Zombie TWBS Wednesday Motivational

ballsofsteelandfury - June 16, 2022June 15, 2022

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Not on a Wednesday. Not written by TWBS. Now in POSTER FORM! So, a few days ago, I happened to comment that we had a few motivational posters in our conference room at work and Scotchy did not believe that was actually a thing. The actual words were, "pics or it

The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 6

ballsofsteelandfury - June 15, 2022June 8, 2022

Editor’s Note: Please click here for Part 1, here for Part 2, here for Part 3, here for Part 4, and here for Part 5. In my line of work, you see a lot of crazy things. You also see a lot of ugly things. Nothing had prepared me for what I saw next. The cabana,

Sexy Friday – A Sunday Gravy Discussion

ballsofsteelandfury - June 10, 2022June 9, 2022

On Sunday Gravy last week, we discussed, somewhat appropriately I suppose, the virtues of the curvy gal. Let me make one thing perfectly clear: Latinos LOVE themselves a curvy Latina. With very rare exceptions. I was delighted to learn that it's not just Latinos that enjoy the curvy gal.

The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 5

ballsofsteelandfury - June 8, 2022June 7, 2022

Editor’s Note: Please click here for Part 1, here for Part 2, here for Part 3, and here for Part 4. I smiled as I turned around. "What the fuck is the...." The punch hit me like a ton of bricks and took all the air out of me. Some of the Buford might have come out the

Sexy Friday – First Weekend in June 2022

ballsofsteelandfury - June 3, 2022June 3, 2022

I've been rewatching Archer and I just noticed something weird. In the latest seasons, Archer is very concerned about Lana's daughter which is also his and a lot of the plots revolve around her. My question is this: What happened to The Wee Baby Seamus??? I mean,

The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 4

ballsofsteelandfury - June 1, 2022May 31, 2022

Editor’s Note: Please click here for Part 1, here for Part 2, and here for Part 3. "You weren't kidding about those protein bars!" Claudia laughed when she said this, but I could tell she really wasn't amused. It had been a bad night of no sleep, lies, and unspeakably awful farts. Once the

Sexy Friday – Memorial Day Weekend 2022!

ballsofsteelandfury - May 27, 2022May 26, 2022

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Before we get started with the Sexy, some business to attend to. *** Balls’ Monthly Resolutions May Update! Resolution #1 – Fitness The goal is to get to 15% body fat and stay there. I got to 13.6% in April so first part was achieved! The trick now is to keep it below 15%.

The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 3

ballsofsteelandfury - May 25, 2022May 23, 2022

Editor's Note: Please click here for Part 1 and here for Part 2. Mexicali is a LOT different from TJ. For starters, at the border in TJ, they enthusiastically wave you in. If you look carefully, you can see them mouth the words, "Spend your money!" At the border

Sexy Friday – 20220520

ballsofsteelandfury - May 20, 2022May 20, 2022

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Here we are, once again, on Sexy Friday (all Fridays should be Sexy), and we're looking at some interesting sports thingys this weekend. You've got your NHL playoffs. You've got your NBA playoffs. You've got the NASCAR All-Star Race. You've got Liga MX semifinals. You've

The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 2

ballsofsteelandfury - May 18, 2022May 11, 2022

Editor's note: Read Part 1 here. The asphalt radiated heat back up my thighs as I walked back to my car. It was getting hotter by the minute and I needed to get the hell out of Palm Springs. Rölf's story spoiled what was an otherwise lovely brunch. Fuck

Sexy Friday the 13th May 2022

ballsofsteelandfury - May 13, 2022May 13, 2022

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I'm doing something different today. It's not out of design but rather out of necessity. Long story short, no time for love doctor Jones. I do want to bring to your attention a brilliant piece of marketing that was revealed last night. It's worth repeating it here: https://twitter.com/chargers/status/1524902549353951232?s=20&t=qNph22SVEZMZGfy1nFoF3g Fucking

The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 1

ballsofsteelandfury - May 10, 2022May 8, 2022

The speedometer showed 80 as I shifted into 4th. I carefully calculated the space and angles and then quickly crossed three lanes to the right and back to the left again. As I suspected would happen, the red car got stuck behind the minivan and the two big rigs.