NFL Nuggets:
- The touchdown record gets all the acclaim, but what warms the cold, dead heart of the average [DFO] Commentist is the fact that Drew Brees also eliminated another Charger from the record books.
- By going 29-30, for a completion percentage of .966, Drew Brees bested the best completion percentage ever in an NFL game (min. 20 attempts).
- The previous record of .9655 was held by Philip Rivers, set in December 2018 as an LA Charger.
- By going 29-30, for a completion percentage of .966, Drew Brees bested the best completion percentage ever in an NFL game (min. 20 attempts).
THIS PLEASES US!
- The Chiefs picked up Terrell Suggs off waivers Monday, despite rumours that he’d only report to Baltimore if claimed.
- In fact, three other teams submitted claims for Suggs: the New Orleans Saints, San Francisco 49ers and Seattle Seahawks. Kansas City (10-4) had the worst record among that group and was awarded first crack.
- Baltimore had little chance, as their 12-2 record put them lowest in the claim process.
- The Chiefs did it not just to keep him out of Baltimore’s hands.
- Chiefs defensive end Alex Okafor tore a pectoral muscle in the team’s win against the Denver Broncos, so they need to plug the hole, and Suggs’ $350,000 salary cap hit is negligible.
- In fact, three other teams submitted claims for Suggs: the New Orleans Saints, San Francisco 49ers and Seattle Seahawks. Kansas City (10-4) had the worst record among that group and was awarded first crack.
- Speaking of first crack, Josh Gordon has been indefinitely suspended again.
- It is his sixth suspension since the 2013 season and the fifth for some form of substance abuse.
- The details of the substance or when & how he was caught were not disclosed.
- BTW – “indefinitely suspended again” is a paradox of the highest order.
- It is his sixth suspension since the 2013 season and the fifth for some form of substance abuse.
- Pretty busy up in Detroit today, given there’s no playoffs to plan around:
- Martha Ford has said Matt Patricia will be back in 2020.
- Matthew Stafford has been placed on season-ending IR.
- The team is not being sold to Jeff Bezos, despite rumours.
- It’d be pretty funny if he owned a team & Trump didn’t.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Sabres at Leafs – 7:00PM | NBCSN (blacked out nationally in Canada)
- Kings at Bruins – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Lakers at Pacers – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1 / NBATV
- Suns at Clippers – 10:00PM | Sportsnet1 / NBATV
- NCAA Hoops:
- Basketball Hall of Fame Invitational. From Barclays Center in Brooklyn, N.Y.
- Florida vs. Providence – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Miami vs. Temple – 9:30PM | ESPNU
- Oklahoma at Creighton – 8:30PM | FS1
- Purdue at Ohio – 9:00PM | ESPN2
- Basketball Hall of Fame Invitational. From Barclays Center in Brooklyn, N.Y.
- National Women’s Hockey:
- Women’s Rivalry Series – USA vs. Canada – 6:30PM | TSN
Thank Cthulhu that Bowl season starts next week. This only basketball from the NCAA is more of a February thing than a December thing.
Father in law just came in with some booze to help me while completely tearing down his V8 (compression issues, ’cause he overheated it rather badly) and I am almost hesitant to drink this while working
I forgot how ridiculous Airbnb fees are. Putting a crimp in last minute travel plans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBpS9gPloxo
Ain’t got no power. Kinda hope it stays out for a while – got a nice fire going and a glass of bourbon in my hand, don’t really have a need for electricity right now.
Oh I thought you meant no power because da man is holding you down.
Yes, as a white male in southern California, I’m sure that’s a problem for him on a daily basis.
You have my deepest sympathies…having to slum through a blackout with bourbon of all swills? Ewww…
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/28256851/1994-heisman-trophy-winner-rashaan-salaam-burden-carry
So, storytime. Ten years ago, Porky was engaged to a wonderful woman. I started working at Fidelity after following her to New Mexico. In training, I met a girl who had just gotten married and we would chit chat a bit. Nothing dangerous, nothing amorous, we didn’t even eat lunches together. The most forward thought I had towards her was, “huh, she’s really cute and her husband’s a lucky guy,” but at the time, so was I, because I was about to marry the love of my life. We did have a ton in common despite a 12 year age gap, but I soon married, she got pregnant, I quit to join the post office, and I truly had no desire to cultivate friendships with the opposite sex, so I more or less forgot about her.
Fast forward about seven years to the worst period of my life, most of the regulars know about my wife’s aneurysm and eventual death. Broke me right in half, and with two toddlers, I barely even had time to grieve. I still don’t. I joined Facebook because it really was the easiest way to stay in touch with people and show off the occasional picture of my kids. About a year in, I get an unfamiliar friend request, and then my memory jogs.
