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Ballsy’s 2025 Goals – End of January Update
I don’t really expect y’all to give a shit whether I achieve my goals or not but I’m writing this to keep myself accountable…
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Wednesday AM Champions League Match Day 8 Open Thread
As many of you know, the UEFA Champions League has a new format this year. The field has been expanded to 36 with each…
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Thursday AM EuroFooty Open Thread
We have several scintillating European football/soccer games on tap for your viewing pleasure today. All times Pacific: Europa League English League One Wrexham v…
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Ballsy’s 2025 Goals
I didn’t really want to call them Resolutions because they’re really not. I tend to think of Resolutions as change you want to effect…
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25 Questions About…
BUTT PILLOWS. YES, THEY ARE! Allow me to explain and/or provide some context. Zymm, of all people, posted the image below: I was, naturally,…
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My Top Five…. LA Christmas Movies
I am rebooting (I DO live in LA, you know) the series of posts I created last year inspired by BFC’s Thursday Night Open…
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YOUR 2025 AVN Awards Nominees
Yes, it’s that time of year again! My, how time flies! I also thought today, right after Christmas, was the best day to publish…
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WBALLS – Uptempo Depression!
Following in the heels of last week’s Hippo Dedication Hour, we are following it up with more songs from The Cure that are, while…
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WBALLS – Hippo Dedication!
That was the Dogg Pound right there on WBALLS, 187.4 on your FM dial. You’re tuned in to the biggest Balls of them all,…
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AFL Beat 2024 – AFLW Round 4 and AFL Finals Week Three!
The AFL Grand Final is set, the AFLW schedule is crowded as fuck, and this DFO’er is still disappointed at this week’s results. Let’s…