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The 9 Circles of Leasts – 2020 Edition
Two things this past year has brought me unbridled joy. The two things almost seem like they are dichotomy opposed. See, my girlfriend struggles…
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Your “Later Gators!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: I’m just going to let the headline do the talking: Mike McCarthy channels inner Gallagher, smashes watermelons before Cowboys’ win over Vikings…
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Your “Hurry Up Please, It’s Time” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: It’s all about the pain today: Bears quarterback Nick Foles is day-to-day with an injury to his right hip and gluteus maximus. …
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Your “The Skies of November Turned Gloomy” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Ben Roethlisberger is among four Steelers added to reserve/COVID-19 list, joining already quarantined teammate Vance McDonald. They all will be isolated for…
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The D of S, Cerchio Nove
Place: At the beginning of the Ninth and Final Circle of Hell Time: Two minutes after TWBS got the shit scared out of him…
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Your “Eve Of The Apocalypse” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Well, there’s finally proof that COVID can cross over to the animal kingdom, as Broncos GM & noted equine hybrid John Elway…
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The D of S, Cerchio Otto
Place: At the top of the bloody waterfall and that’s not a British adjective it’s literally a waterfall created out of a river of…
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The D of S, Cerchio Sette
Place: At the top of a very steep slope created by an earthquake when Jesus went down to hell. Time: About twenty five seconds…
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Your “Ugh – Just That?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Hey look – a Tuesday without football! Damn – I was getting used to that. NFL Nuggets: The Dolphins have had enough of…
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Your “Who Really Cares At This Point?” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Tuesday football? A hobo-free Wednesday? Beerguy on a Thursday? Truly, these are the strangest of times. NFL Nuggets: The Ravens are apparently still pissed…