The D of S, Cerchio Otto

ballsofsteelandfury - October 28, 2020October 24, 2020

Place: At the top of the bloody waterfall and that's not a British adjective it's literally a waterfall created out of a river of blood. Time: About ten seconds after TWBS peeked over the waterfall and saw a nasty creature swimming up towards him and Balls. TWBS: What the fuck

The D of S, Cerchio Sette

ballsofsteelandfury - October 21, 2020October 12, 2020

Place: At the top of a very steep slope created by an earthquake when Jesus went down to hell. Time: About twenty five seconds after Balls shot a finger gun into the air TWBS and BALLS singing/yelling together: MY NECK! MY BACK! LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK! In

Your “Ugh – Just That?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 20, 2020October 20, 2020

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Hey look - a Tuesday without football! Damn - I was getting used to that. NFL Nuggets: The Dolphins have had enough of Ryan Fitzpatrick, so they have decided to move Tua up to first-team and named him the starter for their next game. They are taking advantage of their bye week

Your “Who Really Cares At This Point?” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 15, 2020October 15, 2020

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Tuesday football? A hobo-free Wednesday? Beerguy on a Thursday? Truly, these are the strangest of times. NFL Nuggets: The Ravens are apparently still pissed at the Bengals for going for the late field goal & robbing them of a shutout. Ravens DC Don “Wink” Martindale apparently yelled something the on-field mics

The D of S, Cerchio Sei

ballsofsteelandfury - October 14, 2020October 12, 2020

Place: Just inside the walls of the City of Dis Time: About five seconds after Balls and TWBS passed the Mexican devil birds that scattered when the Angel in a pissy mood opened the gate. TWBS: Why did you say WESTSIIIIIIIDE when we walked in? BALLS: It's fun! You

The D of S, Cerchi Quattro e Cinque

ballsofsteelandfury - October 7, 2020September 26, 2020

Place: Just above the Fourth Circle of Hell Time: About five seconds after Balls and TWBS passed Plutus, God of Wealth and Shitty Circle Guard. TWBS: q? TWBS has seen what seems to be millions and billions of souls deep in the middle of a large circular valley. They are

Your “Heroes Come, Heroes Go; Legends Last” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 6, 2020October 6, 2020

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NFL Nuggets: Your NFL COVID updates: The Titans have had zero positive COVID-19 tests for a second straight day. This means they could reopen their facilities as early as Wednesday. The NFL updated their testing protocol language Monday, threatening forfeiture of games "if a team cannot participate due to COVID-19

The D of S, Cerchio Tre

ballsofsteelandfury - September 30, 2020September 26, 2020

Place: Just inside the Third Circle of Hell Time: About five minutes after BALLS carried TWBS out of the Second Circle of Hell. TWBS slowly regains consciousness after having fainted. TWBS: Whut, where am I? BALLS: You are in the Third Circle of Hell. TWBS: What happened? BALLS: Despite me

Your “Those Guys Are A Couple of Master Debaters” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - September 29, 2020September 29, 2020

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NFL News: It begins: up to eight Titans players & personnel have tested positive for Corona virus. It's three new positive tests for players and five new positive tests for personnel. Outside linebackers coach and defensive playcaller Shane Bowen missed Sunday's game due to COVID protocols. They now have to

An Old Friend Comes Home

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - September 25, 2020September 25, 2020

INTERIOR - SOFI STADIUM LOCKER ROOM, LOS ANGELES, CA - SUNDAY AFTERNOON [LOCKER ROOM DOOR FLIES OPEN] DR. DAVID CHAO: [Visibly stumbling] HI [hic] EVERYSSBODYSSS! [The locker room is empty and offers no response] DR. DAVID CHAO: Oh, a little [hic] alonesh time for the [hic] Doctor and hsssh patient! [Pulls out flask and

The D of S, Cerchio Due

ballsofsteelandfury - September 23, 2020September 19, 2020

Place: Just outside the Castle of Limbo Time: A few minutes after TWBS and BALLS leave the Castle of Limbo. TWBS and BALLS are walking away from the castle and down a dark slope TWBS: So, he was an asshole, right? BALLS: Listen, I'll grant you that I prefer Euclid,

Your “Waiting For Nice Things Is Wasted Time” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - September 22, 2020September 22, 2020

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NFL Nuggets: The expensive news - outside of all the injuries teams suffered - are the COVID fines the league levied against certain teams for "non-compliance" with the league's health directives. The Broncos, Niners & Seahawks were all fined $250,000, and their coaches fined $100K. And there are escalators