T’aint fair! The NFL giveth with the one hand and taketh away with the other. AS ALWAYS! Hey, as long as I’m shouting… TO THE GAMES!
Cards/Bills:
Not a lot to like here. I’d just like to add-poor Joe Mixon. Poor, poor Joe Mixon.
Bills/Titans:
The hits keep coming. What’s the over/under here-14.5? Matt Barkley is not an NFL qb by any means and there are rumblings the Tennessee head office feels the same about Mariota. The end result? A run-heavy Gore (maybe Singletary?) and Henry grinder. Fade to black Corey Davis. And while you’re at it do the same to te Delanie-the Bills have given up 76 yards all season to the position.
Bears/Raiders:
There are plenty of kudos out there for te Waller but the fella is looked at between the 20’s and not at all in the end zone. This is not an exaggeration-he doesn’t have a single look yet.
Bucs/Saints:
Tampa has a good overall D but defending the slot is an on-going problem. Since the beginning of last year they’ve given up the second-most yards, completions and TD’s. Guess who grades out as the best slot receiver over the last three years? Yeah, that’d be one Michael Thomas. Shaquil Barrett and his nine sacks has an interesting matchup vs. tackles Armstead and Ramczyk, who have not given up a sack yet.
Vikes/Gmen:
Minny just barely avoids the dreaded Saquon-sanity showdown. This one is a real, actual test for Danny Ten Cent, given the pressure up front and cb Howard’s tendency to take players out of the game. (though he did get burned last week or the week before, I don’t remember and I’m running out of time)
Jets/Eagles:
Philly is completely exploitable at the wr spot and Anderson/Crowder are above average, but then one must add Luke Falk into the equation and just like that it all falls apart.
Rams/Steelers:
As I said, I’m running out of time. This should have been up two hours ago.
Pats/Potato Skins:
Another walk in the park W for New England is on the sked. Qu’elle surprise! Washington’s point total has gone souther and souther-from 27 to 21 to 15 to 3. I’ve a notion what the next number up is.
Jags/Panthers:
Bettors have no doubt noticed that Minshew is 3-0 vs. the spread but he now faces the only D that allows less than 200 yards thru the air. This is not the week to go Full Mustache Ride.
Falcons/Texans:
Lingering memories from last year tell me that Houston has an above-average D but when you actually peruse the numbers they’re in the 24-ish range. Same but the t’udder way with the Falcons-they’re knocking on top 10 status.
There she be. Why don’t you catch some Other Football while you wait for the games to commence?
Charlottean Bananacakes!!
BWHAHAHAHA! Juju, you suck!
It annoys me no end that the garbage Falcons beat the Eagles, even if it did happen on one of the best pancake blocks of all time
Chase Daniel has held clipboards for so many different teams that of course he can’t keep track of who he should throw to
Fuuuuuck this
Chase Daniels IS NFL on Fox bonus coverage.
This is going to be a good day for Cardinals Talk postgame radio.
Cardinals WLT record is currently a palindrome, 1-3-1.
TIME TO RAM THROUGH LEGISTLATION FOR THE PUBLIC TO BUILD A TWO TRILLION DOLLAR BIDWILL STADIUM!
London NEEDS an NFL-varietal DRAW.
Let them go to penalty kicks
They got one.
https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/201610300cin.htm
It is wildly unfair that the Pats get to play the Jets twice a year
Wow, Redacteds @ Miami… There goes my “PICK ANYONE PLAYING MIAMI” in my survival pool at work
That’s what the Jets are for.
Or I guess Cincy as long as they’re playing someone strong 😀
10 sacks for Philly
What is “an old handwritten receipt for Andy Reid’s post game Geno’s Steaks order?”
The Bears are going to blow this and I had to see a Trump ad during the game. Fuck this timeline.
The Trump campaign somehow got my email, but Gmail is awesome and sends them all to spam
If they get hold of my email address, I’m going to have to do my Outlook settings for whenever I get an email from them there’s an auto-reply sent back that just says “fuck you” in all caps and font 32.
Those ads aren’t even believeable. Seriously, “The Swamp”?
And I thought his retard fans quit watching the NFL to show their love for [White] America?
No shit there was a Trump ad on Los Angeles TV! I’ve never seen any presidential campaign ads of any party on TV here.
Welp.
