Ugh, it is soooooo close to December. No me gusta. Yes, I am still being a Bitter Blue about the Prem. Such is life. Michigan (+19.5) at tOhio State (Noon, FOX) Coach Samsquanch finally gets the monkey off his back, but I think this is an easy Wolverines cover. Think 23-10 or some shit
Author: King Hippo
Thanksgiving 2024 FITBAW – Part teh Second
Welcome BACK to Murrika's favoUrite holiday, where we celebrate Native American slaughter by eating more than a third world family does in a year, getting blackout drunk, and falling asleep watching good old American FITBAW! Scotchy continues to be annoyed by non-sportsball matters, so I am stepping in. Don't worry, I
Thanksgiving 2024 FITBAW – Part teh First
Welcome to Murrika's favoUrite holiday, where we celebrate Native American slaughter by eating more than a third world family does in a year, getting blackout drunk, and falling asleep watching good old American FITBAW! Scotchy continues to be annoyed by non-sportsball matters, so I am stepping in. Don't worry, I am tired
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, 2024 Season
Substitute Week 12 Late Afternoon Window Thread
We laughed, we cried, we maybe self-abused and then took a nap. Disgusting perverts. Here's your sub-optimal, 3-game late window: Donks (-5.5) at Raiduhs (4:05, CBS) It would be very, very Denver Broncos to break Vegas' 6-game, putrid losing streak. But it's really just a matter of containing Brock Bowers (dunno if they
Substitute Week 12 Early Window NFL Thread
Good morning, reprobates. Scotchy had some fresh hobos to skinfamily bidness to take care of, so y'all stuck with me. You get paroled for SNF, when Litre takes over. To the action! Vikings (-3.5) at Bearistocrats (Fox) Touch of Downs continues to show signs of hard regression to the paste-eater we all
JV NFL for 23 Nov 2004 (Late)
JV NFL for 23 Nov 2004 (Early)
FYI, Bournemouth/Brighton (10:00, USA) and City/Spurs (12:30, NBC) are reasonable enough watches. Indiana (+13.5) at tOhio State (Noon, Fox) Hoosiers finally get their big test. Maybe too big? Let's hope they come good (PHRASING), anyway. Ole Miss (-10) at Florida Men (Noon, ABC) Gators will be feeling their oats coming off last week's humbling
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, 2024 Season
Welcome back to this week's recap of our brief hellscape respite. Stupid 8-3 split, but at least my late window boredom makes for good writing conditions. That and drugs. Noo Yawk's football Jest didn't make a first down until inside the first half's 2-minute warning. Despite this stone age start, they
16 Nov 2024 – JV NFL Thread (Part 2)
Huzzah, we are back for another helping: Arizona State (+8.5) at Unded Bill Snyders (7:00, ESPN) Poor little Sparky, 7-2 and absolutely nobody is buying it. Oregon (-14) at Wisconsin (7:30, NBC) Another week, another super-extensive, prime-time turd for NBC. On top of Notre Dame playing a schedule that would make a decent high