OH CRAP WHEN DID GOD GET HERE? 2025 Saints Preview

DJ TAJ - August 31, 2025August 30, 2025

When I shot that photo there was no God, anywhere. "Oh great, nothing good ever happens when the big blow hard shows up with his grand special effects and so-called spiritual antidotes". "What the hell is the exalted Peckerhead doing here anyway?" [The skies open and the holy voice of God speaks] "Fear not,

CAKE SUCKS! A Sunday Gravy After School Special.

DJ TAJ - August 3, 2025July 28, 2025

Valentines day it was. I was at my horrible job embarrassing chickens yet again. When in walks a very lovely lady carrying a balloon that said " I Love you cause I Blasted you out of my Beaver." And a cute box from some fancy-ass local bakery carrying in it an unknown

The Little Idiot

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DJ TAJ - July 30, 2025July 30, 2025

Once upon a time a little idiot was born. The little idiot knew nothing until one day his older brothers forced him into little league baseball. Funny he showed signs of some (Let's not push it) skill and fell in love with game. Later the idiot's mother played music for

GHOSTS ON THE GROUND 15: NIAGARA FALLS

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DJ TAJ - June 12, 2025June 12, 2025

All aboard for Fun Town. Thanks Iggy. Kind of sick of these "cram too many people in the bus" things. This one was the most uncomfortable that I have had to endure while on tour. PRACTICALLY BALMY Describe the most beautiful thing you've ever seen, go on. Jimmy Buffett said and I quote: "Don't try to

GHOSTS ON THE GROUND 14: FLOATING THROUGH HOGTOWN

DJ TAJ - June 5, 2025June 2, 2025

Unlocking my spirit to "The Six" I KNOW I SAY IT EVERY EXCURSION BUT THAT MAY BE THE BEST PHOTO I'VE EVER TAKEN Woke up with no plans, "Lets get some food!" I yell out to Y.R. Down the street we went then turned left. Let's get into the adventure of trying to

GHOSTS ON THE GROUND 13: TORONTO BLUE JAYS

DJ TAJ - May 29, 2025May 27, 2025

My eyes open on a whole new world. The giant white dome is my unholy quest According to the "Visit Toronto" brochure there is a very tall, well only the tallest in the western hemisphere tower. Clocking in at more than 1800 feet somewhere close by. It's called the CN Tower.

GHOSTS ON THE GROUND 12: TORONTO

DJ TAJ - May 22, 2025May 19, 2025

A LOVE Letter To Canada "Tu seras a jamais une partie de moi" Hey dude, why are we going to Canada? Good question. So, are you going to answer the question,or? Something about meeting some people and to correct a long ago wrong was the wrought response. To which I didn't know how to reply. I like

GHOSTS ON THE GROUND 11: MARY PART 3

DJ TAJ - May 15, 2025May 9, 2025

THE ROOM OF EYES BECKONS Completely dark. Time has arrived. "B" deck calls out. I acknowledge her voice of doom but I have cravings for more. I want a taste of all of the pestiferous that's available. A wound has opened, a portal if you will. It's called the "Rope Room" Let's get

GHOSTS ON THE GROUND 10: MARY PART 2

DJ TAJ - May 8, 2025May 1, 2025

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WE HAVE FOUND THE WRAITH Just there to your left, all of your worst dreams come true. Then there is where I must go. We will be staying on A deck. When you look down this hall it is impossible to see it end to end. I turn and look back. Snap. THE LONGER I

GHOSTS ON THE GROUND 9: MARY

DJ TAJ - May 1, 2025April 24, 2025

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE EXCITED ABOUT ANYTHING? The giddy inducing dream preordained everything. What shirt to wear, Mario Bava. Dinner, a tuna sandwich. Bring with you, a camera, a Diet Coke, a granola bar, some high grade gummies, 36 dollars cash and 9 bottles of beer. Don't worry there's