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Yeah My Team Sucks. And? – Sunday Preseason Etc. Etc.
With the new season in the horizon, we must prepare. Inhale though your nose for four seconds; hold it for seven seconds while asking…
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Bouncing Forward – A Preseason Sunday Open Etc. Etc.
The end of the 2025 offseason fills my soul with a freshness like… Like a rotating desk fan would, blowing air in my soul’s…
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All Pleasure No Guilty: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Yesterday at twilight, I was having some port and admiring my collections of Colombian emeralds and Nigerian schlong memes. Then I wondered how many…
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On Simmer – Sunday Open Etc. Etc.
Good evening, beautiful gente. On a hunch, I got a blood pressure monitor last Thursday. I’ve been using it and let me tell ya:…
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Delicious Dishes: Sunday Night Open Thread
Good evening, you caught me in a good time. I have a wide smile and a full belly after having my favorite dish: rice…