three points, the Bengals have named Rams QB coach Zac Taylor as their new head coach.
- Prior to the Rams, he was an OC for the Dolphins, and in 2016 was the OC at the University of Cincinnati.
- Brian Flores admitted during his first press conference in Miami that there will be rebuilding.
- Dolphins owner Stephen Ross reiterated his comments from last month about looking for “a long-term leader of the team who would build a winning culture in Miami”.
- That’s likely also why Flores insisted on a five-year guaranteed contract.
Finally, the Patriots held their victory parade today.
Tonight’s bullshit:
- State of the Union – 9:00PM – every broadcast channel
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Canucks at Capitals – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Raptors at 76ers – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN
- Heat at Trail Blazers – 10:30PM | TNT
- NCAA:
- Boston College at Duke – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Michigan State at Illinois – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Pittsburgh at Wake Forest – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- St. John’s at Marquette – 8:00PM | FS1
- Kansas at Kansas State – 9:00PM | ESPN
- Missouri at Tennessee – 9:00PM | ESPN2
- Florida at Auburn – 9:00PM | ESPNU
- WWE:
- Smackdown Live – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
- If you like, Daniel Bryan introduced his new wood & hemp belt last week.
- Smackdown Live – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
SO EARTHY!
It’s probably better while listening to her say this in a British accent.
https://giant.gfycat.com/DazzlingSomberCatbird.mp4
One of my senators co-sponsored S-1, the anti-BDS bill, and for some reason I’m irrationally angry about it beyond normal parameters. I sense there is something that my depression is trying to keep me from doing, which makes sense, but … FUCK.
/CUMS. HARD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKgPY1adc0A
Excellent
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js
https://giant.gfycat.com/PlushSlimyHydatidtapeworm.mp4
Let’s do lunch.
If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.
Hey
-J. Elway
If hell exists, I’m joining Aaron Hernandez in it for laughing this hard.
https://twitter.com/_JamesSalmeron/status/1092213978602881029?s=19
Ray Lewis, Riley Cooper, and *I will be right there with you. I’ll buy the first round**.
*Please note: I want nothing to do with those asshats. I’ll be there for other reasons.
** Fuck those other two. Let’s just get wasted.
Nailed it.
Evening my fellow Americans and neighbors to the North
M’lord.
Who’s been reading my journal?
IDK; Manti Te’o’s Eskimo Brother may be a FF name next year.
I stayed up until 11:15 somehow. Might just be able to sleep in till 5:30!
Next week’s Temptation Island Talk is going to be AWE… SOME!!
Watched some of the last ranger game. That zuccarello line is playing great right now. Transitioning like the ‘88 Showtime Lakers
Transitioning, huh? Are they called the HIV Line?
Too bad they’re probably gonna trade Zucc. I’ll have a sad when that happens.
How did they okay her so far away from the audience that its out of focus? Its too distracting, plus its sets up a joke that the American people is out of focus with the American people.
Marchand is so goddamn good. The bastid
This kind of cheered me for a few seconds.
Abrams talking in a rational fashion-how the hell is anyone supposed to make a viral meme out of that? smgdh
I’m not sure what’s more distracting, the rambling start or the lighting making her look like she’s in front of a blue screen.
Pence calls his wife, Mother, and Pelosi looks like a drunk Lucile Bluth. She tricked him into having sex at some point
ummmmm someone want to make a painting of this?
They’re fucking
Guaranteed a pegging or balls in a vice act has happened
Trump receives.
Don’t think about Trump naked. Don’t think about…
DAMN IT! Oh well. My penis is now just for show.
Don’t worry; no one can see it.
Have you been talking to my ex-girlfriend again?
You’re Manti Te’o’s Eskimo Brother?!?!?
“Nancy, you’re an 8!” [cums]
-DTJ
Seriously?
“Nancy, urinate.” [cums]
/I don’t know why I fucking bother some days…
Appreciated.
Five minutes until the Opposition’s Response.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVWyqtd42X4&t=27s
Hey, he won the case.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZIrfBYr8AM
That explains a lot
How are ya!? Tonight, having purchased the rest-of-season NHL package, I begin research for my weekly NHL roundup. Starting with Isles v Bruins. I have an awful lot of work to do…
If you don’t mind me giving you a bit of help-a bear will always beat to a pulp an island. That’s just basic geometry.
/you’re welcome
What’s it going for now?
Forty bucks!
WhooHoo!!
I am so looking forward to this. Thank you!
Its over! You can return to your TVs. Oh, and bring the delousing powder!
Final Solution 2: Pinkydick Boogaloo finally got announced?
The lice hate the sugar.
Nancy Pelosi clapping? Dems chanting U-S-A? Blegh.
Kind of can’t wait when their attempt to outflank the GOP from the right fails, again.
“…and the lovely island of Puerto Ric…uh oh.”
???
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/02/puerto-rico-social-security-benefits-gelpi-ruling-citizenship-apartheid.amp
A junta, eh?
Good to know he’s finally acknowledging that Hawaii is an actual state.
Is that orange goblin still talking?
Oh, and Vince Young got himself another DUI.
https://deadspin.com/vince-young-arrested-for-dwi-again-1832377991
Yes. This makes Star Trek: The Motion Picture look like it was played on fast forward.
Vince just hasn’t found a home since the Cheesecake Factory closed.
Jeff Garcia is going to be pissed
wait, Vince Young pissed on Jeff Garcia??
I thought Vince Young was dead. He’s alive and getting DUIs? Good for him.
And he can afford cars and alcohol, too!
I think the Holes put up a buck-twenty on us tonight. No fucks given for whatever Herr Fuhrer said, hope it got even worse ratings (comparatively) than THAT GAME.
Here’s the best song I heard driving around in the 76 degree weather today:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knHvi4A8v9Q
Am I having a stroke? What’s going on here?
Do you smell toast?
(sniff, sniff)
No. Rolls.
(sniff)
Honey buttered rolls.
LUCKY
/then remembers y’all hired Baby Buster’s coach
//feels bad
Dude that can barely stand doesn’t realize he’s a Republican prop…
Just let Trump keep talking US Gov’t. Eventually it will be January 20, 2025 and he’ll be term limited out and this National Emergency will be over.
“If you take any one, okay, maybe two things away from this speech-the trains will run on time and Jeff Bezos is a poo-poo head. I have spoken.”
-DTJ
Not in New York, they don’t.