Author: King Hippo

Holiday Weekend Becomes Regular Weekend Lesser Footy and JV Stuff

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Anyone else come to the title's realization, and get pre-depressed?  Just me, then.  And Everton hasn't even lost (again) yet. We start early with Gooners and Barcodes (7:30, NBCSN).  One hopes Handsome Mikel takes out some frustrations in this one, as the visitors cosplay as murderous shieks.  FUN TIMES! You're going to

2021 Afrikan-American Friday Mini-Hippo Thoughts (and JV Preview)

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Congratulations on surviving another gluttinous holiday.  We will speak softly out of respect for the massively hungover. The Shield paired the traditional No-Fuck Lions with the Bearistocrats! this season.  You might expect hilarity to ensue, and the participants did NOT disappoint.  The game was close throughout, a fact overshadowed by its

Raiders! Non-Gendered Cowpersons! Thanksgiving “Lucky Pierre” Fixture Thread

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Raiders of the Infinite Sadeness (+7.5) at Non-Gendered Cowpersons (4:30, CBS) Hey, do you know a stripper, I mean entertainer who likes FITBAW?  9 times out of 10, her team is one of these two.  A nice tip of the cap from The Shield.  And they'll be working tonight, so here's to

Instant Hippo (Hazy) Thoughts – Week 11, 2021 Season

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Yesterday was Hippo Family Thanksgiving, so my attention was divided.  Plus, the games were kinda butt (third week running, DUE BETTER NFL).  Still, FITBAW things happened, and here are a few of those things. Speaking of doing better...Grumblelord finds hisself back atop the AFC East, thanks to the reeling Bills.  If

Instant Hippo Thoughts

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Fuck, was I ever in a salty mood to start this mid-November Sunday.  But thankfully, the NFL came to my rescue, with a truest of shitshows.  Thanks to a rash of blowouts throughout the window, we got to see quite a bit of Yinzers/Lions.  Forever, the game that knocked out

13 November JV Only Thread the Latter

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YES, I am indeed super-duper nervous about my Wolven Sort's match with Wake Forest.  Thanks for asking! Texas A&M (-2.5) at Ole Miss (7:00, ESPN) Everyone in the mee-jia is 100% on board with Jimbo Fisher's Bonfire Cult.  Not that I want to be the side backing Lane Kiffin, but here we