Sexy Friday, Rare Four Day Weekend in November 2021 edition

Most of us in the good ole U S of A have Veteran’s day on Thursday and, red-blooded lazy Americans that we are, we most likely took today off work to get a 4-day weekend out of the deal. If you didn’t do this, shame on you. If you couldn’t do this because your boss is an a-hole, I’m sorry and I hope you find a better job soon.

I am still catching up from previous pictures you all have posted, so today you get more than just 11 pictures. Thank you to all that have contributed!

For the musical selections tonight, well, I think this will explain it best:

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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

Here are your Top 25 pictures of the week.

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h/t Brocky (Balls’ Pic O’ Da Week!)
h/t 2Pack
h/t Anthony in TX
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h/t Spur
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h/t Mr. Ayo
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

This week, I’m playing six songs from an artist that is surprisingly controversial around these parts. Seriously, I had no idea that Billy Idol was so polarizing! Enjoy!

Song Number One:

Billy Idol – Rebel Yell

Canción Número Dos:

Billy Idol – White Wedding

Chanson Numéro Trois:

Billy Idol – Eyes Without a Face

Canzone numero quattro:

Billy Idol – Dancing with Myself

Canção número cinco

Billy Idol – Cradle of Love

Seigarren zenbakia:

Billy Idol – Flesh for Fantasy

and just because I REALLY like to watch the world burn

Here are two bonus songs:

Billy Idol – Blue Highway
Billy Idol – Catch My Fall

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.

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yeah right

Hola DFO!

Como estash!

(Speaking phonetically)

Damn glad to see you!

I’ve had just the week, I do declare.

Brother Eldest right is flying in tomorrow and there’s even talk of a “Foosbaw” game on Sunday. Have you ever heard the like?

I’m dragging DJ TAJ to a massive live event for the first time, for him, in like 19 months.

Don’t tell anybody because I’m supposed to write about it.

SonOfSpam

What’s the live event? Bieber?

Don T

If results hold, all of North America will play in Qatar. I’m rooting for that.
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RELATED: after tonite’s CAN 1 – 0 Costa Rica, somewhere in Edmonton there’s an extraction helicopter looking for litre_cola

yeah right

They can triangulate to his cell phone signal.

I’m sending in relief.

Senor Weaselo

Shit, I’m 30.

Maestro, you got yourself a year to steel yourself, happy birthday, buddy.

Mr. Ayo

I though everyone here was mid 30’s at least.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m 24 but that’s in Mars years.

Mr. Ayo

Woah, just looked it up and 23.94 for me. Pretty sure you’re not my twin brother though.

Senor Weaselo

I think Maestro’s the only writer left in his 20s, but also Redshirt and maybe Buddy? And if anyone remembers Trevor Semen, who might be in college by now.

Sharkbait

Happy Birthday. Next round is on me.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Welcome to the first decade of back pain

SonOfSpam

Happy birthday old man. 30 is ancient and your life is pretty much over.

j/k things get even better just don’t get fat trust me

Don T

A very happy birthday to Señor Weaselo! Had the pleasure to meet Srta. and him waaay back, when Weaselo was still in his 20s. What a sweet and fun couple; only once I had to go to the bathroom to barf.

KIDDING. It was a helluva treat to hang out with them.

Happy birthday, lizard friend. Keep hustlin’, and a big hug.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

What the hell? You were in NYC and you didn’t even swing by LA to see us? I thought we were friends, dude!

Gumbygirl

Dementia 13 is coming on TCM now. Coppola’s first directing job, Roger Corman produced. B movie fun!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Nights like this I wish the internet hadn’t killed travel agents

TheRevanchist

You know, the internet has been trying to destroy good quality porn for a long time. OnlyFans and such have really reduced the quality of porn. Porn had a major surge of quality in both actors and filming in the 90’s and early 00’s. Now, you get bad lighting, bad angles, and people that just aren’t good at what they do.

At least the porn industry is still making the good stuff.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Counterpoint: naked people are fun in all lighting

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I am thinking that Apple TV’s Foundation would be a lot better if they pretty much ignored the Foundation (maybe checking in from time to time but little more than that) and just focused on the downfall of the Galactic Empire. There’s a lot more leeway in terms of story and it’s much easier to make it work well for television.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Shows on the CW value friendship far too highly. Like, every other episode there’s some perilous situation created because one or more characters refuse to abandon “their friends” even though in real life these teens would drop each other faster than prosecutors contemplating charges against Bob Kraft after a prostitution sting.

Horatio Cornblower

A business has to have priorities:

https://twitter.com/gbeyale/status/1459202493846491138

Horatio Cornblower

“If this team could get consistent service in the box we’d have better results”

And now my wife is glaring at me, so thanks a lot, announcer-guy.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m just waiting for Alexie Llalas’s take.

/shoots self in the face, twice.

TheRevanchist

When he is on, I turn the channel. He’s such a douche. He makes me seem reasonable.

Mr. Ayo

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Sharkbait

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Horatio Cornblower

It’s a 2-0 lead at the 88th minute.

Time to send some bench slug in with instruction to hospitalize the eye-gouger, red card be damned.

