Thanks to a LOT of work behind the scenes, Sexy Friday is BACK!
Thank you to BeerGuyRob for mentioning this in last night’s Open Thread as I logged on and went, “Oh shit! Tomorrow’s Friday?”. So, you are getting a slightly different version of Sexy Friday today. I did not have time to go over your submissions from the last few weeks, so I will not be showing those pics.
Luckily, I had some theme ideas stored up for just such an occasion as well as some video/song puzzles. Today, you get a brand new video puzzle and a special themed pictorial display. Let’s see if you can guess both!
Without further ado, TO THE TITS AND ASSES!
For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Today we are back to the puzzles! As always, I will give up to three hints in the comments at your request. You try to determine the hidden theme or link between all the songs. Good luck!
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!
Might as well stay up for the second quarter, right?
This is how they get you.
Balls must be enjoying this GWS-Sydney game, it’s chock full of behinds.
Woooooooo goal!
Fuck
CANADIAN CINEMA OF THE 1930s PRESENTS:
The Story of Nickel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiHxUyv5kQ0
It’s not just nickel, it’s nickel alloys too! I’m a little tired, but I am watching the hell out of this tomorrow!
“Come back Nickle, come baaaaaaaaack!!” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1iCZpFMYd0
Alright, I’m awake, might as well at least watch the first quarter of GWS-Sydney….
In keeping with my pledge to lose 20 pandemic-quarantine pounds, I just made and ate a banana split with real vanilla ice cream, Hershey’s chocolate syrup, caramel sauce, real whipped cream, and a banana. The nutrients are in the banana.
Isn’t it supposed to be one scoop of vanilla, one scoop of chocolate, and one scoop of strawberry?
Isn’t the banana supposed to go in the tailpipe?
I went all-vanilla. I have strawberry (both are Tillamook) but no chocolate, but I used chocolate syrup so that’s something.
I can feel the pounds melting away.
You didn’t put any nuts on it. Everyone knows that’s where the real calories are!
The banana split was invented in Latrobe PA by a guy named Joe Gruebel. Everybody called him Ice Cream Joe. He and his family went to my church.
Nope, I’m wrong. It was his boss that invented it, but I think Joe ended up buying that guys drug store eventually. He was a very old man when I was a little kid.
The elephant Banana Split was sort of like Zeppo Marx – you wondered why he was there.
There was a movie or tv show in which the Banana Splits were evil murderers, except for the elephant. Lemme see if I can find it
It was called The Banana Splits Movie, came out a few years ago. Kind of funny, but we were high when we watched it, so who really knows?
SEXY FRIDAY FOR THE LADIES: Union Pacific “Big Boy”
https://youtu.be/2gq1DqmWAhE?t=96
That is a sexy beast!
BRISBANE WINS THE AFLW!!
Yay! I think we need a hint on the music theme. At least, I do. I got nothing.
It’s body parts
It’s not buttholes.
First hint: what do you get under when it’s cold?
Covers! Let me think….
The Cure? Definitely a couple of them
Articulate it.
The Cure covered these songs?
DINN DING DING DING DING!!!
Woohoo! I haven’t gotten one of these in a while.
Nicely done!
All of them died in plane crashes
Just finished the expanse. The seasons on SyFy were so much better than the ones on prime that it’s not even funny
Guten nacht y’all, I go schlafe ahora
Guten abend Frau Doktor.
Don’t start handing out yellow stars
Hi everyone!
I really would like to be here more often but work is CRAZY and shit.
Don’t get me wrong.
I love my fucking job.
Really.
And I love you cool kids!
Stupid job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yin86aVjdR0
Did you get your second shot yet? I think you were about a week ahead of me.
WEDNESDAY!
So excited.
Next Wednesday for clarification.
So the one coming up first, or the next one?
The other Wednesday following or proceeding the next.
Mine’s on the 30th. Go us!
Puzzle of the night–wilo lady BFC notice before i finish a whole bottle of wine?
Yes.
Because she needed another glass and it was gone?
She’s not imbibing tonight so… incorrect
Then no.
Party on Wayne!
Drinking some port that I bought at Trader Joe’s a few years ago to go with playing board games online. I have never drank port before. I’m just glad I never had this as a teenager, because this seems like it would have fucked teenage me up with a quickness. The whole bottle would have been drank in about 15 minutes, shortly followed by barfing it right back up.
I’ve drank entire bottles of port in one night with no ill effects.
Wait, I mean, sipped.
I hope you have some cheese, post-puberty it’s the way to stomach port’s sweetness
Cheese is good. I like dark chocolate with it too.
I have some truffle-seasoned popcorn that came in a 20-lb bag I got at Sam’s Club.
