Not on a Wednesday. Not written by TWBS. Now in POSTER FORM!
So, a few days ago, I happened to comment that we had a few motivational posters in our conference room at work and Scotchy did not believe that was actually a thing. The actual words were, “pics or it didn’t happen”.
Well, here we are. I took pictures and I will now let our esteemed colleague Litre_cola provide colour commentary on each one.
Teamwork The First
Litre_Cola – Someone always gets the credit and it ain’t gunna be you Jack.
Balls – The only credit I know about is a card that fits in my wallet.
Teamwork The Second
Litre_Cola – Nobody has ulterior motives at all. We are all the same.
Balls – I need to hang this poster at my next orgy.
United We Stand

Balls: I have no idea either.
LC: Historically this is wrong. Ask the folk who were livin here. Same up here too.
Vision
LC: Vision is actually knowing you WILL be hungover for 2 days if you have that 2nd bottle of wine.
Balls – And then you’ll have Double Vision!
Communication
LC – This goes against everything I believe in. – D. Trump
Balls – I disagree! – S. Palin
Seek To Understand Then To Be Understood
LC: Hearing is done by ears.
Balls – Or the penis.
Customer Service
LC: Handjibber below the table for you sir? It will pair well with your Amarone.
Balls – Don’t mind if I do! – R. Kraft
Success
LC – HOW CAN I BE A FRONTRUNNER THIS WAY????
Balls – I bet you this one is very popular in Boston.
Be Proactive
LC – I 100 percent believe in being proactive instead of reactive. It is one of my greatest challenges in my current job. As for people carrying their own weather? My friend from Vancouver just moved here and it has rained for a week. Checks out.
Balls – I have no idea what honor has to do with being proactive, but there it is.
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Yeah. I know.
Now, I’ve decided to get rid of all of these and replace them with new ones I discovered thanks to Dunstan!
Here are the new posters that I’ve ordered from Despair.com:
TRADITION

SENSITIVITY

SACRIFICE

TEAMWORK

Thoughts?
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