/I should not be in charge of anything, ever.

Horatio Cornblower

TAKE THAT, PANCHO VILLA!

Clipboard Jesus

DOS A CERO!!!!

Mr. Ayo

¡Dos a Cero!

Horatio Cornblower

The Americans seem determined to sit on this insurmountable one goal lead:
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Horatio Cornblower

Well, that was a poorly timed comment.

TheRevanchist

VW ads for “emission free” vehicles is hilarious. That’s like trusting Cosby to pour you a drink.

Horatio Cornblower

They’re free of self-awareness.

TheRevanchist

As am I.

TheRevanchist

God, I hate Pubelessdick as much as I hate Mayfield.

Clipboard Jesus

GOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!

rockingdog

Pulisic is Rocking!!!!
USA up 1-0!!!

Mr. Ayo

*american boner gif*

Sharkbait

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Horatio Cornblower

TAKE THAT, SANTA ANA!

rockingdog

YES!
Pulisic is now playing for team USA!
That’s Rocking! 💪

TheRevanchist

Man, the US is playing dirty. Fucking dirty players!

Horatio Cornblower

What game are you watching? Because the one I’m watching just had one of the Mexican players eye-gouge a US player.

TheRevanchist

The ISiS player was wrapping up the Mexico player’s leg and he was trying to get free. It was disgusting!

Horatio Cornblower

ISIS has a team!?

Man, I thought letting Qatar bribe their way to a World Cup was bad, but that’s really bad.

WCS

I would rather be deaf than listen to that waste of jizz and oxygen that is Billy Idol.

Doktor Zymm

Sounds like a job for vasectomies and antioxidants!

Horatio Cornblower

Mexican should have been red-carded there.

/goes out and buys MAGA hat

Mr. Ayo

If this is going to end a Seamus (As a point of order that’s a 0-0 tie) there should be at least one proper fight. And a minimum of one red card.

Horatio Cornblower

Soccer could benefit from a few hockey thugs.

Mr. Ayo

Ooh! Wooden sticks!

Wait, that’s lacrosse. Nevermind.

NotShogunButShogun

Heh…39 degrees as the high tomorrow. I WILL OWN THIS TOWN!
*you ARE babies,
you fought FOR the North,
sorry history hurt your fee-fees,
pay your Pence and move forth*

Doktor Zymm

Celcius or Fahrenheit? Or Kelvin?

Doktor Zymm

They also have a much better healthcare system

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Today’s adventure:

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Look who dropped by!

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Sharkbait

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Horatio Cornblower

I’m sure he’s Gumbygirl’s favorite (but don’t tell the others)

Gumbygirl

He is. You guys are just salty because he owns everybody’s ass in Quotables!

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rockingdog

Whoa

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Mr. Ayo

Mexico has a player named Corona?

Where’s our Budweiser? Our Coors? Our Millers?

We have lost our way.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Gotta guess there’s a Miller out there somewhere.

Gumbygirl

Yayyyyy! Are you ok? We missed you!

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Gumbygirl

I just scrolled down. Glad you’re back!

Doktor Zymm

We must have a Miller, but does Jamaica have a Red Stripe?

TheRevanchist

Viva La Raza!

Sharkbait

Sharkette has loved this “Billy Idol” song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjbpuK_H2VY

Sharkbait

Theres so much high brow stuff in there. Now it’s a mix of Sesame Street and various Charlie Brown specials. Thank you Plex server in my basement for Peanuts on demand!

rockingdog

That’s Rocking!

rockingdog

USA Soccer game vs Mexico and Warriors vs Bulls NBA game tonight!!!
That’s Rocking!!! 🏀⚽️

King Hippo

also, VLTR – no pressure or anything, but the last Commentist in rehab got engaged to an honest-to-GAWD Princess within 6 months.

King Hippo

But I mean, that’s fine if that’s who they are!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

How about a Duke?
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Viva La Tabula Raza

Practically the whole ward is staffed by 20-35 year old youngsters, almost exclusively female. I just don’t have the energy. I will have some fun anecdotes when I get done and have the time and energy to share.
I have decided to retire when this ordeal is over.
I think I mentioned that the loss of strength and the neuropathy resulted in the occupational and physical therbeen assigned. assigned.
Not the booze.
Suuure.

Doktor Zymm

Retirement is pretty much always the answer. I am kind of sad that I might be having a pending employment change without taking multiple months off in between

Viva La Tabula Raza

This also responds to A&H’s query below…

NotShogunButShogun

Me‽ I did‽

ArmedandHammered

I forgot that song was in The Wraith, which is one of my favorite guilty pleasures. It is a fun movie.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

My first (and only, I think) foray into video editing for DFO!

https://doorfliesopen.com/2016/07/20/mst-3000/comment-page-1/

Viva La Tabula Raza

Fucking WI-FI at rehab times out after times out after 10 minutes. That kinda sucks.

Doktor Zymm

Unless it’s an internet porn addiction rehab, that seems counterproductive

Viva La Tabula Raza

My thoughts exactly.

