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entropy Reads the Classics…. a call for submissions

How the hell did HE get back in here?!
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OK, Folks, I know I have been mad lazy what with producing no new kontent and barely commenting and all, and I should probably apologize for that... but it would be bullshit, because I'm not good at apologies and I honestly felt I didn't have much to contribute lately, so I

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 4

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Editor's Note:  Due to a drunken snafu committed by a person that shall remain nameless, you night owls got to see Episode 3 ahead of schedule. This means you get an extra helping of ISOaG this week!  Let the rejoicing begin... [Inside balls' awesome beach house.  There are naked sleeping girls

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 3

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[6:43pm, dusk, Exterior of balls' kick ass beach house, Deck/Patio area] At the bottom of the stairs leading from balls' house down to the beach, tWBS sits alone sipping wine.  He's lost in the sounds of the surf as it crashes on the beach repeatedly. balls approaches from inside the house and

Your “Outrage!” Monday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: Tuesday is the start of the official free agency "tampering window", where teams can contact available players ahead of the new League-year start of 4:00 PM ET Thursday. it sounds suspiciously closer to how Darren Sharper left his dates' apartments the League sent out it's annual do's &

Your “Rick & Michonne’s Romantic Getaway” Walking Dead Recap

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This fricking show. Sure, there were actual zombie kills this week. And the situation they found themselves in seemed plausible given the context of the show. But the constant need to intermix the relationship between the two with the tasks at hand keep the show mired between full-on soap opera and

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 1

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[10:05 AM, Interior of Dave, The 5, heading south] tWBS: I thought you said we had to stick to the yellow. balls:  Yes. tWBS:  So, why are we heading south on I-5? balls: The 5. tWBS: I-5! balls: The 5. tWBS:  Look, it's part of the United States Interstate Highway system created by the Federal-Aid Highway Act

DFO Poker Club Announcement

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I mentioned this on the AFL Beat, but it bears repeating: DFO Poker Club We at DFO are constantly looking for ways to improve the commentist experience. The thing that built this site was the sense of comraderie that existed on the open threads at our former home. We wanted to keep

Your “Well – Look At That?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Another big day here at [DFO]. This morning's missive, "Get To Know A Microbrew!" was the site's 2500th post.   THAT'S GOOD HUSTLE! To reflect back, DFO's first post was from Internet Dad on March 11, 2015. The appropriate title? "A Place For Your Dick Jokes". The entire post is just the title and

In Search of a Goddess – Prologue

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[2:33 am, Interior, Bedroom] The telephone rings, interrupting tWBS's masturb.....errrrrr, waking him up. tWBS:  Hello? Man on Phone:  It's time. tWBS:  Time for what?  Dude I was just in the middle of masturb.....errrrrr, sleeping. Man on Phone:  Just pack a bag and get out here.  It's time. tWBS:  Time for wh.... CLICK tWBS:  Dammit - Three Days later, tWBS sits

25 Questions About the NFL from a barely interested former “fan”

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I've changed the title a bit, but we're back with 25 questions.  I want to keep it at 25 although I am totally tempted to include the following song in every post: Today, we tackle the NFL Offseason and what people do to spend the time. *** So, today I got a Groupon