That sounds good, but not sure it’s 20 lbs good. Godspeed!
I might be exaggerating a little bit about the size. Which is typical.
Also…popcorn is pretty light, what volume does that work out to??
Room sized bag!
There are more than one wine(s) that I’ve refused off of after a bad night.
Port was never one.
I passed out after drinking I don’t remember how much Gallo Hearty Burgundy. Woke up the next day to find out I just yakked over the edge of the bed. Haven’t had any since, and that was 40+ years ago.
Riunite. Soo gross coming back up. The red, anyway. The white was pretty inoffensive.
My roommate in the Army and I would split a bottle of that while watching Saturday morning cartoons, just to get the day started out right. Youth wasted on the young, etc.
That was a skipping school vintage of choice, so also day drinking. In the evenings, when it wasn’t beer, we would drink many bottles of cheap champagne, coz we were classy like that. I think Andre was under 2 bucks a bottle. The headaches the next day required lots of weed. Youth was wasted, that’s for sure!
After attending the first US Festival and being scorched by 108 degree heat for 3 days we decided to go camping up near Kernville right after getting home.
For breakfast we had warm Tyrolia wine and cold spam.
The results were as expected.
There’s a show I’m watching called The Order, and I suppose in a way it’s like the most recent MTV incarnation of Teen Wolf, but set at a college in Canada. And much like Dylan O’Brien in Teen Wolf, there’s an actor who is just clearly above and beyond the material and the rest of the cast. It’s like watching Steph Curry play in college. He’s just so clearly meant for such bigger and better things.
I assume unrelated the the video game ‘The Order’? And probably (sadly) not steampunk at all?
Yeah, it’s about werewolves and magic and stuff. Jewel Staite is in it. And apparently Jason Priestley appears <i>as himself</i>!
Hrm, doesn’t actually sound awful, possibly even good. Probably still won’t end up watching it because lazy and whims and such, but glad to have an option!
Ian Ziering too! Also as himself!
I like him in those shark movies.
Jewel Staite, you say? I’ll be in my bunk.
SEXY FRIDAY: Airplanes, Clouds, and Vortices
Are they atmospheric effects or mind-altering chemtrails? No man can say.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfY5ZQDzC5s
The ones who know are irreversibly altered by the chemtrails.
I got to see vortices coming off the edge of the wing when I was landing at Houston one time. Cool, but foreshadowed that “wrap a hot well towel around your head” Houston weather.
All the best weather effects involve unpleasantness. I don’t need to see Lake Michigan steaming because it can’t freeze fast enough more than once. I’ll make an exception for Thundersnow
I can’t find the pictures I took of snow rollers that were in Columbus a few years ago. https://www.dispatch.com/article/20140127/NEWS/301279869#:~:text=Snow%20rollers%20are%20showing%20up%20in%20central%20Ohio%2C%20like%20this,to%20the%20National%20Weather%20Service.
I saw a marine layer that was at least 1000 feet thick rolling over South San Francisco right over the airport that was some biblical shit.
No guesses on the song theme?
Songs about body parts
I don’t know what to say to that other than no.
My thought was breakout hits, but not really sure and got distracted by the bond thing
Nope. I went in a different direction.
They didn’t ALL die young, so it’s not that
Hair? I mean it’s glorious hair.
I’m still ambulatory! And I’m making pizza.
For the smelly pets, yourself, or both?
Myself and maybe the Dr. Mrs., assuming I don’t drunkenly ruin the pizza.
It’s much easier to order pizza while drunk so you always have that backup plan.
Woohoo! You know, if you give those pets a bath they won’t be nearly as smelly. Unless it’s farts. Baths don’t help with farts.
No, I’m responsible for a lot more farts than they are.
They should make an older Bond film with Brosnan now and a bunch of Bond MILFs. Salma Hayek, too, please.
Is she holding in a turd? Who sits like that?
A sexy turd
A penis shaped turd?
It could also be that she’s trying to do yoga from a poorly translated paragraph in a typo-ridden magazine
Downward turd?
Knee-replacement camel
For reference:
It be cigar and whiskey time! Happy Friday, gentlepersons.
I like the cut of your jib
I realized I had not yet tried my whiskey-pairing pocky, so dutifully poured myself a whiskey. Seems to go well, but I suspect this would be true of normal pocky as well
my first bond girl
There she is!
she always did enjoy a good squeeze
I so want to vomit right now.
Have you tried vomiting positivity?
I’m smiling from my anus.
I don’t care if it’s official or not, she’s one of my fave Bond girls
They’re my faves too.
because apparently balls really hated her movie
I really did. And I really hated her in it. Just an absolutely disaster of a film.
