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Foiling the Anger Foist, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Muy buenas noches, mi biutiful gente. [Reads room.] Okei. Reset. ‘Sup. I’m sure everyone here has received the following jabs: “Don’t get defensive”, “There’s…
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Keepin’ It Real, How: Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Friends, scholars, imaginary weirdos all: buenas noches. I renounce pretense. Reject all runarounds. Henceforth, I will simply say how I feel and live and…
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Rate Me, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Hola hola. I come before you annoyed. Let me defer on the whinging and go straight to a constructive proposition: I will not rate…
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Tank Talk – Tuesday Open Thread
‘Noches… The Reverend is off tonight. In substitution, I’m gonna talk about two things close to my heart. First, cholesterol. We are now aware…
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Threat or Travesty :/ 2025 Titans Preview
A bit of wisdom has been bouncing around my head for several weeks: we can’t change the past, and dwelling on past mistakes is…
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You Don’t Say, Pffft 🖕🏼: Sunday Chasm Etc. Etc.
A very good evening to everyone, fellow dwellers of The Chasm: the time between the preseason and the season. It sucks and was not…
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Yeah My Team Sucks. And? – Sunday Preseason Etc. Etc.
With the new season in the horizon, we must prepare. Inhale though your nose for four seconds; hold it for seven seconds while asking…
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Bouncing Forward – A Preseason Sunday Open Etc. Etc.
The end of the 2025 offseason fills my soul with a freshness like… Like a rotating desk fan would, blowing air in my soul’s…
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All Pleasure No Guilty: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Yesterday at twilight, I was having some port and admiring my collections of Colombian emeralds and Nigerian schlong memes. Then I wondered how many…
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On Simmer – Sunday Open Etc. Etc.
Good evening, beautiful gente. On a hunch, I got a blood pressure monitor last Thursday. I’ve been using it and let me tell ya:…