Hi everyone,
I’ve come back this week to pursue a topic near & dear to my cold, black heart – [DFO] Hate Week!
A Super Bowl tradition ‘round these parts since 2017, it grew out of a desire to counter the NFL narrative of Super Bowl week that everything is fine and that there’s nothing bad going on at all. Why would you even ask such stupid questions? Hey – look over there!
In most years, the topics for the four days have been fairly easy to discern based on how the season unfolded. And this year did provide some fairly obvious choices, which will be discussed in due course. But that lack of an overall aggravating hate-based narrative to the season means this spleen-venting will be somewhat more muted than in previous years. Of course, you may freely dissent in the comments, but do note that I cannot be wronger than I think I am.
COVID-19
First off, I think we’ve all had enough of this fucking pandemic. The longer it goes on, the more tired of it all even the most rational person can become. The need for a return to normalcy goes far beyond wishing it were 2019 again. The longer it’s gone, the crazier various segments of society have become.
In the sports world, there have been effects on the business & entertainment of sports that will impact their popularity for years to come. On a global scale, the recent 2020 Tokyo Olympics were held in summer 2021, and without fans in attendance. Same thing for the 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics, which will likely be held without many athletes, once the Chinese figure out how to spread the disease within the athletes’ village so all but the Chinese competitors get DQ’d before events even start.
Attendance, after being prohibited for many months during the 2020 sports seasons, was reinstated for the 2021 seasons, with states & provinces having to follow local directives. The NHL has been the hardest hit, with many teams operating at reduced capacity, and Canadian teams having to play in some cases in empty buildings again.
Basketball has seen a return to mostly full arenas. The proximity of fans to the playing surface has led to a large number of interactions resulting in paid attendees being tossed out of arenas for their vocabulary and/or behaviour.
I’m not sure why most of these involve the Lakers, but it’s nice to see a guy like Lebron finally catch a break.
In the NFL, fans out of the house for the first time in months have decided to turn things up to 11. This is from three weeks ago but is typical of the general troglodyte that emerges from their hole to ruin the fun for all around them.
Fight at the #RAMS game. #SOFI #NFL See the Beer guy undeterred and does not stop selling. This guy needs a promotion! @RamsNFL pic.twitter.com/UUkwNylOwi
— Zmer Andranigian (@andranigian) January 18, 2022
If you ask me, the real monster in this video is the cameraman who switched from landscape to portrait.
Hell – there’s still a fan in a coma after the Rams-49ers NFC Championship game. They’ve arrested a guy, but he made the $30,000 bail so he’s out pending hearings.
Which brings me to my final point – the main impact of COVID is that it’s led to a rise in stupid people saying stupid things, and smart people believing idiotic things. Remember when this clown was the League’s biggest PR problem?
It’s hard to believe the same guy that said this,
also said this.
But all that pales in comparison to the downfall of America’s sweetheart,
Noted Cal-Berkeley ungraduate Aaron Rodgers
has become the NFL poster boy for vaccine hesitancy, given his “immunized” state & self-stated voluminous reading on the topic. Naturally, he went unquestioned on the topic for most of the season, since we all know he can be a pissy bitch that will refuse to answer media questions if he doesn’t get his way. So he got treated with kid gloves for most of the season… right up until he came down with it & had to pony up that he hadn’t been vaccinated. After that, it was nothing but interviews with Pat McAfee and “discussions” with his “friend” Joe Rogan.
This generation’s Edward R. Murrow & Walter Cronkite.
People aren’t exactly rushing to confer honours on him now. Every time he opens his mouth on the subject he loses more money but gains supporters on GETTR.
“Look, I’m not, you know, some sort of anti-vax flat-earther. I am somebody who is a critical thinker,” he said, adding, “I believe strongly in bodily autonomy and ability to make choices for your body … Health is not a one-size-fits-all for everybody.”
And it’s not like you can exactly blame the fiance – they have a mandatory vaccine policy at her “Big Little Lies” workplace, and I don’t exactly see Shailene Woodley complaining about not working. And to think – it was just a couple of years ago that Rodgers was beloved by many, and being rewarded for his charity work with plaques & papers. It’s always magical when a guy gets an honorary medical degree & he thinks that then makes him an actual degree holder in that field.
I guess that’s what made Bill Cosby such an excellent anesthetist.
Look – no one’s going to deny that there’s a lot of pandemic fatigue going around. The vast majority who have done their part are tired of waiting for this shit to end, and we are especially tired of seeing the unvaccinated getting way more coverage for their complaining & too little denial of medical services because of their stupidity. This poor kid,
had been waiting 18 months to get steel rods inserted to correct his scoliosis, only to get cancelled 4 times due to COVID outbreaks in hospitals and rooms filled with recovering patients. But the idiots who rails against vaccines and mandates are confusing what’s a “right” & what’s a “privilege”. If the thing you believe means you feel obligated to yell at a nurse on the way into a hospital, you are the bad guy. You shouldn’t get to believe in science only after you get sick. Rod & Todd aren’t working hard enough to clear out more hospital beds for the people who truly need them.
