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AFL Beat 2024 – AFLW Round 1 and AFL Finals Bye!
Yes, you read that correctly. The AFLW has started! I get more excited for the start of the women's competition because they truly are fearless. They hit harder than the men. Let's see what happened. *** The AFLW Ladder *** The AFLW Results *** The AFLW Highlights https://youtu.be/cPK34DeGFwU?si=nJsWIXd1ptwkGlus https://youtu.be/KROGm_lkPnk?si=TS7JrXqG4dqTBIo5 https://youtu.be/3tvc43sdz_8?si=8xprn3KQAPelAQF2 https://youtu.be/XOlQnrXn_UE?si=YLKJ_zqwRGAso8dc https://youtu.be/poSHmUIzomk?si=aUISv5yp9JbNkH-3 https://youtu.be/OVywSZVH04Y?si=dZ1_C_w-y-93uB00 https://youtu.be/kEJxL02p_kc?si=VuYaSlRREgn_QNdA https://youtu.be/ehD9qTYBw14?si=3pU68whOaG7zynjK https://youtu.be/i6D4y_CXRpg?si=Jic17D9AGKiSmoVe *** Next AFLW Round's Schedule Next AFL Round Schedule *** AFL Footy Tipping
AFL Beat 2024 – Round 24
Finals are set! Who is in? Who is out? Let's see what happened. *** The Ladder *** The Results *** The Highlights https://youtu.be/s8XgkviA-iM?si=oHXOrZzPIZNHLcVf https://youtu.be/h2_GtI6531g?si=9OGDLH3St6M-xPL- https://youtu.be/cYDRFS4FJr0?si=W_Hen11iSgYJsFQ1 https://youtu.be/eLvSXqChfGw?si=oQW2OHBA_9MOfBnV https://youtu.be/_yeHbM2JYuw?si=Fv7OP1ZgzbkjouX7 https://youtu.be/kYdGba0DUkc?si=1r5j3dvi86DAjmiu https://youtu.be/K4iMPHRO2zU?si=GZ19wU07ZbDQKs37 https://youtu.be/gZysM9u2sEE?si=ESukMEZNbQX8WSr9 https://youtu.be/Y3H8Tis4WKc?si=B_lCFGY6qFO0pO9b *** Next Round's Schedule *** Footy Tipping Contest *** Notes and Comments Fremantle could have gotten in. Carlton had already lost. However, they could not beat Port Adelaide at home. Not that it was an easy task, but if you're going
AFL Beat 2024 – Round 23
One more week until Finals! Who is in? Who is out? Let's see what happened. *** The Ladder *** The Results *** The Highlights https://youtu.be/U5dFpOu3Iwk?si=7Z40SNKRhqGgXYBz https://youtu.be/OsMLlXkGRYE?si=VFhW5tcDvHel-H78 https://youtu.be/47uyvzww064?si=mfURv0CpQxSWi_xK https://youtu.be/c-Jle-asJAg?si=ma6c6sMtYpEzhfjD https://youtu.be/hWUTJaCPInI?si=jeEYVBzoOEnLsInP https://youtu.be/FJzhMY-NWt4?si=8qrwf4TDzbKvEGQA https://youtu.be/fIaAmIUYWwI?si=GfDc1hstyLthApDx https://youtu.be/RGImiGzpPcw?si=96ZzQtKyO9n-kxqy https://youtu.be/USv8bJjifXw?si=M9HRWapzp2GwwfYx *** Next Round's Schedule *** Footy Tipping Contest *** Notes and Comments The following teams are locked into The Eight: Sydney, Port Adelaide, GWS, and Geelong. Brisbane is for all intents and purposes IN the Eight as they are
AFL Beat 2024 – Round 22
We are coming down the stretch and things are super interesting! It's been one heck of a season. Let's see what happened. *** The Ladder *** The Results *** The Highlights https://youtu.be/Nhfki48OZ9U?si=b9kOlq2JeieAmgPW https://youtu.be/DrmdmjJrISE?si=gil4uKAdcSTsw_OY https://youtu.be/Qu-GruQ5hhI?si=ZYH8GRAKZW2WAagz https://youtu.be/naP4DGOs6-s?si=DiL79inbZ36DSJG7 https://youtu.be/Xz4GCd4IPsY?si=Dkkd-gPJLq_hRq6o https://youtu.be/1bNzMx09y7s?si=fg5Rv_IBsqgZttPh https://youtu.be/M0QL3tq62rE?si=b9FoTfgwcWLJpr3F https://youtu.be/N5tixUJbFbk?si=OiDf0c9vaGy5B3yf https://youtu.be/Ed91JonkysA?si=_wgskxB06l2M7fKS *** Next Round's Schedule *** Footy Tipping Contest *** Notes and Comments So much for Western being good. They just lost to Adelaide, who is definitely not making finals. I tell you,
AFL Beat 2024 – Round 21 and we continue with the Olympics!
