I guess I’m back on! I know I did these last year but I forgot there were no games today. I am committed to doing these again this year, so strap yourselves in!
What to talk about?
Current Events
Today, the Trump administration slapped tariffs on goods from Mexico, Canada, and China. Somewhere, I read that the Northeast of the US gets something like 60% of its power from Canada. A possible counter to the tariffs would be to stop the flow of power south.
Ukraine did it to Russia with their gas pipeline.
What say you, Canadiennes? Does Trudeau have the minerals to do it?
Mexican president Claudia Longlastname has taken a “wait and see” approach. I think she’s waiting to see how pissed off the cartels get and then let them “fix” the situation.
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Sports Update
Real Madrid shockingly lost to Espanyol today 0-1. Yeah Right’s decision to visit Barcelona surely contributed to the home team’s (yes, Espanyol is Barcelona’s other team) success.
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Life Update
Nothing new. All is calm and things are going along relatively well. Southern California will get an atmospheric river next week which will bring some much needed rain and probably some not-needed floods. I’ll be prepping the house tomorrow to make we don’t get any issues.
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That’s about all she wrote for today. Oh wait, I forgot these from last year!
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Your weekly Psych gif:
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Your weekly hot girl pic:
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Your weekly music video:
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One last thing:
Be good to each other and remember that things are not as bad as you think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jxg35-xKzE
On man… You done went and triggered my Velma thing…
With visual evidence
Jenkies indeed
Okay sarge, let’s see what ya got. VELMA
Folks, I did it. Bathurst 12 hour viewing completely drunk is now completely over.
Damn shame BWM finished 1-2, but still better than Ferrari.
Time to start recovering for tomorrow’s festivities.
Ayo’s “recovery” method (artist’s conception)
I’m going to give my self an electric shave at 0130 hours.
It’s been 2 days since I razor shaved.
I’ve prepped my face with Lectric Shave.
Let’s go:
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
That all went well.
Carry on, men.
meahnwhitle bakc in baltimroe tucker is throwing serperm around like a sprinkler in arizona in july
So I hear there’s not football tomorrow. what hte goddamn fuck! jesus do i have to watch baseball?
Ciao tutti
Dallas Mavericks fans right now (artist’s conception):
I still think this one of the best music videos ever.
This is early television color, so they properly went to highly contrasting color hues; yellows and reds. The cameras were big and heavy, so they were on big pedestals or a crane mount, so they moved slowly and with gravity. Audio was easy as the band had played this song in halls a thousand times before this performance.
Hank Snow and The Rainbow Ranch Boys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9yTqFWxHpA
KROQ played this on Thursday morning when I was just getting to work.
I did a full turn dance move in the parking lot and said ” No No No.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUmZp8pR1uc
I just wish she had loved being alive and making incredible music more than she loved drugs.
Completely agree but this is so good.
She burned like a comet.
I will never ever get the obsession with this person. yes, she had a good voice and her songs were ripofffs of motown shit. and then she did a lot of drugs and died. i mean, ok. good job?
Get your best listening device and listen to this song.
I know roundball isn’t that big around here but this is a huge trade. @SonOfSpam your thoughts?
https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/43659380/sources-mavericks-trading-doncic-lakers-anthony-davis
I’m surprised the Mavs made this deal, unless they’re trying to sell high on Luka, but then why get Davis and not instead get a bonanza of picks?
Holy shit!
That’s a big goddamn thing.
Luca wants LA and Lebron?
Look at Silver trying to steal some NFL luster.
Lol, stupid Mavs.
both of my sons have their balls in a twist about this. i coudl gieve a shit
I try to keep an ear out for new music and I’ve heard this a few times and it’s really nice with headphones,
I’m kind of digging it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-k2_Liofy8
Remember this old movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncJnWGTYBrM
Wonder Woman in a bullet bra was a nice touch
With serious underwire (cable) support.
I’m playing a hand of cribbage.
It’s third street and I’ve got an 8 point lead.
I’m dealt this.
What would you throw?
If it’s your crib, the 7’s.
If not, the 4’s.
The table?
“Well whatever you do, don’t throw the ball to me.” – Gerrit Cole
Good answer!
Their crib.
Duh, missed this. The 4’s, I think. Dropping those 7’s in there opens a lot more doors for catastrophe.
(does not know rules of cribbage)
Fuck it. Toss the two 5s.
I threw the 5s.
It worked because you get the 15s with the 7s and 4s.
Won the round.
Damn right!
THESE GUYS MR AYO AND YEAH RIGHT I CALL THEM NORMAL PEOPLE CAUSE THEY DON’T LOVE THE RUNS.
Here’s the math though. Keeping the 4s and 7s is already 8 points. Tossing 5s gives them 2 points. If they shrewdly give themselves a 10, that’s only 6 points. Given that he’s in the last 3rd of the game, bank the points man.
Tossing two 7s is big no no. Two 4s just fucks your hand on the hope of a 6, while still handing them 2 points.
