Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 87)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - July 14, 2017July 12, 2017

The scene: The not-so-secret base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Marc Trestmans Windowless Van's van is pulling up outside, with Ballsofsteelandfury behind the wheel. He gets out, followed by Covalent Blonde, Moosemas Gorilla and Marc, and they head for the door. Nearby, Vodkamanboris and Coquettish Blonde are hiding in the

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #7 – “Errant Balls”

theeWeeBabySeamus - July 11, 2017July 6, 2017

Tonight's Episode: "Errant Balls" It was late on a Monday night in the DFO clubhouse. The poker table had been well used on this night. No, not like that, even though BrettFavresColonoscopy had suggested something earlier which....well, never mind. Didn't matter anyway, as BFC was now passed out, face down in his

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 86)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - July 7, 2017July 6, 2017

The scene: The Godverse. It is the dimension where ancient gods and elemental forces, from those revered in myth and song to the many forgotten by time and history, reside. Ancient deities like Og, prehistoric god of the cave, hangs out here. He owns a condo next to Pok, ancient

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #6 – “God. Bless. America”

theeWeeBabySeamus - July 4, 2017July 4, 2017

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Tonight's Episode: "God. Bless. America." It was the morning of July 3rd, 2017. It would be a momentous day, though no one would likely ever know. Yeah Right has just swiped his key card, entered his password, scanned his fingerprints and retina, and has finally reached the final security checkpoint.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zu4XlM_89s Yeah Right: I gotta

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 85)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - June 30, 2017June 29, 2017

The scene: The Pacific Ocean, where BFC and Jerry are clinging to a floating bale of weed and paddling towards a distant island. Jerry: I mean... You said you wanted to get some swimming in on this trip. BFC (glaring): Remember that time in Naples? Jerry: Yeah...? BFC: When you slept with that gymnast? Jerry:

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #5 – “In Heat”

theeWeeBabySeamus - June 27, 2017June 27, 2017

Tonight's Episode: "In Heat " He exited the stadium along with a crowd of others. It was a quiet and somber mass of humanity as the Cubbies had dropped the Sunday game vs the Cardinals, thus losing the weekend series. "This sure as shit ain't like last year!!!!" one frustrated fan shouted. The

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 84)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - June 23, 2017June 25, 2017

The scene: Beach Party on the Island of Doktor Zymm! The little DFO stoner session has turned into a full luau, with various ninjas and technicians from the island base hanging out. Covalent Blonde is flat on her back, watching the stars, the dusty old box of snacks she found

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #4 – “The Friendly Skies”

theeWeeBabySeamus - June 20, 2017June 19, 2017

Tonight's Episode: "The Friendly Skies" The hotel room was a mess. The sheets were on the floor, there were high heels and underwear everywhere, and the mini-bar was empty. It had been a good night. As he stepped out of the shower, he gave Candy a firm slap on the ass and told her

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 83)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - June 16, 2017June 14, 2017

The scene: The Island of Professor Po! Oops, I mean... The Island of Doktor Zymm! Moosemas Gorilla is chilling down on the beach. He's got his shades on, he's kicking back in a beach chair, just digging the ocean view while knocking back a banana daiquiri. Yeah. Sometimes it's good to

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #3 – “Snow Day”

theeWeeBabySeamus - June 13, 2017June 12, 2017

Tonight's Episode: Snow Day It was early June and summer was in the air. Everywhere else but here. Moose - The End Is Well Nigh had just come back inside from shoveling snow. But it was still coming down so hard that he'd never be able to get out and make it to the

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 82)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - June 9, 2017June 8, 2017

The scene: Marc Trestmans Windowless Van's new van. Well, new for Marc. This thing has really seen better days. In any event, Doktor Zymm is behind the wheel, although she's not driving. She's actually on her phone. Ballsofsteelandfury is asleep in the passenger seat, and Marc Trestmans Windowless Van and

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #2 – “Baker’s Dozen”

theeWeeBabySeamus - June 7, 2017June 7, 2017

Tonight's episode: BAKER'S DOZEN It was a fresh crisp evening in the Pacific Northwest. The hipsters were riding their bikes to the food truck farm alongside the river while vaping their legal weed. Off in the distance, a distinct roar of a crowd could be heard as a piece of Tall Timber