We are still getting surprises! It's been one heck of a season. Let's see what happened. *** The Ladder *** The Results *** The Highlights https://youtu.be/HWUCzAH3X_s?si=IWBrOCuiiMeA5PNb https://youtu.be/70e6kE69fro?si=s0asj4rZXWIBwxU2 https://youtu.be/T6kJ5eUIZVM?si=OY3JkekPkph9v1E2 https://youtu.be/B9OVfqH4Uc0?si=nWrjvKqUagZ7HxLR https://youtu.be/h6duO88GXQw?si=rLGCu2emBWy0cN5i https://youtu.be/ok_Y6Rt4UwQ?si=CNd1o0glxG3RJeFE https://youtu.be/QudNrkuuY10?si=Y9QStAkzoih_-ojU https://youtu.be/wwV29xw6zYI?si=dDmrOgV9t9edVwM0 https://youtu.be/ATNnBo90-g8?si=0MGitb8Qrx5AlY_w *** Next Round's Schedule *** Footy Tipping Contest *** Notes and Comments Something has clicked at Western. They are on a ROLL. They're not just winning, they're smashing their opponents. I think they end up in the top
AFL Beat 2024 – Round 20 and we continue with the Olympics!
We are getting down to the nitty gritty! Let's see what happened. *** The Ladder *** The Results *** The Highlights https://youtu.be/_Y9zPifi3lE?si=_LwcDNFp1gwLVlsV https://youtu.be/jBr6GOl9Xxs?si=PJcD4JbzHWrQudMa https://youtu.be/xBHXzPbiObU?si=KPGAztYv0Yz5Uujq https://youtu.be/qxXWgNGhmLY?si=A2mICqDpHMY6eL6S https://youtu.be/SsZ_21-PtY8?si=e_mi_QnAKY7X1VcG https://youtu.be/ylbJasC7Nd8?si=jNtAL2z2xF-V5Tav https://youtu.be/1A76VxPyFHE?si=Eg8WlGLWwu2SgM0F https://youtu.be/d4AJTRLM0w8?si=Y0lR8kRXUvfTxyIK https://youtu.be/DzbCx0Tyuuk?si=L4pFj4eV6ncMF0Sj *** Next Round's Schedule *** Footy Tipping Contest *** Notes and Comments Okay, WTF?? Is Western GOOD now?? They beat the Swans just as handily as they beat Geelong the previous week. I'm telling you, this season is about as unpredictable
AFL Beat 2024 – Round 19 and official start of the Olympics!