Wow
THIS TYLER BOYD I CALL HIM THE TALIBAN BECAUSE HE DESTROYED THAT BUDDA AND A BUNCH OF OHIOANS ARE CHEERING FOR HIM BECAUSE HIS UNIFORM IS REDDISH.
LOL
I believe it’s time for me to stop paying attention to this game; I’d rather not be able to pinpoint the exact moment my heart breaks.
Dalton good?
Or Cards are worse?
That looks like a pretty elaborate brace on Ol’ Graydick’s arm. I wonder if it makes it difficult for him to jack it. Meh, he probably just forces some random chick in a bar do it for him.
“That seems like a lot of work. I know of a place….” — R. Kraft
WHERE THE FUCK HAS THAT OFFENSE BEEN FOR THE PAST FIFTY-EIGHT MINUTES, YOU ASSHOLES?!
Oh shit. Eagles get Captain Dingleberry next week.
9 sacks for the Eagles with 5 mins to go. Record in play!
This is a strange game. The Raiders appear to be trying to avoid Raidering in the hopes that the Bears will Bears, and vice versa.
It is at this intersection that the AAFL folded.
I wonder if that guy they just showed on CBS WAS-NE game is Sikh of watching the TatoSkins. Or maybe he’s a P*ts fan.
Looks like CBS is tired of showing a 33-7 game to me here in TX, they just switched to the PIT-BAL matchup. Fine with me, even as a NE fan I say fuck watching a blowout.
My decision to start Brady seems to have been…good?
That can’t possibly be right given how the rest of my season has gone.
Defenses don’t usually pad stats like this. Poor poor Luke Falk
Welp there goes my good TE
I appreciate how dedicated Cincy is to making sure Beatie Mixon doesn’t score.
grrrrrrr
Christian McCaffrey: Actually Bad
Wonder how many people dropped the Eagles defense right before this game
Welp, my opponent sure didn’t.
Got tired of jags d and picked up Philly cuz of Mon o
oh jets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YNsCLFWi_g
It’s not often you get to see natural selection work that quickly.
The B-Dubs ad about people who schedule for game day reminds me of my wedding. As things worked out UConn wound by playing Georgetown in either the semis or the finals of the Big East tournament that day. My wife absolutely vetoed having a TV at the reception, (her father actually asked; no fucking way I was asking), so that was that.
We get in the limo for the ride from the church to the reception hall, which for reasons I never understood, (I picked out the cake and otherwise was just there to match well with the bride), as about 25 minutes away. The limo had a TV. The TV got one channel. That channel was showing the Big East tournament.
It was a pretty good game.
The Bengals aren’t not going to win a single game this year, are they?
Take your perfect seasons where you can get ’em.
—2008 Detroit Lions
This Cairo Santos I call him Anwar Sadat’s fate because of anger.
McCaffrey is threatening to put up 50 points. He’s definitely gonna get the Peyton Hillis treatment
Fuck, was that ever a weird time in the NFL.
Hillis vs. Vick in a fan vote for the Madden cover was definitely a social experiment
Hillis wasn’t that bad. He just got hurt and couldn’t keep up with the hype.
If the Bengals aren’t tanking on purpose, they’re just as shitty as the ’18 Cardinals.
No, they’re trying.
“Ereck Flowers saw the guy run right by him and make the hit.”
No worries, Ereck is used to that by now.
Afternoon lizard people. Are we sure the Jets actually scored an honest to goodness offensive touchdown?
Second of the year!
Everything else about them is offensive, so, I guess so?
Sooooo, the Tits’ is going to be set on fire and sent to Chicago, eh?
“tits fire Chicago” would be a nice PornHub search.
Eh, it’s Chicago, so it could end with a lot of clips with moobs
Tonya Harding doing an ad for an insurance company pushing forgiveness. Fucking America.
Same people that are doing ads with Johnny Fucking Football or another one?
Edit: YARP, same people. He, Tonya and something called a “Fat Joe” are headlining them… Might as well call in Greg Hardy to fill out the roster?
I didn’t pay attention to the name of the company, but it was not one of the usual suspects like progressive or geico or liberty mutual.
Edit: Google tells me the name of the company is Direct Auto Insurance. Never heard of them.
ten kicker wide right again. Ahaha.
HOW DO YOU NOT GO FOR IT ON 4TH AND 4 THAT LATE??
I’m not sure I’m aware of the Raiders ever having Raidered harder than this.
Giants fb Penny quite good at finding the (running) lane.