Never mind not seeing the latest “Spider-Man” on time – these are the numerous untold stories about how this era will be defined by our response to COVID. Frankly, I hope the Morlocks do judge us harshly.
Tonight’s sports:
- Olympics: various events I’m too lazy to look up
- 8:00PM ET
- NBC
- CBC / TSN / Sportsnet
- 8:00PM ET
- NHL:
- Hurricanes vs. Leafs – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Devils vs. Senators – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
- NBA:
- Raptors vs. Hornets – 7:00PM | TSN4
- NCAA Men’s Basketball:
- Virginia vs. Duke – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Kansas vs. Texas – 9:00PM | ESPN
- Wrestling:
- Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | Syfy / Sportsnet360
- the Road To
WrestlemaniaElimination Chamber inDallasSaudi Arabia
- the Road To
- Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | Syfy / Sportsnet360
This US team just flat out got beat. The goalie for Canuckland was dominant.
I will say that both teams are putting in a nice effort for what is essentially a warm-up for the gold medal match.
It’s a two zamboni night.
(Hippo shakes out 2 Xanax)
Don’t mind if I do!
RIKKI: [attempts to turn on hockey game]
NBC: Coverage to resume shortly.
/seriously, what the fuck?
USA has the game, although between periods right now.
You’d think they’d be smart enough to use the dead air to play some commercials and make some money, but I guess if they did stuff like that Peacock wouldn’t be losing hundreds of millions of dollars every quarter.
US performance after that second goal? Well…
Well, a “it’s fucking embarrassing” gif was supposed to go here, but apparently it’s too large.
Something Brett Favre hears all the time, I’m sure.
Special teams killing the US.
This power play is awful
An extra man doesn’t help in a lady’s sport.
I don’t want to sound sexist but (says the most sexist thing imaginable) I wonder if the women’s game would be better on a smaller rink so that they could make effective use of slap shots from the point. So many open ones that go unshot.
Don’t be sexist. Be sexay!
Nothing sexier than a one-timer from the point.
Well, that or a well-appointed Brony, but that’s another story entirely
Poutine just scored. Fucking Canada.
I’d love to score some poutine.
It’s really my fault for Roger Goodell scheduling the Super Bowl to coincide with the Olympics.
USA defense in front of the net leaves a lot to be desired.
THIS GUY MORIS KVITELASHVILI I CALL HIM CHUCK BERRY CAUSE HE’S GOT TO FOLLOW UP A GUY WHO JUST LIT THE DAMNED PIANO ON FIRE.
Is his cousin Marvin Kvitelashivi?
Melvin Kvitelashivi.
I haven’t seen a backhand like that since Ike Turner died
Or that time Omarosa told Kellyanne that she “doesn’t look a day older than she did five years ago.”
The US power play is not looking good. At all.
Edit: I’ll take my crow now.
Wooooo!
You aren’t alone. I was about to type something about that and all of a sudden it was 2-1.
The follow-up was less than ideal, however.
I’ve been so damned busy lately, I lost track of time and space.
HATE WEEK YOU JAGOFFS
Oh yeah? Well
Love you, too.
.
Wooooo!
Meant as a reply to RTD, but I’ll leave it here anyways.
I’m not sure skating to the music of INXS is a good idea if you want to avoid choking on the big stage.
Eh, these guys are probably safe. I don’t think any of them are in the closet.
I think he might hang around.
https://youtu.be/JcniyQYFU6M
I love automation
Canada’s goalie standing on her head. Should be 3-1 at least
I’ve watched so much Letterkenny lately that I’m picking two random Canada players and calling one Mary Ann and the other Betty Anne.
Fuck you Shoresy
Pitter patter, let’s get at ‘ER.
-between periods speech from Canada’s coach.
It’s fucking embarrassing how you played
Kicks garbage can across room
Remember – friend of the site Trevor Risk is a writer for them.
Reminder: I had drinks with Trevor Risk at a Vancouver speakeasy bar near Chinatown when I was up there for the Women’s World Cup.
WOOOOOO! CANADIENNES!
Damn double post
Outshooting them 14-3 at that point.
Although this current US power play is giving me Whaler flashbacks.
That was….not good to say the least
Canadian goalie is gonna be the first star tonight
Right on!!
Although to be fair, the team they beat was all girls.
Ready for the USA – Canada game! Top left is signed by Mike Eruzione.
We’re all rooting for Canada, right?
Wrong
Blame Canada?
I’m rooting for whoever owns The Moon.
They should make that the prize like they do for college football rivalry games.
Winner each Olympic year gets to keep the moon for 4 years.
Chairman Chairy?
Lord grant me the confidence of that US ski team guy walking around without a mask in China.
Or the confidence of the NBC producer who kept insisting people were more interested in seeing whether an American gets silver in the Super G than watching the top tier of figure skaters.
Um, the figure skating was on USA the whole time…
Also I’m far more interested in literally anything besides figure skating. I fully acknowledge the athleticism involved, but when I watch the Winter Olympics I’m looking for people going really fast on really steep hills and, and this is important, doing it outside in stupid conditions.