I’m not alone in this opinion. Canada agrees with me!
https://www.readersdigest.ca/culture/best-worst-james-bond-movies/
list is invalid for not having world is not enough dead last
i can respect that, but you also included denise Richards, she’s an objectively worse actress in an objectively worse movie
honestly, the whole bond franchise is overrated in my opinion
Her tits are wonderful.
All tits are wonderful
Oh goddamn it, I JUST booked my Skopje flights a few days ago and they just cancelled them. BOOOO
SEXY FRIDAY: B-1 Bombers in Las Vegas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvps0H8X66g
Beautiful Bond girls are beautiful
SEXY FRIDAY: Airbus A380 Landing Gear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEJQRXYIg5w
So many airlines are retiring their A380s ahead of schedule because of the pandemic 🙁
Qantas has two A380s mothballed down the street from me. Not in the desert but right next to the ocean.
Dude, go nab one, they’ll never miss it!
I’m really happy I got to fly in one to Europe. On the upper deck, too. FWIW, it was one of the smoothest flights I’ve ever been on.
The sheer amount of space means some really interesting things have been done with their interiors. It will probably remain the only aircraft I’ve showered in
Just watched ‘Hotel Artemis’ which is never going to win any Oscars but is still a fun 90 minutes, and you can look at Sofia Boutella throughout it.
(also Dave Bautista, Jeff Goldblum, Sterling Brown, and some unknow actress named Jodie Foster or something. Keep you eye on her, I tells ya; if she sticks with it she’s got potential!)
She’s got looks to kill for!
Jodie Foster? I’d shoot Reagan to impress her.
He’s an easier shot nowadays.
Yeah, but to win her heart you have to get a kill shot in. She’s not impressed with wounding.
Does Zombie Reagan count?
Zombie Reagan is already dead; you can’t kill him. This was John Hinkley’s problem: if he had killed Reagan Jodie Foster would have married him in prison and had all his babies. Instead, Hinkley will die a bachelor because he missed.
Found a trailer for the next Netflix “strange crime” doc along the lines of “Evil Genius”…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK1G-ChzmRs&ab_channel=SketchiT
God bless you..
This probably ain’t the music answer, but each of those songs ends with the title being repeated.
Also, all the sings were epileptic, except Jim Morrison, Dave Gahan, Jimi Hendrix, Ray Davies, and David Bowie.
That was my guess too!
Not quite. The epileptic thing is absolutely true, but just a happy coincidence.
I’m not sure you know what ‘Happy’ means…
Oh that was fully intended because I’m an asshole.
RIKKI: What’s the girl equivalent of a ‘bromance’?
DR. MRS. DEADLY: Friendship. It’s called ‘friendship’.
Theme is BOND GIRLS
I think it’s old broads. Like your age but less broken down.
Correct! One from each film (my personal favourite from that particular film), IN ORDER OF RELEASE, plus the non-Eon film at the end.
i was going back and forth. i thought it was bond girls, changed my mind after a few I didn’t recognize, then saw denise and Famke, then immediately looked for Halle berry and didn’t see her, then i realized Zena wasn’t the official “bond girl”
regardless, I’m just kinda surprised it took this long
I got to Famke and stopped looking. That woman has my heart,
Cheers to the guy I saw today with the custom licence plate ‘DWN4FUD’ I hope some delicious fud is in your future!
“So Close! [sighs] I’m never going to get fucked…”
-E. Fudd
But he is getting some sick Dawn dish soap out of everything
I dunno, it seemed like every cartoon I watched he got fucked pretty good.
Liga MX has a rule where the worst team in the league each season is not relegated but instead has to pay a $6M USD fine. I think the NFL should adopt this rule going forward.
I need to pace myself so that I am still ambulatory enough at 9 p.m. to make it upstairs. Or maybe not; maybe I should plan to sleep on the couch with the animals tonight. They’re too stinky to allow into the bedroom.
My first memory of hearing rock and roll music was when I was about 5 years old. My mom had a 1949 Dodge that was thrown in for an extra ten bucks with a house my parents purchased in Sacramento in 1964 or so.
The radio had vacuum tubes and took a while to warm up. But I remember we were driving down the road going somewhere and the distinctive guitar riff of You Really Got Me came on and that was the first time in my life that I reached over to turn the volume up.
That is the definition of a CLASSIC song. I first heard the Van Halen version and then the original and they both absolutely rock.
I love that Dave Davies cut up his amp with a razor blade to get that fuzzy sounds.
“Needs to be 27% nastier…let’s slice up the equipment.”
“Amateur.” -Keith Emerson pulling the knife (fun fact, Lemmy’s knife; funner fact, Lemmy the roadie’s knife) out of his organ
I remember dancing with my sister and brother when the Beatles were on Ed Sullivan. I was not even 4.