I would never ever ever throw fives into the crib. That’s like handing your opponent a loaded gun. In fact, there are plenty of circumstances when I’d actually throw a five and a ten into my *own* crib, so there’s a nonzero chance you’re stumbling into abject disaster. Handing your opponent a pair of fives in the crib can get really bad, really fast.
I threw double 5s to his crib.
This is why yeah right and I win and you don’t.
What did the turn card end up being?
A ten and a 2.
Exactly.
Speaking of Cougar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5awOcfZBHA
“I need a lover who turns off the vacuum!”
You made me spit beer!
Jon Stewart is wearing an eagles jersey at the Lakers Knicks game, I figured he would be Jest fan.
It could be that he just hates the Chiefs.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_pRaiOI4vI
Keira Knightley’s Tits are bigger in Panavision
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
I want to like the Egyptian ones, but nah. Still look like video games.
YOU CAN’T SEE ME!
ROFL!
Found a funny:
imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better
The thing is, I love Jane Siberry more than my dog-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9VgxSAIO-I&ab_channel=Otsini
Still no call on tomorrow, gonna be last minute!
Lucky for you, the KRAKEN game is late. (18:00 pacific)
Worst case scenario, I’m there by 16:00
Let me know when you land, I’ll pick you up and drive you straight there.
Just grabbed a seat on UA593, lands at 3:45 pm
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
Not gonna fly back same night, got a room at the Four Points nearby and I’ll bring my work computer
Great, see you tomorrow!
Woohoo!
Have fun kids
Snag us a new Release the Kraken pic…
I could make that even if I do ride in the morning actually
A cheer up song to counter my pessimism downstream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F39uC9IlI0
Too good 😅
https://twitter.com/dudespostingws/status/1885691151186829353?s=46
And a hearty FUCK YOU to everyone enabling our current government by idiocy. Elon Musk should be fucking deported.
Luigi’s brother Mario?
I don’t know if it’s true or not, but it seems they closed the immigration narc hotlines because 90% of the calls were reporting ol’ Musky
Balls is right, but only because things are WAY WORSE than anyone can actually imagine. Our brains have an override switch to keep us from going that dark, we’d all have “head in oven” time otherwise.
You’ve clearly never lived in a third world country
I’m aware how dark that reality must be. Again, my mind can’t really grasp how bad.
Does Newark NJ count?
No, you’re thinking Camden.
No, but fingers crossed!!
Is that an AI generated milf in the banner photo?
It’s something 2Pack posted this morning. Have no idea. I think she’s Italian.
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A MAILF?
proper shoulders, I know DAT
Could very well be. If done we’ll I’m cool with it.
This dragon roll is so big it’s going to make my jaw cramp. I wish Nancy Reagan was still alive, she’d know how best to deal with a situation like this.
Makes one wonder how your wife eats dragon rolls.
Actually this tariff stuff against Mexico is brilliant, the DOJ can now let the IRS know how much the cartels owe in unpaid tariffs. And send those heartless bastards, fuck, they brought down Al Capone! Brilliant! Sigh, someone will say this is a reason. When sarcasm fails.
Even The Joker doesn’t take them on!
https://youtu.be/G56VgsLfKY4?si=FOz29kxZPg1NyBa1
Oh, but see the problem is we’re gonna lay off 85% of the IRS agents.
The other 15% will focus on welfare fraud.
Let’s get rid of the other 35% of the FAA, too because air travel safety is all woke now.
“Oh, don’t worry Mr. Favre. Not that kind of welfare fraud.”
The honorable Claudia Sheinbaum is a leader
https://twitter.com/peoplesdispatch/status/1885407705411588348?s=46
Great tune Ballsy.
So, of all the celebrities to be WWE fans, i did not expect this guy
Isn’t he contractually obligated by certain deities to be present at anything Indiana?
I wouldn’t want him there unless he learns to clap faster.
I don’t know a slow clap to me seems like one of the most Indiana things ever.
I’d have thought that in the eyes of an Indiana resident a repetitive physical motion such as clapping flirts dangerously close to the realm of “exercise”. I would expect slow breathing would be more appropriate.
Well, if anyone in Indiana claps, it will always be of the slow type, unless they are having a low blood pressure incident
Or as cardiologists in Indiana refer to it, “a thing that I’ve read about in books but have never seen in practice and am pretty sure is just a product of someone’s vividly overactive imagination, like the orcs in Lord of the Rings.”
He’s always good for a little ditty.
Here’s a little ditty
about pawing the titty
while searching for clitty
hidden in teh kitty,
And yes.
Thought David Lynch had come back for a min
I thought it was Gordon Ramsey on a bender.
I thought it was regular Gordon Ramsey.
I was giving him the benefit of a doubt.
absolutely also thought was the shouty chef guy from teevee
Megamind live action sneak peek?
There’s a Metro City Bank down the road by be. Do I call it Metrocity Bank? No doubt.