There are only 3 games left in the season! I was going to type that I was surprised that the season actually kept going until the end but then I realized that the NFL has never cared about the safety of its players after they leave the league so it obviously didn’t give a shit that there were so many players that caught the COVID.
I’m actually surprised they didn’t organize sleepovers so that everyone could get it at once during the bye week and then move on.
Congratulations to the sterling combination of SonOfSpam and Dunstan for guessing last week’s hidden theme of songs that were number 1 in 1982! Dunstan was first with the 1982 bit and SonOfSpan cleaned it up by pointing out that they were all #1s.
For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Today we are back to the puzzles! Enjoy these fine songs and figure out what the common theme is among them. I will give up to three hints in the comments. This is, I think, the toughest one yet. We’ll see if you get it…
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!
Happy Birthday to Me!
It ain’t that late.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3KtKAySDBs&list=PLxzkbONlV6obzIsOrVgftuyOWAR8rWY-S
Yeah right!
Hola DFO.
My mind got blown earlier this week when I got my Vanguard statement.
It told me I’d be gettin’ x,xxx monthly dollars in my pocket if I retire at 62.
Social said they would pay me 2,3xx per month.
I’ve also got an IRA that’s doing really well.
Maybe I can retire in 2 1/2 years on the beach in Portugal and live at a third less cost.
I ain’t seeing a downside.
If I’m you, I’m doing it.
Prelim visit next year to Porto.
Spend a week.
Sum it up.
Great idea!
Balls, were members of these bands in other bands together before? That’s weirdly ungrammatical, but you know what I mean!
I know what you mean and that’s a great theme that I will use another day, but that’s not it. At least I don’t think it is.
Alright! I didn’t win the lottery! I would have completely blown all that money anyway.
Coke and hookers or coke and more coke?
Hookers buried in coke
Binge watching the newest season of Big Mouth. There’s a show that’s filthy enough for DFO.
On the second episode of the fifth season of The Magicians, the first spoken words of the show are “Where am I? Where are my pants?”
I didn’t think it was possible for me to like this show any more, but here we are.
The DFO mantra.
It was weird but great. Or perhaps I should say weird AND great, because the weirdness definitely helped. Fixed some of the problems with the books, and was unlike anything else on TV.
Also, Olivia Taylor Dudley has amazing breasts.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwD_SulAWP8
Once again, thank you for the prude link. It’s used and appreciated.
It looks like rain
We got rain for like the first day in a year.
This is the weirdest place to live.
No that was my guess for the song theme. But we’re about to get days of rain here in L.A.
Pffft, rain. If Dallas Raines is right, and he always is, we’re gonna get around 3 1/2 feet of snow up here this week. Bring it! I went to the weed store today, so I have supplies.
That’s awesome! We really need it. It’s been a LONG time since we’ve had rain down here and snow up there.
Her nasal passages are more coke-eroded than the matron’s
Evening
*raises glass*
I need to fill one
Cheers!
Get in the hole!
Who is this lovely announcer lady?
Holly Sonders formally of FS1 and the Golf Channel. Use to be married to a guy name Vegas Dave dated Kliff Kingsbury.
This is pro gambler Vegas Dave
%3Ffit%3Dscale
Puzzle update: Dok Zymm is very close. She’s identified a key part. That’s your first hint.
My penis says yes
Thats some commitment to paint the sweater company on the back of a painted on Flyers sweater
The butt cleavage really does it for me.
Did everybody buy your billion dollar lottery ticket? It might already be too late!
What with everything going on I totally missed this. I guess I should pop over to a 7-11 or something, but that seems like a lot of effort to not win any money
I’ve already got a couple that get along just fine. Not sure I want to introduce another and upset the chemistry.
I did, so if I win, please know that I treasure all of you but will never deign to converse with anyone here ever again because you will be far far far beneath me.
I never play the lottery (“A tax on ignorance” said somebody famous) but with a billion dollar prize the risk/reward threshold has been crossed so I dropped twenty buck on it today. The drawing is in a little over an hour.