Oh, Fidelity girl. Well that’s cool, wonder how she’s doing. Well, apparently she had just ran across me on people you may know and was curious. I saw her picture and damn…still really attractive. And…her husband had cheated on her. At this point I hadn’t dated yet and I was still pretty bent out of shape, but I did have the thought in my head “hey I wonder if.” A couple weeks later she says she’s reconciling with her kids’ father and I say to myself, “bad timing, no big deal, worse things have happened, probably not ready to date anyway.”
Two years pass, I talk to her a bit, mainly in playdate and birthday party situations. Then I notice on Facebook (and I was not stalking her this was just something obvious) that she posted she was moving into a new apartment. Huh. On a whim I asked if her and the kids wanted to have a playdate. She accepted and we went to the museums. A few hours in, we’re sitting on a bench watching our kids build shit with giant blocks, and she says she’s now divorced because her husband cheated yet again, and follows with: “You know, I used to have such a crush on you. You looked like Clark Kent.” (She’s a Superman geek.) I told her what I thought of her, and the floodgates just opened. This woman is amazing. It’s like I put the stats in the Weird Science computer, and out pops this beautiful, smart, geeky, wonderful girl who has two kids that approximately match the ages of my own, cooks like a champ, watches sports, basically owns all the same movies I do, and loves good beer. I almost immediately fell in love with her. Her kids like me and love playing with my kids. I haven’t felt like this since my first girlfriend, just unabashed mutual affection with no boundaries and no bullshit. Porky may have found a keeper, y’all.
So…she’s a Patriots fan. How do I dump her?
I read all of that.
So did I.
Get her a foles jersey for Christmas
Oh, like one of those outfits that you give her as a present but it’s actually for *you* to wear?
That was brilliant.
You brilliant son-of-a-bitch.
It’s all true but for the last five words.
That may be the single best thing I’ve read on this site ever. Perfect comedic timing.
Plus, I’m so happy this is happening to you. It’s wonderful.
If she stays one after this season, she’s a keeper.
Dude, if George Conway can stay married to KellyAnne Conway, you should be able to power through something like Patriots fandom. Consider yourself one lucky bastahd.
So….. I can’t tell the difference.
Congrats on the sex.
[squeaking noises]
Porky Prime telling this story to DFO (artist’s conception)
To be clear, this made me quite misty, and I’m really happy to hear such an uplifting update.
Heh heh, the idea of Porky as a cop (i.e. “I smell bacon”) didn’t even occur to me until now.
This needs to be its own featured post.
Wait……. cooks like a champ?
SOLD!!
Well done (not the cooking). You deserve a better …. an upturn, if you will.
Here’s an unpopular decision – don’t? If she’s willing to lower her standards enough for you to have a fighting chance, I think that she deserves you to (and that’s the technical term, I should know, ’cause I did Intro to Psychology in Uni) stop being a butthurt little cuntboi about the Patriots 😛 No one says that you’ve got to accept Grumblelord and the Dreamboat as your Lords and saviours, but you can at least face that cold hard truth that it’s your team’s fault for sucking so much dick that it’d make a blush? (And yes,I’ve read the comment that confirms everything but the Pats part, but I wanted to vent a little, ’cause the lovely Mrs. bk109 knee’d my groin in her sleep 😀 )
It’s cool, bk. Even before this, my level of shit giving about sports loyalty had dropped to an all time low. Pats hate is a nice easy joke. If this girl gave me a Tom Brady jersey for Christmas, I’m so infatuated with her I’d probably wear it for a month.
It’s the things we do for love, lol. IE – I’ve learned to set aside my burning hatred for all things ManUre, that I’ve bid ( and bought) signed merch for the missus…. no matter how it burned my immortal soul 😀
Man, that is inspiring as hell.
Holy shit, how bad must the Hoopsball Falcons be to lose by 20 to the Knicks?
I was hanging out with a basketblogging friend (who knows about these things) and he said that the reason a lot of the Knicks games are close is because teams don’t respect them, and only bother to put the game away in the last few minutes because they know that they can.
Are we doing the Drummer Boy Challenge again? I’m still alive.
I, too, am still in it.
“I’d like to join.”
-random priest
The Simpsons turn 30 today. My fave quote: “So, you’re one of those ‘Don’t call me a chick’ chicks”.
Woozle-wuzzle?
Also “Everywhere I go I see teachers in Ferraris. Research scientists drinking champagne. I try to drink a Coke on a bus, and they took away my pass!”
“Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?”
“I’m cold and there are wolves after me!”
“Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?”
“S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!”
“To alcohol – the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”
And “Gentlemen, to evil.”
Video with sound:
https://giant.gfycat.com/AbsoluteDesertedHeron.mp4
Actually, the completion percentage record is owned by Robert Kraft, who reached completion in 100% of massages this year.
BANNER WORTHY ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Everybody loves Kraft Singles
Just had my favourite salad. I imagine many would love it. Spinach, grated cheese (any kind), croutons and Caesar dressing with 3 or 4 splashes of Tabasco. A grade A winner.
