Most of us in the good ole U S of A have Veteran’s day on Thursday and, red-blooded lazy Americans that we are, we most likely took today off work to get a 4-day weekend out of the deal. If you didn’t do this, shame on you. If you couldn’t do this because your boss is an a-hole, I’m sorry and I hope you find a better job soon.
I am still catching up from previous pictures you all have posted, so today you get more than just 11 pictures. Thank you to all that have contributed!
For the musical selections tonight, well, I think this will explain it best:
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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
Here are your Top 25 pictures of the week.
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
This week, I’m playing six songs from an artist that is surprisingly controversial around these parts. Seriously, I had no idea that Billy Idol was so polarizing! Enjoy!
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
and just because I REALLY like to watch the world burn
Here are two bonus songs:
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.
Hola DFO!
Como estash!
(Speaking phonetically)
Damn glad to see you!
I’ve had just the week, I do declare.
Brother Eldest right is flying in tomorrow and there’s even talk of a “Foosbaw” game on Sunday. Have you ever heard the like?
I’m dragging DJ TAJ to a massive live event for the first time, for him, in like 19 months.
Don’t tell anybody because I’m supposed to write about it.
What’s the live event? Bieber?
If results hold, all of North America will play in Qatar. I’m rooting for that.
RELATED: after tonite’s CAN 1 – 0 Costa Rica, somewhere in Edmonton there’s an extraction helicopter looking for litre_cola
They can triangulate to his cell phone signal.
I’m sending in relief.
Shit, I’m 30.
Maestro, you got yourself a year to steel yourself, happy birthday, buddy.
I though everyone here was mid 30’s at least.
I’m 24 but that’s in Mars years.
Woah, just looked it up and 23.94 for me. Pretty sure you’re not my twin brother though.
I think Maestro’s the only writer left in his 20s, but also Redshirt and maybe Buddy? And if anyone remembers Trevor Semen, who might be in college by now.
Happy Birthday. Next round is on me.
Welcome to the first decade of back pain
Happy birthday old man. 30 is ancient and your life is pretty much over.
j/k things get even better just don’t get fat trust me
A very happy birthday to Señor Weaselo! Had the pleasure to meet Srta. and him waaay back, when Weaselo was still in his 20s. What a sweet and fun couple; only once I had to go to the bathroom to barf.
KIDDING. It was a helluva treat to hang out with them.
Happy birthday, lizard friend. Keep hustlin’, and a big hug.
What the hell? You were in NYC and you didn’t even swing by LA to see us? I thought we were friends, dude!
Dementia 13 is coming on TCM now. Coppola’s first directing job, Roger Corman produced. B movie fun!
Nights like this I wish the internet hadn’t killed travel agents
You know, the internet has been trying to destroy good quality porn for a long time. OnlyFans and such have really reduced the quality of porn. Porn had a major surge of quality in both actors and filming in the 90’s and early 00’s. Now, you get bad lighting, bad angles, and people that just aren’t good at what they do.
At least the porn industry is still making the good stuff.
Counterpoint: naked people are fun in all lighting
I am thinking that Apple TV’s Foundation would be a lot better if they pretty much ignored the Foundation (maybe checking in from time to time but little more than that) and just focused on the downfall of the Galactic Empire. There’s a lot more leeway in terms of story and it’s much easier to make it work well for television.
Shows on the CW value friendship far too highly. Like, every other episode there’s some perilous situation created because one or more characters refuse to abandon “their friends” even though in real life these teens would drop each other faster than prosecutors contemplating charges against Bob Kraft after a prostitution sting.
A business has to have priorities:
https://twitter.com/gbeyale/status/1459202493846491138
“If this team could get consistent service in the box we’d have better results”
And now my wife is glaring at me, so thanks a lot, announcer-guy.
I’m just waiting for Alexie Llalas’s take.
/shoots self in the face, twice.
When he is on, I turn the channel. He’s such a douche. He makes me seem reasonable.
It’s a 2-0 lead at the 88th minute.
Time to send some bench slug in with instruction to hospitalize the eye-gouger, red card be damned.
/I should not be in charge of anything, ever.
TAKE THAT, PANCHO VILLA!
DOS A CERO!!!!
¡Dos a Cero!
The Americans seem determined to sit on this insurmountable one goal lead:
Well, that was a poorly timed comment.
VW ads for “emission free” vehicles is hilarious. That’s like trusting Cosby to pour you a drink.
