Yeah My Team Sucks. And? – Sunday Preseason Etc. Etc.

Don T - August 10, 2025August 10, 2025

With the new season in the horizon, we must prepare. Inhale though your nose for four seconds; hold it for seven seconds while asking yourself if you’re a fan of a shitty team; and exhale for eight seconds while ruminating on whether your team will stink the NFL experience by

Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 19” Thursday Night Open Thread

Open Threads

BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 20, 2023July 20, 2023

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Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form,

Losing the Anxiety – Monday Open Thread

Don T - August 16, 2021August 16, 2021

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We’re halfway through the preseason. Not really; that’s a soothing miscalculation because there’s two more preseason games. But I can lie to myself like that noooo problem. And yet it’s true: the season will get here soon, and the games are fine as a nothing better to do. Not enough to

Your “What Goes Up…” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 10, 2020June 10, 2020

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NFL News: The League & the union are discussing shortening the preseason. They would drop from four games to two - keeping Weeks 3 & 4 but dropping weeks 1 & 2. The thinking is that it would give teams more time to adjust to the COVID training reality, giving

Your “Maybe He’ll Wear The White Suit” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 21, 2019August 21, 2019

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NFL Notes: I hope his partner isn't from Atlanta: Ray Lewis is going to be on "Dancing With The Stars". Having braved the DWTS online store, I can assure viewers that while there is a selection of branded housewares available, no knife collections were available. From Disney subsidiary ESPN comes

Your “Lather, Rinse, Repeat” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 7, 2019August 7, 2019

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NFL News: Josh Gordon has filed for reinstatement to the NFL. If reinstated, he immediately becomes eligible for further punishment from his December 20th suspension. He missed the Pats final two games & the playoffs. Protocol dictates he's looking at another six regular season games, unless ol' Rog counts the

Your “Second Verse – Same As The First!” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 17, 2017August 17, 2017

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NFL News: In a harbinger of what this season might look like, Alex Smith's agent is already talking about where he might end up next year. "Alex is the present, and as good a football player as he is, he's going to have opportunities whether it's in Kansas City or

Your “The Lesson Learned Is ‘Not To Care'” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 14, 2017August 14, 2017

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Well, I believe I speak for the majority when I say, those were some real Week-1 preseason games. Oh, and fuck Dean Spanos with a rusty shiv. μαλάκας! NFL Notes: The Lord giveth, and BLEERGH taketh away: A week after signing a new five-year deal, Devonta Freeman is in concussion protocol. He'll sit

Your “How Many Starters Can You Name?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 9, 2017August 9, 2017

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NFL News: Jay Cutler wasted no time putting his scent all over the Hard Rock Stadium litter box by purchasing the #6 from previous owner Brandon Doughty. Terms weren't disclosed, but amongst teammates I'm guessing Doughty won't be paying for meal upgrades above the per diem on the road this

BONUS 25 Questions About…

25 Questions

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 3, 2017August 3, 2017

The HALL OF FAME GAME! Balls already banged out this week's edition of 25 Questions About... but this is a special BONUS edition since the Hall of Fame Game is today, it rhymes, it usually sucks, but at least it's football! Stand by for cromulent musings on the game itself from