Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form, maybe say like a mix between John Fecal, Jack Handey, Balls’ 25 questions, Rev’s take on Larry King, and I don’t know, my own fucked up mind? With that backdrop I present to you the twenty-seventh edition of a potentially sporadically recurring irregularly scheduled Random Thoughts with BFC! Now also (occasionally) in open thread form! If you want to make this interactive, drop a note/question/bon mot in the comments ala my old Mouth Flies Open  attempt at an advice column.

• Rev is off tonight. Hmmm, the Bills won in a rout, too, so…..two day hangover? Or maybe he’s out curing heretics. Either way, you’re stuck with me.
• Fuuuuuuuck Eberflus. Time for him and Getsy to get shitcanned. That is the consensus position of all Bears fans. You suck at coaching all year, call a terrible game, and then throw your QB under the bus? Get the fuck out of here.
• I was thinking a little bit about expiration dates and stereotypes around them as I was staring at a bottle of sweet chili sauce that I couldn’t find a date on. I started to wonder to myself if, for example, Asian sauces are safer since their target demo is less likely to throw away an item no matter the date on it.
• Is that racist?
• I fucking love bowling. Unapologetically. My parents were in a bowling league together when they were dating, but I’d like to think that even if they weren’t, they still would have taught me the proper etiquette of the game. Like don’t approach when the player in the next lane is up. Don’t try and be up when the pinsetter is still working. Don’t be a total and utter douchebag at all times. At this point I might settle for keep your personage on your side of the lane/couch/floorboards or I will go JJ Fozz on you and rip off your head to shit down your throat.
• Woosah.
• Who wants some feline related nightmare fuel? Here’s some feline related nightmare fuel:

• I am unironically enjoying the new David Spade hosted game show Snake Oil. Could I make it better with wittier banter and old timey vernacular? Absolutely. Is it still also enjoyable as is. Yes. Am I embarrassed that I’m enjoying it? Also yes.
• Look otters are still evil, but this is pretty awesome.
• Obviously, this week is Thanksgiving week, which means half assedly working/punting things to December (and maybe vaguely hoping to January) and dealing with family. Just remember what my mom always told me–family is like fish, both start to stink after a few days.
• Ok, let’s close out this portion with the fill in the blank. “Sure, the Kelces and the Swifts got their skybox meet the parents moment postponed, but that’s nothing compared to when my in-laws ____________.”
• (Should I not let Fozz answer this one?)

What’s on TV Tonight?

College Football (On a Tuesday? Is it bowl/bowel season already?)

Bowling Green at Western Michigan, 6pm DFO time on ESPNU
Eastern Michigan at Buffalo, 6:30pm DFO time on ESPN2

NBA

Cavs at Sixers , 6:30pm DFO time on TNT
Jazz at Lakers, 9pm DFO time on TNT

Minor League College Basketball

Vols at Boilermakers, 7pm DFO time on ESPN
Jayhawks at Golden Eagles, 9:30pm DFO time on ESPN

Lots of other games on ESPNU and regional broadcasts, take a page from Aaron Rodgers and DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH

Oh, and same for the women’s game, Big Twelve Network, ESPN+, etc have lots of matchups if you’re looking for roundball tonight.

That’s all for me, folks, tip your waiters/try the veal/try not to commit patri/matri/fratricide this week. TO THE COMMENTS!