Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Football Tomorrow, Ens***tification Now (I Don’t Know What Sort of Things Ding the Censors)

Senor Weaselo - September 3, 2025September 3, 2025

Like, of the regular season variety! That counts for something! So, there's news! Like, football news! Like how Jets OT Alijah Vera-Tucker tore his triceps and is likely out for the year. Well that's great since I just drafted Fields (I needed a QB at that point). Or how enshittification marches on,

NFL Before-The-Season Preview: The Brown Noise

TheRevanchist - August 12, 2021August 12, 2021

The year was 1995. The Browns were told that there would not be the Browns come 1996, as the team would be moving to Baltimore. The world rejoiced. Cleveland should have thanked Baltimore for taking the team to a new level. Instead they turned that smile upside down. They were

Your “One Week Until the Jets/Bears/Giants Blow Their Pick” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - April 22, 2021April 22, 2021

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The Draft is next Thursday! [DFO] will be your Open Thread headquarters, so tell your friends. NFL Notes: It's "New Rules" Day: Replay will now involve "consultation" between the refs of the field and the booth in New York. In technical terms, the authority to consult with referees on certain "specific,

The Bleergh Report – Conference weekend

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - January 29, 2020January 29, 2020

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here are the Conference weekend's best and worst penalties. I was unable to find the data in anything other than PDF (NFL gamesheets) this week, so these numbers are what I found from said game sheets. Here's a random breakdown of

The Bleergh Report – Divisional weekend

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - January 22, 2020January 21, 2020

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here are the Divisional weekend's best and worst penalties. I was unable to find the data in anything other than PDF (NFL gamesheets) this week, so these numbers are what I found from said game sheets. Here's a random breakdown of

The Bleergh Report – Wildcard weekend

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - January 17, 2020January 16, 2020

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here are the Wildcard weekend's best and worst penalties. I was unable to find the data in anything other than PDF (NFL gamesheets) this week, so these numbers are what i found from said game sheets. For those keeping track

The Bleergh Report – Week 16

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - January 2, 2020January 2, 2020

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's week sixteen's best and worst penalties**. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties. I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties. I'm sure

Bleerghmas

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - December 24, 2019December 23, 2019

Twas the night before Bleergmas, when all through the stadium Not a creature was stirring, not even a black cat* The headsets were hung by the goal posts with care, In hopes that St. Bleergh soon would be there; The players were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of touchdowns danced in their

The Bleergh Report – Week 15

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - December 19, 2019December 19, 2019

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's the week fifteen's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties. I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties. I'm

The Bleergh Report – Week 14

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - December 13, 2019December 13, 2019

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's the week fourteens's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties. I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties. I'm