Coach Desperate For A Win Meets Same

scotchnaut - December 15, 2025147

I guess that's just the way it goes at this juncture of the season. Pitt would like to distance themselves from Baltimore (who wouldn't though?) and Miami is clinging to the thinnest of hopes of getting into the playoffs. But first... Flotsam and Jetsam: -Can You Spare an ACL?: Parsons, Mahomes and

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2025 Season

Reflections

King Hippo - December 15, 2025December 15, 202577

Oh, so much chaos. So many ded. THE RETURN OF KING LASERFACE!! This, this was our Week 15. Let's peruse. That return? Old Man Rivers DID manage to throw a TD pass! As a literal grandpa!! But it was not in triumph, sadly. The Humps nailed a 60-yard FG inside the last

Once More Unto The Breach!

scotchnaut - December 14, 2025December 14, 2025139

Or is it "Britches"? The game is in Dallas after all. To The Game! Vikes/Dingleberries: -I call them the Dingleberries because they're annoying and they're clinging to their playoff hopes. (I dearly hope Philly won earlier and I don't often say that, if ever) -Eberflus continues to work his magic in maintaining Dallas' last

Five Games on the Late Slate? Merciful Heavens!

scotchnaut - December 14, 2025December 14, 2025204

I guess folks on the site haven't been touching themselves lately and for that I thank you. Now go back to your regular routine. To The Games! Lions/Rams: L.A. is playing quality football (I'd venture that they didn't shite the bed vs Carolina so much as take them for granted) and Detroit is

So. Many. Interesting. Tilts. Also, Commies vs Giants.

scotchnaut - December 14, 2025223

In this window every game has a story to tell and I'm here to sit by the campfire and take it all in. And to top it off there's some hot fantasy action for those that squeaked into the playoffs by the narrowest of margins. (yours truly) To The Games! Browns/Bears: Chicago had

Hoopsball Wolven Sort v. Kansas and Other Nighttime Matters

King Hippo - December 13, 2025December 13, 2025262

I can't help it, although NC State has been "meh" to open the season, there's still more talent than we've had in forevs. Plus, a coach that likes wearing the black hat and isn't afraid to rattle a few cages. We tip off at 5:30 EST on ESPN, which is

Entropy Season in the Prem?

Open Threads

King Hippo - December 13, 2025December 13, 2025131

It sure seems like we are headed that way. Villa started out like ass, now they are hot on Handsome Mikel's tail (PHRASING!). The filthy Redshite pulled off almost the exact inverse of Villa, to Hippo's Bitter Blue glee. Nobody knows exactly how the Euro-slots after King's Afrikan Water Pistols and

Sexy Friday – 20251212

Mr. Ayo - December 12, 2025December 12, 2025106

TGIF! Hope everyone else jumped on the new fad and got themselves a new boat this week. Word Count Filler Time Since it's the holiday season, let's talk about cranberries! Just kidding, check out Cocktail of the Week for that. We're going to talk about lawsuits! Plantiff: 16 violinists Defendant: City of Bonn, Germany Case:

BFC’s Substitute COTW, (Belated) Thanksgiving Boogaloo

OH WE GON DRANK

BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 12, 2025December 12, 202538

Sharkbait is off today, something about drinking his face off until he fights finds a Gallagher brother. I guess my name is filler. I've been called worse. As many of you know, we are fully in the holiday season now. Just a few weeks ago was Thanksgiving, and I decided to

Hot Action In The (NFC) South!

scotchnaut - December 11, 2025December 11, 2025145

It's the fantasy playoffs! Does one dare start a Baker that hasn't thrown for 200 yards in four straight games? Is this the night he gets out of his funk? You may have reason to insert him (more below) but I don't know what your options are. I'm on board