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Opting 4 Resignation, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
All favorites are in the World Cup Semis. There will be no dark horse to this Mundial, no surprise team that kept improving and…
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A Tough Cope, Mundial Sábado A.M.
Hola, hola. We’re into the last week of the 2026 World Cup, with the Semis during Shempiens days (TUE & WED), and then the…
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Consequential Outcomes, Mundial Sábado A.M.
Hello friends. What a delightful Saturday morning, weatherwise. It is cool down here (as it tends to be at sunrise), the sky is clear,…
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Not a Model, Mundial PM Thread
Happy Fathers’ Day! I’m a father myself, you know, and therefore looking forward to doing squat shit for the rest of the day. And…
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Foiling the Anger Foist, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Muy buenas noches, mi biutiful gente. [Reads room.] Okei. Reset. ‘Sup. I’m sure everyone here has received the following jabs: “Don’t get defensive”, “There’s…
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Keepin’ It Real, How: Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Friends, scholars, imaginary weirdos all: buenas noches. I renounce pretense. Reject all runarounds. Henceforth, I will simply say how I feel and live and…
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Rate Me, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Hola hola. I come before you annoyed. Let me defer on the whinging and go straight to a constructive proposition: I will not rate…
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Tank Talk – Tuesday Open Thread
‘Noches… The Reverend is off tonight. In substitution, I’m gonna talk about two things close to my heart. First, cholesterol. We are now aware…
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Threat or Travesty :/ 2025 Titans Preview
A bit of wisdom has been bouncing around my head for several weeks: we can’t change the past, and dwelling on past mistakes is…
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You Don’t Say, Pffft 🖕🏼: Sunday Chasm Etc. Etc.
A very good evening to everyone, fellow dwellers of The Chasm: the time between the preseason and the season. It sucks and was not…