Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Fish and Chips and Beer! Cheers!

Good day folks. Welcome back to another edition of Sunday Gravy. We've got a quick, easy and pretty damn delicious menu for you today and the best part is...we get to cook with beer! Fuck yeah! Hopefully I didn't scare away too many folks with my dalliance with veal. I know some people are

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Veal Saltimbocca – Jump in my belly!

Good morning carnivores! Welcome back to Sunday Gravy. In reaching for a theme for today's menu I first considered an Olympic based theme similar to what I did for the Rio Olympics a couple of years ago. Remember this one? Holy fucking hell that was delicious. Psst: Killer chimichurri sauce in there! Then

Sunday Gravy Season Premier: The “Jucy Lucy” and Various Sundry Gameday Foods Now that the Season is Over!

Howdy friends and neighbors! Well shit, just look at that! It's another season of Sunday Gravy! Hope everyone had a nice NFL season. For the new folks out there, Sunday Gravy is one of the regular offseason features here at Door Flies Open that helps guide you weary football fans through

Tales from the Meteor – “The Road” to Superb Owl LII

Editor's Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we hate both teams at a level that rivals Belichick's hatred for playing with an unmarked deck. For others, our seething hatred of one team is more

DFO “Insiders” Predict the Championship Round!

Championship weekend is here! Before getting started let's address the obvious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWe1KY8HOCg Trust me I watched every replay and this was definitely the best angle. Turn the volume up for this one. Having been to US Bank Stadium I can testify that it is loud during a regular season game I can't imagine

DFO Insiders Predict! The Divisional Round

Well that was certainly a wild card round wasn't it? Last week when we posted the wild card round predictions I mentioned how those "expert insiders" at the 4 letter network had all gone chalk on their wild card predictions. Well guess what motherfuckers? ALL of you were wrong. Every goddamn

DFO “Insiders” Predict the NFL Wild Card Round. With Bonus Analysis!

Banner photo courtesy: After an unprecedentedly strange, bizarre? unusual? After a really weird fucking NFL regular season we have finally made it to here. The start of the NFL postseason! Congratulations are in order to 11 of the 12 playoff entrants - fuck the 12th - and condolences are in order

Boots on the Ground: NFL Game Day Experience. Saints at Chargers. Defense Not Required.

Periodically, we here at DFO will be bringing you actual game day experiences from our visits to real live NFL games. NOBODY ELSE DOES THIS! I decided that in addition to giving you a full report on the game and the full trip that I'm also going to be giving