“Paying For Dinner & Drinks But No Kiss Goodnight” – A Walking Dead Recap

Beerguyrob - December 5, 2016December 5, 2016

The warning on that gate seems like a motto for the season, doesn't it? This week: Multiple characters! In multiple storylines! A 90-minute episode! Finally, has "The Walking Dead" emerged from its mediocrity and embraced the light?! Nope. I'm going to freely admit that I watched bits of the episode during commercials (and Earl

“Forget The Fireworks Factory, Blow The Whole Damn Thing Up” – A Walking Dead Recap

Beerguyrob - November 21, 2016November 21, 2016

Man, I don't even know anymore... He's dead; get over it. Thanks to Seamus for covering last week while I was off doing research for the site. [That reminds me - I have to file an expense report with DFO's accountant; I hope she accepts empty cups as receipts.] This week's The Walking

Your Rick Grimes-Free Walking Dead Recap

Beerguyrob - November 1, 2016November 1, 2016

There's a saying: The pessimist looks down and loses his head. The optimist looks up and loses his footing. The realist looks forward and adjusts his path accordingly. -- King Ezekiel A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. -- K, "Men in Black" I skipped

Your “Negan Is Who We Thought He Was!” Walking Dead Recap

Beerguyrob - October 24, 2016October 24, 2016

Not that I should have to warn you, but Anyway... First off, it sure was nice of the NFL to flex a game into prime time that would be so bad we would be able to catch "The Walking Dead" without much interruption to the viewing enjoyment. Seriously, (gifs via; Vine via) it's like

Your “Will I Be Judged For All That Drinking?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 18, 2016October 18, 2016

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NFL News: The Packers traded a conditional draft pick to the Chiefs in exchange for Knile Davis. Lacy's gimpy ankle means they need more help behind the line. Because what's clearly holding the Packers back right now is the running game. Having possibly borrowed something from the owner's private stash,

Your “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 11, 2016October 11, 2016

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NFL News: Well, the Niners decided to go with Colin Kaepernick versus the Bills this Sunday. I guess a white guy can't catch a break on a Chip Kelly team. Clipboard Jesus has been released by the Browns. So much for him being better by Wednesday. On the heels of losing

Your “Don’t Do What Donny Don’t Does” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 4, 2016October 4, 2016

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(Banner pic via) NFL News: Reports of dissension within the Giants ranks. Eli called out Odell Beckham in the post-game presser, and ODJ is saying the refs are holding him to a different standard, based on the personal foul calls. "I just have to understand if I sneeze the wrong way, it

The Atlanta Falcons – If “Why?” Was A Football Team

Beerguyrob - September 6, 2016September 6, 2016

Introduction: In the realm of football-related ventures, deciding to assess the value of the Atlanta Falcons prior to the 2016 didn't seem like a difficult task to take on. Sure, I have Seahawks season tickets, but DangeRuss & Co. are the domain of Beastmode Ate My Baby. I've been a

A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall – Dolphins 2016

Team Previews

Warthog - August 26, 2016August 25, 2016

Hello everyone, I’m Warthog, you may remember me for such posts as... nope, nothing to remember me for. I mostly lurk, which is probably for the best. I'll skip the history lesson this time and get straight to the hard hitting analysis of the upcoming season for the Dolphins. Uhm...

A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Headings In A Preview Of The 2016 Philadelphia Eagles

WhyEaglesWhy - August 25, 2016August 25, 2016

Welcome to DFO's preview of the 2016 Philadelphia Eagles, which should be as long, frustrating, and hackneyed as the team's season itself. With that kind of experience awaiting us, perhaps it's best we just get started and get this done with a minimum of fuss. The 2016 Eagles were assembled by

Your “Do You Want to Know the Terrifying Truth…?” Open Thread

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - July 11, 2016July 11, 2016

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Good evening, folks. Beerguyrob is enjoying a much needed vacation this week from preparing your open threads. I am Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, and I will be your host tonight. We have entered that point in the off season where the only NFL news of note now involves bullshit

Your Friday The 13th Open Thread

WhyEaglesWhy - May 13, 2016May 13, 2016

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Today I bring you an open thread from the future, where it is already Friday the 13th in DFO's Adelaide bureau, but only the waning hours of the 12th in our Wichita headquarters. I can report that nothing unlucky has happened yet, but based on my understanding of theoretical physics, there's