Boris’s Week 14 DFS Writeup

Welcome to week 14! This looks like a really interesting slate, and the way ownership is breaking down, we are going to have some nice leverage plays. Let's get right into it!   Stacks Here's your heavy stack of the week: Justin Herbert - $7100 with Keenan Allen - $7600 / Mike Williams -

The 2021 Balls’ Bowl Breview! – The First Weekend

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I like alliteration, alright? Assonance also. So, the Bowl matchups for what King Hippo affectionately calls JV Footy came out last Sunday and I was perusing them and had some thoughts. Ergo Ipso Factum Testiculum, here we are. There are a grand total of 44 (FORTY FOUR!) bowl games this

Boris’s Week 13 Autopsy

Yesterday was another lesson on something that I am still personally working on: The Late Swap. Close to the start of the 4PM games, I had a lineup in a large field gpp that was top 100. I had one player to go...Antonio Gibson. Since he was going to carry ownership,

ALL HAIL Northern Illinois! JV Shempionship Evening Thread

Oh my cats.  They really, really did it!  Northern Illinois' 700 pound coach and his JV charges redeemed their only single-digit MAC loss (they were 6-1 in such contests), cashing in Hippo's September prop bet.  $20 at 250 to 1, which is $5K for the maths non-inclined.  Nobody told you there

Boris’s Week 13 DFS Writeup

How is it December and Week 13 already? More importantly, why I haven't I won more $? I actually have a theory about the second question. A couple years ago I read some research about the fluctuation, or potential fluctuation, of NFL scoring and how it could potentially impact fantasy football

JV Shempionship Day! and Other Lesser Matters

Yes, I will still half-assedly talk of teh futbol.  But we have some mouthwatering title matches, with $7,000 in September Prop Bet Possibilities for Hippo.  C'mon Team Secular Big Love State and Northern Illinois!  Make Hippo feel not-head-in-oven-y for a few days!! Hammers/Chelsea is worth waking up for.  And you'll have

Boris’s Week 12 Autopsy

Below, my best performing lineup is listed on the left, the ones that took down the contests I was in are on the right. My Best (149.78 DK Points) Cousins Henderson Mitchell Pittman Kenny G Van Jefferson Gronk Jefferson Pats One Winner (219.44) Brady Fournette Patterson Van Jefferson Williams Higgins Gronk Waddle Pats Another Winner (216.28) Stafford Mitchell Patterson Waddle Pittman Higgins Gronk Mixon Jags I find it very interesting that someone played Stafford naked and managed to win a tournament.

Boris’s Week 12 DFS Writeup

Hey all, I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving. I didn't play Waller or Swift all that heavy on Thursday, so that was nice. The Vegas/Dallas game did end up blowing up, so I simply did not have enough pieces from that game in order to really do some damage. I

Holiday Weekend Becomes Regular Weekend Lesser Footy and JV Stuff

Anyone else come to the title's realization, and get pre-depressed?  Just me, then.  And Everton hasn't even lost (again) yet. We start early with Gooners and Barcodes (7:30, NBCSN).  One hopes Handsome Mikel takes out some frustrations in this one, as the visitors cosplay as murderous shieks.  FUN TIMES! You're going to

Raiders! Non-Gendered Cowpersons! Thanksgiving “Lucky Pierre” Fixture Thread

Raiders of the Infinite Sadeness (+7.5) at Non-Gendered Cowpersons (4:30, CBS) Hey, do you know a stripper, I mean entertainer who likes FITBAW?  9 times out of 10, her team is one of these two.  A nice tip of the cap from The Shield.  And they'll be working tonight, so here's to

Boris’s DFS Turkey Day Write Up (and Week 11 Half-Assed Autopsy)

Sorry again about not getting a recap out on Monday...I've been doing the family vacation thing. Here were my Sunday lineups: DK Dak Dillon Wilson Higgins Gallup Cooks Kelce Conner Panthers SD Fraudgers Wilson Ingram Adams Jefferson Higgins Kelce Conner I cashed on SD, and used it in a GPP which did decently but Higgins's subpar performance submarined it. I wanted to add multiple high end WRs on SD since it's