It’s only a tax on ignorance if you only value winning, anticipation and hope have value for most people
And then your hopes and dreams are crushed.
TRUE FACT! Your hopes and dreams are ded from the moment you’s born.
Even after taxes the expected value is the same as the ticket at this point or something like that (assuming one winner, naturally there’s tragedy of the commons that throws a wrench in that).
That’s not entirely true if you consider the probability of multiple winners, which happens frequently with big jackpots, but eh, close enough!
Hence the tragedy of the commons bit!
Eh what the hell, I needed to get gas tomorrow anyway, went ahead and filled up tonight and picked up 5 tickets. I was the only person I saw who let the computer pick, I ain’t got no time for them forms. Plus, so many people use birthdays that there are way more repeats with people who pick their own, so less chance of splitting multiple ways. Fingers crossed for the $400 million or so that’s left of the cash option after taxes!
Take the annuity.
Why? Any decent yield investment beats what they give you
Then don’t take the annuity.
Invest it all in GameStop stock!
I’m in a pool with my employees. They were all doing their own thing until today. I figure, if they all hit it, I’m probably gonna need a Plan B.
I feel like a lottery pool is just a really bad idea. Seems like I read a lot of stories about people suing each other over those.
Fauci just now said to Maddow “I’ve been wanting to come on your show for months and months” and I said “Gross” and my daughter said “Can you not?” and I’m officially beginning my weekend.
From beyond the grave?
Live From Hell: The Hank Aaron Interview with Bob Costas
Costas and his crew voluntarily committed suicide to get the exclusive interview.
MOAR LIKE Hammerin’ the inside of the coffin lid Hank amirite??
I think that’s called a seance, actually.
Oh, ok, I see the problem.
Loose fuel line:
That, and the explosive conflagration should be contained to the inside of the engine.
explosive “deflagration”
I ain’t no flagration expert of any kind.
can’t be on pornhub. they don’t allow rape videos
C-SPAN maybe?
That score is not so friendly.
SexiMexi futbol Friday. Now with more Club Puebla! Hail Gamblor!
Just like that they get scored on. Fucking never trust Tijuana.
Thinking of checking out Guam or the Northern Mariana islands in February. Apparently there aren’t any flights to American Samoa until April, which seems weird but who knows. Any opinions on which would be better for a short trip?
Mariana Islands. Go to Tinian and see where the Enola Gay was based. There’s probably still old Japanese soldiers up in the hills that don’t know the war is over.
I dove Guam and saw some neat WWII shit, but that was over 35 years ago and all that stuff might have totally rusted away by now. Middle of the Pacific Ocean made for the clearest water I’d ever seen. Who knows what it’s like now. Also, Truk Lagoon was supposed to be (back then) awesome as far as sunken WWII relics.
When I was there, there was one high rise hotel on Tumon Bay. Now it looks like Waikiki.
Having burned through practically every other cooking show in existence, we’ve started watching Iron Chef. Tonight one of them is making duck fat candles!
New Iron Chef or Old Iron Chef?
Um…
I presume the new one. But it’s like Season 11.
New one = American one
Old one = Japanese one
The original Japanese Iron Chef is the best cooking show ever. Its American copy pales in comparison. Watch Japanese Iron Chef.
Never a truer statement has been made about a cooking show.
How about old reruns of Yan Can Cook?
This is like a Wheel of Fortune Before and After
Ooooh! You’re super warm!!
okay coach. I’ll do my best
…. evening?
If you’re the least bit interested in food and you cruise the yubtub, you’ve come across Chef John/Food Wishes. But have you come across this parody?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlbFPkAjX7c&ab_channel=DopeThingsforDopePeople
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The video is not playing…
Video link is broken…
I don’t get it…
listen dude, if you’re gonna take precious time away from the hard working girls on onlyfans, you better have reliable technology
I first read that as “how to deter a sex addict” and was like “why would you want to do that?”