Dolllllllllllphinnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssss! Hey fellow DFOers! I apologize for the lateness of this post, and my overall disappearance. You see, Bill Belicheck was just a few wins away from breaking Coach Shula's all-time win record (Peace Be upon him) and I knew I had to act before it was too late. So, I
Tag: Fuck the Patriots
Your “When Does AAFL Season Start?” Monday Evening Open Thread
Your Saturday Evening Open Thread & Musical Retrospective
The Devil’s Other Advocate
BAILIFF: All rise! JUDGE: Ooooowweeeeeoooo! Now, what do we have before us today? BAILIFF: There are two cases involving retail theft… JUDGE: Boring! BAILIFF: One resisting arrest…. JUDGE: Yawn. BAILIFF: 2,604 drunk and disorderlies… JUDGE: Slow weekend with the Eagles in London. BAILIFF: One attempted murder… JUDGE: Just attempted murder? BAILIFF: Yes, Judge. The victim and the accused were stationed
Your “No One Likes Us; We Don’t Care” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Hope Clicks Eternal – The Five-Time Super Bowl Losing New England Patriots
I know it's been a few days, but there's still plenty of Patriots schadenfreude to absorb. Let's just drink it all in, shall we? Of course, folks thought the League had it in for the Eagles right from the start. https://twitter.com/pennyroo_/status/960218947319713792 But as the game unfolded it wasn't to be, although some people were
Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
All photoshops courtesy Low Commander Welcome to the second day of the Second Annual DFO Hate Week™, brought to you by Levonorgestrel, a lack of self-awareness, and Gillette! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wuh4NCJo5aU Today, we discuss the Patriots. You might remember them from such attempted schadenfreudes as: Super Bowl XLIX, and Super Bowl LI. So, how many rings is that, Tom? /has small
Hope Clicks Eternal – The Conference Championships
Or, "The Reasonableness of the Situation". Honestly, after how the games turned out, I was expecting far more vitriol than I found. The Jags were first up https://twitter.com/Jaguars/status/955218198630158336 and their fans took it...pretty well. But, because they were playing the Patriots, like clockwork the accusations started appearing and targeting specific people, along with replaying the
Your “Satan Has Taken His Toll, And He Took It Out On Me” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Cardinals have hired Steve Wilks, Panthers 2017 Defensive Coordinator, as their new head coach. He also interviewed with the Titans and Giants, likely as Rooney-rule fulfillment. Pat Shurmur is expected to become the Giants new head coach. It's his second crack at being a head coach. His
Your “Man, I’m Dreading The Offseason” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Someone made the Grumble Lord mad by asking about the ESPN piece on the alleged dissention in Cheattown. Funnier still, they asked if he was considering the vacant Giants position. He responded by saying he was absolutely coaching the Patriots in 2018. There aren't enough available moms in