They’re free of self-awareness.
As am I.
God, I hate Pubelessdick as much as I hate Mayfield.
GOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!
Pulisic is Rocking!!!!
USA up 1-0!!!
*american boner gif*
TAKE THAT, SANTA ANA!
YES!
Pulisic is now playing for team USA!
That’s Rocking! 💪
Man, the US is playing dirty. Fucking dirty players!
What game are you watching? Because the one I’m watching just had one of the Mexican players eye-gouge a US player.
The ISiS player was wrapping up the Mexico player’s leg and he was trying to get free. It was disgusting!
ISIS has a team!?
Man, I thought letting Qatar bribe their way to a World Cup was bad, but that’s really bad.
I would rather be deaf than listen to that waste of jizz and oxygen that is Billy Idol.
Sounds like a job for vasectomies and antioxidants!
Mexican should have been red-carded there.
/goes out and buys MAGA hat
If this is going to end a Seamus (As a point of order that’s a 0-0 tie) there should be at least one proper fight. And a minimum of one red card.
Soccer could benefit from a few hockey thugs.
Ooh! Wooden sticks!
Wait, that’s lacrosse. Nevermind.
Heh…39 degrees as the high tomorrow. I WILL OWN THIS TOWN!
*you ARE babies,
you fought FOR the North,
sorry history hurt your fee-fees,
pay your Pence and move forth*
Celcius or Fahrenheit? Or Kelvin?
The Panamá-Honduras game has been slightly bananacakes. Honduras led 2-0 at the 75th minute mark and Panamá has scored 3 in 8 minutes and is going to win.
They also have a much better healthcare system
Today’s adventure:
Look who dropped by!
I’m sure he’s Gumbygirl’s favorite (but don’t tell the others)
He is. You guys are just salty because he owns everybody’s ass in Quotables!
Whoa
Mexico has a player named Corona?
Where’s our Budweiser? Our Coors? Our Millers?
We have lost our way.
Gotta guess there’s a Miller out there somewhere.
Yayyyyy! Are you ok? We missed you!
I just scrolled down. Glad you’re back!
We must have a Miller, but does Jamaica have a Red Stripe?
Viva La Raza!
Sharkette has loved this “Billy Idol” song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjbpuK_H2VY
That’s awesome!
Theres so much high brow stuff in there. Now it’s a mix of Sesame Street and various Charlie Brown specials. Thank you Plex server in my basement for Peanuts on demand!
That’s Rocking!
USA Soccer game vs Mexico and Warriors vs Bulls NBA game tonight!!!
That’s Rocking!!! 🏀⚽️
also, VLTR – no pressure or anything, but the last Commentist in rehab got engaged to an honest-to-GAWD Princess within 6 months.
I think it’s a different rehab, but I’m expecting a duchess at least.
No, not commentist Duchess.
But I mean, that’s fine if that’s who they are!
How about a Duke?
Practically the whole ward is staffed by 20-35 year old youngsters, almost exclusively female. I just don’t have the energy. I will have some fun anecdotes when I get done and have the time and energy to share.
I have decided to retire when this ordeal is over.
I think I mentioned that the loss of strength and the neuropathy resulted in the occupational and physical therbeen assigned. assigned.
Not the booze.
Suuure.
Retirement is pretty much always the answer. I am kind of sad that I might be having a pending employment change without taking multiple months off in between
This also responds to A&H’s query below…
Me‽ I did‽
I forgot that song was in The Wraith, which is one of my favorite guilty pleasures. It is a fun movie.
My first (and only, I think) foray into video editing for DFO!
https://doorfliesopen.com/2016/07/20/mst-3000/comment-page-1/
Fucking WI-FI at rehab times out after times out after 10 minutes. That kinda sucks.
Unless it’s an internet porn addiction rehab, that seems counterproductive
My thoughts exactly.
Viva, is it one of those rehab places that is also a nursing home? If so, I think they do it on purpose due to the Alzheimers’ patients. They don’t want the bandwidth hogged by someone who forgot why they are staring at some weird newfangled machine they don’t recognize. Glad to see you back!
Thanks! I’m still here till 17th. Just making an appearance tonight as every thing I do here wears me out. I hope that I’ll be able to participate more as my strength improves.
Plus, the Celtic game is pretty good.
VLTR out.
You better stuff that suggestion box. HARD.
/also congrats on not violating our anti-death rule WOO
Dude! Wonderful to see you around.
