Hawkey is back, the NBA is back (I think?), based ball is sort-of back who knows, football… again, who knows. All of that stated, golf has been back for six weeks. Granted, there aren’t any galleries, so, it’s been a bit strange, but, I’ll take what I can get at this point. However, today begins the first major of the golfing calendar, the PGA Championship, at Harding Park in San Francisco. With COVID being such fun for everyone, everywhere this year (WEAR A MASK, PEOPLE. IT ISN’T TYRANNY, IT’S PUBLIC HEALTH), we are going to have the 101st PGA Championship without fans in attendance.
Brooks Koepka is looking to be first to win three straight PGAs since Walter Hagan did in the 1910s. Last year’s PGA was the first, and now only, the late, great tWBS and I met and hung out, in real life.
It isn’t The Masters Thursday, but, it is still major championship golf. Sit back, crack a drink, and enjoy in this COVID-era. I would, too, but, wifey is working a 24 hour shift, so, I get to chase the kids around all day. Hello there, gin!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1-urTRxeEM&feature=emb_rel_end
Caps should just forfeit their first round series
The only thing that’s potentially interesting about Kanye West’s candidacy is the prospect of Q-Anon endorsing him and the fallout that would ensue.
The Beirut explosion was in the wrong place.
Also the possibility that, since Kanye’s fandom is at least as much “young white guys” as it is black people, he might drain more votes from Trump than from Biden.
He will get plenty of The Stupid Vote from around the country.
Oh, most definitely.
Sorry.
SPOILER ALERT
I’ll await Fronkenshteen’s response…
Happy Thursday muchachos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFxksNcLfcA
Lolcaps
LOLCAPS.
I will never get tired of this “joke.”
Extremely Tom Wilson capitals team today
Kovalchuk continuing his tradition of running over young Flyers who don’t know better
As did Manfred von Richthofen.
So a Zoom funeral is…… interesting.
Me, whenever a student who hasn’t showed up since the first day, submits their midterm exam or project.
I think this is even worse for me if I have a conversation with them, any name thing goes out the window. It happened with Jerod Mayo at NE.
WHOOOOOOO
….THE FUCK SAID THAT THING??
Not looking so good for Jordan Speith’s chances at the Career Grand Slam…
Are they better than Tiger’s chances for a free Denny’s Grand Slam?
You can’t have mayo with breakfast, BUT THE HOLY ABOMINATION OF MIXING SWEET AND SAVORY HAPPENS ALL THE TIME!!
Golf it’s what married guys do. Fuck that I golfed way more before wedlock, never mind child.
“Yeah, sex is cool, I guess, but have you ever listened to Another One Bites the Dust with headphones and turned it up real loud, feeling the bass thump in your ears?”
I got pretty drunk last night, and had this horrible nightmare the Penguins blew a 3-1 lead in the third period to lose, and now on the brink of elimination.
Ah, crap…
I have enjoyed watching golf without the crowds. No more screams of “Get in the hole!” or the other idiocy. Plus you can hear the players talking to their caddies and between themselves, adds a bit more fun to watching.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dJy_fV2Wzg
No golf riots either, those were distracting.
One benefit of Trump sending in the brownshirts to Portland: everyone’s a little more leery of
peacefully protestingrioting at places where mostly white people hang out.“No more screams of “Get in the hole!””
Yeah, that’s why I quit going to sex clubs, too.
It was the same for me and the annual Groundhog’s Day celebration in Punxsutawney.
And no one wants to hear that shit in a billiards parlor, either.
Especially when all these things are combined.
Let me reach for most tasteless post of the day, earlier than usual:
I Smelt the Felt at Big Dan’s Tavern
New Bedford, Massachusetts
That was a one time watch movie.
No times would have been enough.
I see how this would be relevant after Montreal’s win yesterday
Hockey ended. I don’t know what you’re talking about….
Also you bet I put in a couple DFS lineups for this tournament. PRAISE GAMBLOR!
this first step is admitting you have a problem
/works for either paragraph