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Men Untied Rise Again? Lesser Footy Thread

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King Hippo - April 8, 2023April 7, 2023
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While we wait on the Easter Bunny to spring back into life, at least there is sportsball to keep us occupado. Home to Still Shite But Trying Harder Everton (7:30, USA) should be a nice cure for the Fightin' Wakeys goalscoring woes.  I am still mad at them for capitulating so meekly to

Tagged Easter Ham Lesser Footy

1 April Lesser and JV Hardwood Thread

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King Hippo - April 1, 2023March 31, 2023
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April Fools' Day is the dumbest day of the Murrikan calendar.  YES, even worse than Greeting Card Day (ie, 14 Feb).  Take that shit somewhere else. City host the Redshite early (Peacock, 7:30), but down a Foden and likely Haaland, too.  They should still be better (especially at home) but there's

Tagged EPL it's a BEAR TEAM! NCAAT

Happy Flacco Eight/Dark Thoughts Saturday

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King Hippo - March 25, 2023March 24, 2023
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Not much going on until tonight's Flacc-tion, unless you count international footy (and you shouldn't).  Big picture, I have been impressed with the high quality of play, and having no bastard fuckstain teams beyond the first weekend.  Very pleasant changes of pace! I will briefly opine on tonight's fixtures, but first...a

The Prem Before the Break Lesser Footy Saturday

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King Hippo - March 18, 2023March 17, 2023
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Next week, while I am traveling (I know, not looking forward to that experience whatsoever) Hippo will miss the last international break of 2022-23.  Which is to say, hooray for me. All things considered, a reasonable slate of fixtures.  Because of misaligned DST, we start later than usual (8:30, USA) with

Tagged ides-ish of March

Sleep-In Saturday Lesser Thread

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King Hippo - March 11, 2023March 10, 2023
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Please do not wake up early to a bunch of wanking over the Redshite (away to Bournemouth - 7:30, USA).  PLEASE. Most of the tension is for the 10:00 windowm with Very Relegation Friendly Everton hosting Praise Beesus (10:00, USA).  At least, I suspect that is what will get USA coverage.  The

Tagged pardon me I have nothing to say

Nice Jerb, Minnows! Lesser Footy Saturday

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King Hippo - March 4, 2023March 3, 2023
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Before we get to the weekend in the Prem, let's acknowledge the upstarts making noise in the FA Cup.  Here is how the Flacco Eight break down: Two bullies (Men United; City of Men) Two Prem surprise packages (Trashbirds; Mighty Whitey) THREE Championship sides (Team Knifey; Boo-urnley; Blackburn) One miracle

Tagged EPL FA Cup Lesser Footy

God Bless Don Carlo – Saturday Footy Musings

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King Hippo - February 25, 2023February 24, 2023
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There is a very light schedule this week (no early fixture at all), so let's also look back at mid-week in Shempions. Oh my cats, y'all.  The pure JOY of the Redshite melting down, in the home leg of the tie.  Up 2-nil after 15 minutes of play, only to lose

Tagged Lesser Footy

Oh, We Got A Title Race Goin’

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King Hippo - February 18, 2023February 18, 2023
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Did you remember to blow off work to watch City away to Arsenal mid-week?  An absolute cracker of a match.  King's Afrikan Water Pistols outplayed the reigning champs for about 70' - but were level at 1.  And those last 20' were a dagger to the heart. City now are ahead on

Tagged EPL Lesser Footy

Preb Owl – We’ve Only Just Begun…

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King Hippo - February 12, 2023February 12, 2023
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It seems the Carpentering shall fall to Hippo.  Leeds and Man U (the football squadron, not the uni-themed "twink and bear" porn series) are currently nil-nil on USA.  Angry Pep will put on his live action snuff film next (11:30, also USA). I hear tell there are puppy and kitty Owls,

Tagged Karen Carpenter job pardon me I have nothing to say

Total Recall – Revisiting Footy at the Half-ish-way Point

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King Hippo - February 4, 2023February 3, 2023
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Hippo is still too angry to see straight.  But good news (if not an Evertonian) - footy is back this weekend.  Bad news?  The fixture slate sucks hobo asshole.  At least until tomorrow's Spotlight Dance (Spurs v. City, 11:30, NBC). So, let us look back upon what has happened to date,

Tagged collabourations eh? Lesser Footy

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