Those of y’all who want to HAIL GAMBLOR along with Hippo (should be Population: Zero)? I have 40 Ameri-quid on Wyoming ML tonite.
The machine learning team from a made up state? I’m in, they’ve programmed a fine simulation of a real place and I think those skills will translate to competition
RITE????
Am I the only one that used to confused Billy Idol and Billy Squier as a kid? I am? I’ll show myself out.
https://youtu.be/69fPof-ZTnU
Nah, Squier had at least ONE good song.
Sadly, there are no femur drums, but get ready to get SHOCKED!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lx2fZU5USus
LoL 😂
Is the music theme Billy Idol?
Bat signal for Moose has been sent out.
These JV playoff frauds aren’t going to finish before the Turtles game.
How will the WWL handle this?
I blame Hippo for this post. Here’s what I meant to ask:
Cincy/USF isn’t going to finish before the USMNT game. Where will ESPN air the start of the USMNT fixture?
ESPNNEWS, I assume. That’s usually what they do.
Or you could tune in to Univision aaaand watch in Spanish.
Who would want to watch a Murrikan broadcast of the assdick USMNT? Viva el Mexico!!
It’s on ESPN+ so I doubt that. Univision it is!
Even more surprising, they’re moving the JV action to the news channel and switching to the Turtles.
I have to translate in my head before talking to normal people, although I’ve also been teaching people some of the more accessible Hippoese
YOU DOES TEH LAWD’S WORK
“Square root of fuck-all” is a very useful phrase
Definitely. There’s a large gap between yelling out “LOL Bungles” and “LOL #thePauls” in public.
In conclusion, Ohio is a land of contrasts of steaming bowls of failure piles.
Billy Idol!! That’s Rocking! 💯
You’ve got to be a lover. Have Mercy!
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Well damn, someone is desperate for grandkids
Gumby and I dated in high school, but broke up all the time. When we got back together shortly before we were married, we went to my house one night, and my mom waited until I left the room and told him she wanted grandchildren and she didn’t care how she got them. She got one about 9 months later!
Wait, ah thought yew wuz dying alone Redshirt WTF????
Steven Bannon indicted and Jon Gruden is suing the NFL? I wish every Friday were like this.
How dare the NFL use Jon Gruden’s own words against him!
Gruden is suing the NFL? Excuse me while I try to keep a straight face but epically fail and laugh till I can’t breathe. The only thing that could make this better is Rodgers injuring himself and going to Joe Rogan for orthopedic surgery
It’s all about discovery. I don’t think Gruden gives a shit about the money; he just wants to see everyone else’s racist/sexist/etc. laundry aired the same way his was.
Can you imagine the resulting carnage?
This is gonna be fun!
That would be cool. But I suspect it’s MOAR “White Man Entitlement Syndrome” in which he really does expect compensation/vindication. In which case Ginger Hammer is still…(vomits profusely)…the good guy here.
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/5ca962ac-34ae-4190-a223-7b3ec89d9f84/gif#PHhygrT5.copy
You missed one!
https://youtu.be/-kwRoV_zx5U
Yes!
Made myself a burger and a Manhattan for dinner tonight. Pro tip: If you have prime rib spice, toss some on the burger as it cooks. It didn’t suck
I thought only school kids and government workers got Veteran’s Day off? Happy for any of y’all that managed it. I am dead tired and enjoying what has become my favorite at home meal, curry chicken salad and a cheap rosé from Trader Joe’s. Going to a 1920’s party at a winery tomorrow night, then more wine and football on Sunday, so I will be nicely grumpy and hungover for work again on Monday. Woo, perhaps
That 1920s party sounds awesome.
It should be great! The winery’s logo is a picture from the 20s of a showgirl riding a champagne cork, and the model for the picture was the owner’s grandmother. They specialize in sparkling wine, and the party is for their 5th anniversary
Let me know how they react when you ask if Grandma is still hot.
If that curry chicken salad is from Trader Joe’s, you and I eat the same thing almost every day.
I love that salad.
It is delicious, and the attempts that other places make at curry chicken salads are but pale imitations
I’m going on Sunday, I haven’t had it in forever.
I did not have veterans day off. I am jealous of all the things and would like a roaring 20s party as well please and thank you.
If you can make it up to Healdsburg by tomorrow night you should!
Should we make DFOCon East 1920s themed?
/googles “bread line wear”