The Definitive Top Ten Monster Energy Drinks aka NASCAR season review

ballsofsteelandfury - November 24, 2017November 22, 2017

For those of you that are rednecks, Mexicans, or fellow racing aficionados, this will be old news. However, for those of you that look down on us NASCAR fans, I'll be recapping this year's Monster Energy Cup season's top drivers/moments whilst at the same time giving you the definitive top

LA Football Report – Thanksgiving Week

ballsofsteelandfury - November 21, 2017November 20, 2017

As we get closer to stuffing ourselves with turkey and three football games on Thursday, it's time to once again take a look at how things look on the Best Coast of the Best Coast. Only San Diego has warmer ocean water, but our beaches are undoubtedly better. Need more proof? But

Your “Finally a Good Game!” SNF Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - November 19, 2017November 19, 2017

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After the "games" we sat through today, we finally get a decent matchup tonight. It's too bad that we have to endure the incoherent ramblings of Cris Collinsworth, but we all have crosses to bear. In non-football news, UCLA has fired Head Coach Jim Mora Jr. Thus begins another cycle of

Your “What else is on?” Monday Night Football Preview and Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - November 13, 2017November 11, 2017

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Seriously, when I looked at yesterday's schedule, there was not one game that I was interested in watching. Steelers-Clots wasn't even available in LA. We were instead given the merde-pourri of Vikings-Redacteds, Cowboys-Falcons, RAMMIT-Texans, and Shitty Clippers-Jaguras. And then on Sunday night, we were given Pats-Broncos? Yeah Right. Now that

25 Questions About….

ballsofsteelandfury - October 24, 2017October 23, 2017

This Actually, it's really about this Allow me to explain. Around the DFO water cooler, Litre_ cola suggested that we rename the Houston Texans. We did this already with The Washington Redacteds and it makes sense to me since Deshaun Watson has proven to be really good and may actually push the

Your Official DFO-CON 2017 Announcement Post

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - October 6, 2017October 6, 2017

AFTERNOON - SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA - NONDESCRIPT OFFICE BUILDING INTERIOR [An extremely pale but handsome young man sits at his desk, trying to do anything but work. Sensing a presence behind him, he minimizes his open window to a complicated looking spreadsheet and turns around.] Low Commander: Yeah, so, that'll be done in-- Oh,

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Preliminary Finals

ballsofsteelandfury - September 25, 2017September 24, 2017

It's always a bit weird when your team gets eliminated from the championship hunt, isn't it? I mean, there are still games left to be played, in my case one, but a little air has been let out of the tires. Call it the Finals refractory period, if you will.

Your “You Know What Time It Is And You Want Me To Do What?” Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - September 24, 2017September 24, 2017

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As you are reading this, it is 6:00 AM on a Sunday morning on the West Coast. No one should be up this early to do anything unless they are completely naked and they have someone else of like mind lying next to them. I hope you are one of those lucky

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Semi Finals

ballsofsteelandfury - September 18, 2017September 16, 2017

You know, sometimes it is nice to be wrong. And to have something good happen first thing in the morning that gives you happiness the rest of the day. No, I'm not talking about a morning blowjob, 69, or anal. Not yet anyway. Let's get started! Welcome to Balls of Steel's

Your Saturday Evening Open Thread & Broadcast Coverage Discussion

Beerguyrob - September 9, 2017September 8, 2017

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The one good thing about the Patriots opening the season on Thursday is that there's no Patriots game on Sunday. Oh sure, the pre-game shows can't help themselves, and after the GAME MANAGING they took Thursday night it'll be quite enjoyable, but thank heaven for tender mercies. Courtesy those hard-working maniacs

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Finals Bye Week edition

ballsofsteelandfury - September 4, 2017September 3, 2017

There were no games this weekend since the AFL instituted a bye last year between the last Round of the Home and Away season and the first week of Finals. However, there was a lot of action on and off the field. I will also review my preseason predictions

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 23

ballsofsteelandfury - August 28, 2017August 28, 2017

It's the end of the Home and Away season! And what an end we had! The final spot in the Eight came down to the last game of the season, which really seals this as one of the best AFL regular seasons ever. Who got in? Who choked? READ ON! Welcome