Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Things That Suck

Senor Weaselo - July 16, 2025July 16, 2025

No, this is not a precursor to Sexy Friday. It’s just been a rough week and a half. Hence, things annoyed me, and those things suck. And that’s not even including allllll this shit *points to map of the U.S.* where we can go with an “In here, life is

Wumbo Wednesday: About Last Night

Senor Weaselo - June 25, 2025June 25, 2025

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA suck it Cuomo. The real swaggy (presumptive heavy favorite for) mayor is a-comin'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQVsVNPkPmE (Truly a disgusting scene. I mean, no shirt under his apron? That's a clear health code violation!) Also fun from last night's show: It was some sort of kid-related company, so the singers before the finale were just

“We’ve Been Doing This For How Long?” Your 10th Anniversary Commemorative Open Thread

Senor Weaselo - June 18, 2025

A little birdie on the street (okay, it was Rikki) confirmed that today was the 10th anniversary of the site. So, with that, I’m kicking off our 10th anniversary celebration period, a several-ish week period that spans from now through the Great Migration (aka The Day the Dick Jokes Died,

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Lot of Driving

Senor Weaselo - June 11, 2025June 11, 2025

I am currently teaching students and being very swamped. I have been on the road a LOT. Driving from Brooklyn to Hartford and back, with a stop in Manhattan, is taxing. Parking in south Brooklyn fucking sucks. By my estimate I’ve made four separate 2+ hour trips since Sunday. So what

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: Season F recap

Senor Weaselo - June 4, 2025June 4, 2025

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Once again we look into the depths of the madness that is… the dice baseball league I joined last fall, which somehow manages to balance a 13 (soon to be 14, with one last expansion team) team league with people's schedules. How'd the Brooklyn Nocturnes end up this year? Well,

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: It’s Raining and Everything Sucks Edition

Senor Weaselo - May 28, 2025May 28, 2025

Namely, fuck Reggie for eternity, and fuck Halle for eternity. And fuck Trae Young, because why not? And fuck KD because that’s how the song goes. Who else can rhyme “Dirk Nowitski” with “Dirk Nowitski” but the Based God? Anyway, we have some football news. Okay, one football news. Which is:

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: In Brunson We Trust

Senor Weaselo - May 21, 2025May 21, 2025

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Which is to say if the Knicks win the chip, WE GOIN' TO 7TH AVE FOR THE PARTY! YERRRRRRRRRR! (Yes, I'm measured enough to say it only gets harder from here, as the Pacers play a fast paced game meant to gas out a rotation that Thibs keeps thin, and OKC

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Maypril Showers

Senor Weaselo - May 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Which is to say it's gray and rainy out while students are taking a mock final in today's TAing class, so I'm just in the back of the room doing nothing. Right now they're doing a 12-bar blues to notate chords for, and modes. They actually need to know how

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Take It on the Road

Senor Weaselo - May 7, 2025May 7, 2025

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Yeah, how bout that? Road teams in Round 2 kicking names and taking ass thus far. Except for the Panthers, who managed to do the seemingly impossible and make the Leafs look sympathetic. (How does this affect the Leafs' Cup chances? Anywhere from 0 to negligible.) (In an absolute shocker, Stolarz

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: It’s Draftmas Eve!

Senor Weaselo - April 23, 2025April 23, 2025

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You know what that means… we're only a day away from not having to hear about any more bullshit mock drafts and people wanking over their predictions for another year! Or at least until 5 minutes after the next Owl. We're a day away of not having to hear "Ward