Things are pretty crazy this season. It's getting close to the end of the season and it's still super tight. Let's see what happened. *** The Ladder *** The Results *** The Highlights https://youtu.be/0caWTwEIJQ4?si=2r4iQP3Bp9qi7_bf https://youtu.be/u9iFyruNBBM?si=ZgDdLvNrOwJa7XKh https://youtu.be/nQWtE1A3KGI?si=dJn35kJmu9WM98s8 https://youtu.be/aaKT_-EdPIM?si=V0r3mTNakSRj6Mgc https://youtu.be/WOYbe3XTJVc?si=FlD1Z2NlKkItWzfc https://youtu.be/_MODr57IH98?si=_HViz6G5h5MK0axN https://youtu.be/wxfvlT0XbqE?si=lvhL-kHCyw48Cbne https://youtu.be/l4ApmuzFzz8?si=Cw2SZb7msVemB1dp Please note that the AFL decided St. Kilda -West Coast was such a shit game that there were no highlights. Instead, you get the
AFL Beat 2024 – Round 18
Things seem to be back to normal. Sort of. Oh, and the West Coast Eagles finally fired their coach. Let's see what happened. *** The Ladder *** The Results *** The Highlights https://youtu.be/350a4SAMooE?si=SsqHyDZwhvPAaE2g https://youtu.be/1Ca8g_x0HTk?si=5dLeU0azjYjAqRjA https://youtu.be/Fmr_u8tYWfU?si=2Trz-yn1OAqGN9-x https://youtu.be/EU0Rd4QgPwU?si=Qc8CYvdPWIeHTAgO https://youtu.be/L8N4AcwYhbg?si=kOr_-4TH7eDz0qx9 https://youtu.be/kpgiesi457c?si=NdKgChHRMBT_hX09 https://youtu.be/CsftClmUbj8?si=lAyiWdqjasxYt-__ https://youtu.be/H4JDKDqAx7s?si=edGsZ_ZdtGatkG6B https://youtu.be/hOD3jH5h2BE?si=MSY1aJC9OyIY2D4q *** Next Round's Schedule *** Footy Tipping Contest *** Notes and Comments Sydney is back in the win column but it was against North Melbourne, so what can you really deduce
AFL Beat 2024 – Round 17
Strange things are afoot in Sydney. Let's see what happened. *** The Ladder *** The Results *** The Highlights https://youtu.be/IcmfIv2kAlU?si=nCv1ODzzXoAi6Hg7 https://youtu.be/0HCSAiYnSHg?si=7G0QJ2U3bc7Mhz85 https://youtu.be/x5cBIANc7Wo?si=h1AWUadXaIIPbO8B https://youtu.be/kFoZ1c3xXsk?si=RZBHnkHIGGqklo0H https://youtu.be/osQjR2FHdyI?si=2cMJ_JIVOxbEVU-r https://youtu.be/-r-6BDpvb2g?si=7EcKpRINjBhi7LJJ https://youtu.be/no9QLib5eec?si=2bagog55X-RYpynZ https://youtu.be/h76eEuP5xSA?si=jf-vRr7USPh23pAd https://youtu.be/9SAsY703TBc?si=IIUxlkhAhGd199wO *** Next Round's Schedule *** Footy Tipping Contest *** Notes and Comments Sydney has now lost two games in a row after I said they would never lose again Shoresy-style. I don't know what going on. Australian media is saying teams have figured them
Saturation Saturday (Early Edition)
Muy buenos días, ladies and degenerates, minors without parental supervision, sociopaths all. I will be subbing this AM because King Hippo picked this weekend to cram all the continuing Donks re-education courses, per Sean Payton’s overhaul of the franchise into a constitutional theocracy. Hippo showed me some Powerpoint slides, and
AFL Beat 2024 – Round 16
We got a major upset and a couple of minor ones. Let's see what happened. *** The Ladder *** The Results *** The Highlights https://youtu.be/iDgLZ1dgAng?si=MXeph8L-P6Psn-6p https://youtu.be/okOPC5W94-A?si=llbIfwPyC8Cg0t9_ https://youtu.be/z2-yTm03hi0?si=Le2KymrB9jez5WrY https://youtu.be/wBvPqX6I2cE?si=R1vyD-tLA28KofpO https://youtu.be/jI30D-LkGYQ?si=dsk-EUlrPxeY2hWM https://youtu.be/Jh75l9nGIdU?si=RU608bxHwZRyUNZR https://youtu.be/tNMV5-eCuOA?si=X3d8141k7i1NMIMV https://youtu.be/wMeDTI5UkRg?si=R1lUqrhTNXAvfWXe https://youtu.be/3ZLigxPJQBA?si=q3JFCUe4KOE_eSRj *** Next Round's Schedule *** Footy Tipping Contest *** Notes and Comments Remember what I said about Sydney last week? Yeah, that aged well, didn't it? Fremantle went into Sydney and beat them. They were leading by plenty too,