ArmedandHammered

Viva, is it one of those rehab places that is also a nursing home? If so, I think they do it on purpose due to the Alzheimers’ patients. They don’t want the bandwidth hogged by someone who forgot why they are staring at some weird newfangled machine they don’t recognize. Glad to see you back!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Thanks! I’m still here till 17th. Just making an appearance tonight as every thing I do here wears me out. I hope that I’ll be able to participate more as my strength improves.
Plus, the Celtic game is pretty good.
VLTR out.

King Hippo

You better stuff that suggestion box. HARD.

/also congrats on not violating our anti-death rule WOO

Don T

Dude! Wonderful to see you around.

King Hippo

Those of y’all who want to HAIL GAMBLOR along with Hippo (should be Population: Zero)? I have 40 Ameri-quid on Wyoming ML tonite.

Doktor Zymm

The machine learning team from a made up state? I’m in, they’ve programmed a fine simulation of a real place and I think those skills will translate to competition

King Hippo

RITE????

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Am I the only one that used to confused Billy Idol and Billy Squier as a kid? I am? I’ll show myself out.

https://youtu.be/69fPof-ZTnU

King Hippo

Nah, Squier had at least ONE good song.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Sadly, there are no femur drums, but get ready to get SHOCKED!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lx2fZU5USus

rockingdog

LoL 😂

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is the music theme Billy Idol?

King Hippo

Bat signal for Moose has been sent out.

Mr. Ayo

These JV playoff frauds aren’t going to finish before the Turtles game.

How will the WWL handle this?

Mr. Ayo

I blame Hippo for this post. Here’s what I meant to ask:

Cincy/USF isn’t going to finish before the USMNT game. Where will ESPN air the start of the USMNT fixture?

King Hippo

Who would want to watch a Murrikan broadcast of the assdick USMNT? Viva el Mexico!!

Mr. Ayo

It’s on ESPN+ so I doubt that. Univision it is!

Mr. Ayo

Even more surprising, they’re moving the JV action to the news channel and switching to the Turtles.

Doktor Zymm

I have to translate in my head before talking to normal people, although I’ve also been teaching people some of the more accessible Hippoese

King Hippo

YOU DOES TEH LAWD’S WORK

LemonJello

“Square root of fuck-all” is a very useful phrase

Mr. Ayo

Definitely. There’s a large gap between yelling out “LOL Bungles” and “LOL #thePauls” in public.

In conclusion, Ohio is a land of contrasts of steaming bowls of failure piles.

rockingdog

Billy Idol!! That’s Rocking! 💯

scotchnaut

You’ve got to be a lover. Have Mercy!

Redshirt

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Doktor Zymm

Well damn, someone is desperate for grandkids

Gumbygirl

Gumby and I dated in high school, but broke up all the time. When we got back together shortly before we were married, we went to my house one night, and my mom waited until I left the room and told him she wanted grandchildren and she didn’t care how she got them. She got one about 9 months later!

King Hippo

Wait, ah thought yew wuz dying alone Redshirt WTF????

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Steven Bannon indicted and Jon Gruden is suing the NFL? I wish every Friday were like this.

Redshirt

How dare the NFL use Jon Gruden’s own words against him!

Doktor Zymm

Gruden is suing the NFL? Excuse me while I try to keep a straight face but epically fail and laugh till I can’t breathe. The only thing that could make this better is Rodgers injuring himself and going to Joe Rogan for orthopedic surgery

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s all about discovery. I don’t think Gruden gives a shit about the money; he just wants to see everyone else’s racist/sexist/etc. laundry aired the same way his was.

LemonJello

Can you imagine the resulting carnage?

Doktor Zymm

This is gonna be fun!

King Hippo

That would be cool. But I suspect it’s MOAR “White Man Entitlement Syndrome” in which he really does expect compensation/vindication. In which case Ginger Hammer is still…(vomits profusely)…the good guy here.

Gumbygirl
Sharkbait

Made myself a burger and a Manhattan for dinner tonight. Pro tip: If you have prime rib spice, toss some on the burger as it cooks. It didn’t suck

Doktor Zymm

I thought only school kids and government workers got Veteran’s Day off? Happy for any of y’all that managed it. I am dead tired and enjoying what has become my favorite at home meal, curry chicken salad and a cheap rosé from Trader Joe’s. Going to a 1920’s party at a winery tomorrow night, then more wine and football on Sunday, so I will be nicely grumpy and hungover for work again on Monday. Woo, perhaps

Sharkbait

That 1920s party sounds awesome.

Doktor Zymm

It should be great! The winery’s logo is a picture from the 20s of a showgirl riding a champagne cork, and the model for the picture was the owner’s grandmother. They specialize in sparkling wine, and the party is for their 5th anniversary

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Let me know how they react when you ask if Grandma is still hot.

Doktor Zymm

It is delicious, and the attempts that other places make at curry chicken salads are but pale imitations

Gumbygirl

I’m going on Sunday, I haven’t had it in forever.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I did not have veterans day off. I am jealous of all the things and would like a roaring 20s party as well please and thank you.

Doktor Zymm

If you can make it up to Healdsburg by tomorrow night you should!

Sharkbait

Should we make DFOCon East 1920s themed?

Don T

/googles “bread line wear”