THIS
“Technician” = “Drug Dealer”
Pretty much all of the winter Olympics is being really good at falling down
Guessing the man made snow isn’t helping
Finally my lifetime of drinking will pay off.
Looking at the steepness of the hill they’re skiing down I can say with some confidence that I would not walk up it.
Upon seeing his score the French skater just shrieked as loudly as the guy at the bottom of this thread who took a ski gate to the jewels.
An American with “Cockring” in his name is currently in 2nd!
“Yeah. In his name. Fucking poser.”
Steel and fury, Balls of
That’s why when I go on ski weekends with friends, I just sit at the bar
So avant ski?
That a great tumbling line
Wait this is the winter Olympics
Hope they are okay
I am a terrible skier. Thank Dog I’m old now, so I have an excuse when my brothers try to get me to go.
I generally root against the Russians, but I can’t help but find myself pulling for Semenenko.
Pulling hard?
More effective than pulling out?
It’s not really the athletes’ fault they were born in a shithole country, but it is their fault that they choose to compete for Russia
He’s up and coming, I hear.
It breaks my heart that I seem to be the only one who saw this gem.
NBC coverage sucks balls. They’re completely missing the G Spot runs!
“G Spot Runs” is a German late-night pay cable show.
I always hoped to work an Olympics in a broadcasting role. I think that door is closed now, but based on the 2018 successful and 2020 attempted cyber attacks during the opening ceremony, I may still go to one yet.
I wonder why the 2022 Opening Ceremony was free of an attack…
DFOCON 2028 at the LA Summer Olympics?
Any of us still alive better be there.
Done.
Abso-fucking-lutely!
We should go to some really minor sport that no one gives a shit about, and scream like preteen girls at a BTS show.
Badminton!
Ooh, we can actually do some serious reseach and then heckle the shit out of the players.
Men’s Super G Spot event!
That event is a myth!
I can’t find it.
Why aren’t you all building on MezcalMateRick’s lofty hate? This week is for HATE, especially when we have such racist stupidity running rampant in the NFL (just like the rest of the world, unfortunately).
Looking forward to this hate week from Rob the roofer
/bad shingles joke. Nawt sorry
RIGHT ON!
Apparently we’ve reached the Seniors portion of the men’s figure skating program.
Oooh, Riveted: The History of Jeans premiered today on PBS! Imma go watch
What you did there. I see it.
Stupid gold
A hearty and perennial FUCK YOU to Q-A-RON Rodgers
I’m ready for the armed penguins to take over
Can’t be any worse than things are right now
I for one welcome our new penguin overlords.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMN3YzF1Lds
Guns don’t kill people. Penguins with guns kill people.
And it’s ADORABLE
Last funny;
A comedians job is NOT to be your moral compass, it is to slip on a pile of loose marbles while shouting “aw jeez”
Those skinny tires are doing some work!
Trying to find a stream of the Beanpot for Mrs. Sharkbait (Go NU!) but small local NCAA hockey tournaments are apparently not popular with random streaming sites
You should probably look for a frozen stream site.
I hate that I laughed at this.
They gonna have any coffee or breakfast pastries for you there in the morning?
Cause that would be Rockingggg
Duke/Virginny is down to nut-crunching time.
Found a funny;
joe rogan: my comedy is brave
johnny knoxville: i am going to eat spaghetti in a cage with a rhino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMOKamtpUA8
Hahaha
Skier took a gate to the GROIN
LOL hahahAaaahaha the sound he makes is ROCKINGGGG
https://mobile.twitter.com/Utwitily/status/1490768974249967623
That hurt me just watching it!
You definitely need the sound on for that one.
I guess armored codpieces aren’t standard skiing equipment
Nailed It!
SUPREME COURT CLERK: Judge Barrett? You look as white as a sheet.
AMY CONEY BARRETT: I just felt a great disturbance in the universe…almost as though a million tiny voices cried out and were silenced before they had the opportunity to fertilize anything.
Do these inspirational Olympian stories actually inspire anyone to do anything?
They’re showing a replay of the Biathlon and the Ukrainian missed a target and I’m such an asshole that I’m thinking, “That’s not going to get it done on the Eastern Front”.
Like Mennonites in the 2nd WW. Germans said they were the worst shots they had ever seen. They were pacifists and missing on purpose.
Oh that’s some good quality hate right there.
Everyone has had a chance to get vaccinated and boosted. It’s called Triage. Let the unvaccinated wait.
Don’t be evil like a Republican. Ask why they didn’t get vaccinated. If they have no valid excuse, have the hospital give them a generic Tylenol and a bill for $800 and send them on their way.
The way I look at it, people with legitimate medical reasons would have a doctor’s note with them explaining the circumstances. No note, no care.
There are very few people with a valid excuse. Most of the ones claiming they do are like ginormous people who say they have a glandular problem. Nothing at all to do with those 8,000 calories you consumed today while lying on your couch!