That sounds really good.
I only have four more days of unlimited drinking before the solstice kicks in so I suppose I should cash in while I still can.
A certain Mr. Carradine is very is excited to find out that the Sens have tied things up.
But in overtime, they… choked.
Russ?!
Is there anyone out there that despises an otherwise (generally acclaimed) great artist/band because they were forced to listen to them over and over again against their will? My list includes
-John Prine
-The Beatles
-Gordon Lightfoot
-The Clash
AC/DC
Splain, brother.
Terrestrial rock radio killed them to me. EVERY 30 minutes, and only the same maybe five songs. i can’t listen to them anymore. Same with “Dream On” by Aerosmith.
Just curious. Is “It’s A Long Way To The Top” included?
One of my most hated songs by anyone.
How do you feel about “Beatin’ Around the Bush”? I’m not a big AC/DC fan, but I kinda dig that one.
Boston
Journey
I do get tired of the catalog, but “More Than A Feeling” is still God’s Own Song.
Fucking Boston, it’s such a visceral reaction from me. I know they were good and talented. Just too much overexposure for me….
Our HS graduation “class song” (1977) was Long Time. All us dopers wanted Rush Working Man. I saw Boston in fall 1976, opening for Moxy and Black Sabbath in San Antonio. I have since learned that Moxy was at the bottom of the bill for every other show on that tour, but since they were so popular in SA, Boston opened that particular show.
— The Doors
— Radiohead
— The Tragically Hip
— Red Hot Chili Peppers
RHCP got ruined for me when Kiedis told the story about fucking a 14 year old twice when he was 23, The second time after she’d told him explicitly how old she was. Sort of changes my perception of a lot of their songs.
U2 and Rush.
Can’t fault you for either, although we get far more variety of Rush up here because CanCon regulations dictate 35% Canadian Content hourly between 7AM & 11PM. Not every playlist needs to include “Tom Sawyer”.
-Adele
-Any song that ESPN overuses for promoting shit
-“The champ is here” is the only line I know from that dumb fucking NFL gear commercial. I can’t hit the mute button fast enough.
Agreed. Plus, when I hear “Champ”, I keep thinking John Cena’s gonna show up & ruin the pay-per-view.
*rabadoo intensifies*
Clapton.
STEELY FUCKING DAN
“Bricky Don’t Lose That Number”
REM
Queen. I loved the hell out of that band when I was a kid but I understood where they truly were in the rock hierarchy (second or third tier) After the biopic came out, suddenly they were fucking EVERYWHERE, and clogging up all the stations I listen to on Amazon Music. Sick of BoRhap. Sick of We Are the Champions. Sick of Killer Queen. And FUCK YOUR ALGORITHMS NO SONG FROM “HOT SPACE” OTHER THAN “UNDER PRESSURE” EVER NEED BE PLAYED AGAIN.
This is how I remember my copy of WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, looking back on when I was getting done with high school.
I found this in the “attic” a couple years ago, the poster that came in the Queen “Jazz” album. I immediately took it down for framing, and it occupies a place of pride in the master hallway.
I just noticed what looks like blood spatter on one of my bathroom walls.
Dunno what it actually is (hope for tomato sauce) or when it happened, but Imma ’bout to make some calls.
Have you been making penne fra diavolo in the tub?
No, but that’s not a bad idea now that I think about it.
“You callin’ the Wolf?”
He does solve problems.
But I’m not doing brain detail.
I really want to play this flash game….
https://twitter.com/natemcdermott/status/1206689916043837440
This is very reportable on our timeline.
LOL
Underrated benefit of being #BlackBerry4Lyf – ain’t nobody asking to borrow MY charger.
The country of Canadia thanks you for your service.
Tried to watch Seth Meyers’ standup special. I just couldn’t relate to his joking about the shenanigans regarding his extraordinarily expensive wedding.
“I wanted something that cost thousands of dollars. My silly wife wanted (and got) something that cost me* tens of thousands of dollars!”
*not us
Probably. I just haven’t got the notification yet.
Me, I will NEVAR be fashionable enough. Though I am getting fat enough to be a bear (if not for the narrow shoulders, and also liking girls).
found a funny:
Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.
Every movie that has a flashback or flashforward of at least one year is also a Christmas movie, since the timespan of the movie therefore includes at least one Christmas.
[works out the math]
“Son of a bitch! That fucker is right!”
-Richard Feynman
Italian soccer is so racist that even their efforts to combat racism ends up being racism:
https://t.co/HHNplYhFiz?amp=1
This was a complete disaster. Who in their right mind gave this the green light????
Uh, people in their ‘right’ mind?
It’s still not as bad as the kids who wore blackface “in solidarity” with their black teammate who got harassed during a game by some dumbass parents.
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