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Mr. Ayo - February 24, 2023February 24, 2023

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TGIF! At least it was a short week. (apologies Doug Martin) But, we can look forward to, um, hmm. Well then, check your local listings, I'm sure something is on. Survival - Personal Edition Last week, we learned to tie a tie (and a bowtie)! Unfortunately, I did not go over how

Balls Magazine Volume 9

ballsofsteelandfury - February 22, 2023February 21, 2023

Dear Penthouse Forum: I never thought this would happen to me... As you may recall from Volume 8, I decided to go ahead and play 18 holes in order to establish a handicap ahead of my very first tourney. Well, the tourney just happened and guess what? I fucking won. Not only

Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Donuts

ballsofsteelandfury - February 18, 2023February 17, 2023

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This post was actually inspired by BFC's Thursday Night Open Thread in which he professed his love for the maple bar. The plan is for this to be an ongoing off-season series on Saturday nights in which I present to you my five favourite somethings and then you comment and

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Mr. Ayo - February 17, 2023February 17, 2023

TGIF! As we now bask in the afterglow of the Superb Owl and Galentine's Day, it's important to focus on the important things. That's right, we are mere days from the glorious return of Sunday Gravy! Survival - Personal Edition Now that our collective Corporate Overlords are pushing for a return to

Balls Magazine Volume 8

ballsofsteelandfury - February 15, 2023February 11, 2023

Given the feedback I received from you in Volume 7, I decided to go ahead and play 18 holes in order to establish a handicap ahead of my very first tourney. I am in a situation at work where I have excess vacation time and if I don't use it, I

Sexy Friday – 20230210

Mr. Ayo - February 10, 2023February 10, 2023

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TGIF! We made it to the Superb Owl weekend! I'm flying to Denver to do some low key Moose hunting, visit some friends to discuss their thoughts on Mr. Unlimited, and see their reaction to the Chefs in the big game. Can't wait! Survival - Personal Edition Today's lesson is immediately useful.

Balls Magazine Volume 7

ballsofsteelandfury - February 8, 2023February 3, 2023

As you may remember from Volume 6, I tried the TopTracer setup at the Alhambra Golf Course and thoroughly enjoyed it. Unfortunately, I did not get enough shots on certain clubs to do a real good analysis for every club I use. So I went back. I am happy to report that

Sexy Friday – 20230203

Mr. Ayo - February 3, 2023February 3, 2023

TGIF! Congrats on making it to the first weekend of no football. On the positive side, that means Sunday Gravy is right around the corner, and let me tell you, it's starting to smell awfully good in the content mines. Survival - Personal Edition Today we're preparing for warmer weather, when we

Balls Magazine Volume 6

ballsofsteelandfury - February 1, 2023January 30, 2023

As you may remember from Volume 5, I wanted to try the TopTracer setup at the Alhambra Golf Course. On a lazy Saturday, I decided to head back and try my luck. This time, the range was open and I was happy to see there were several bays available. When I

Sexy Friday – 20230127

Mr. Ayo - January 27, 2023January 27, 2023

TGIF! Congrats on making it through the week, nearly the first month of 2023, and all but 3 games of the NFL season! Time flies when you're drunk all the time! Survival - Personal Edition Today's lesson is on attacking dogs. That's right, sometimes those adorable little scamps get mean. Here's some

Balls Magazine Volume 5

ballsofsteelandfury - January 25, 2023January 21, 2023

It was supposed to rain all day but the atmospheric river must have run dry as it was nice and sunny around noon. Feeling antsy and having planned nothing, I figured I'd go to the range and get some practice in. I had discovered that the Alhambra Golf Course had

Sexy Friday – 20220120

Mr. Ayo - January 20, 2023January 20, 2023

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TGIF! Please read the descent into madness that preceded Alex showing up here. Make sure to have the DONKS WOO! season results up to reference before each week's entry as well. But first, make yourself a nice cocktail to enjoy it with. When finished, return and I'll make sure you