Your “Negan Is Who We Thought He Was!” Walking Dead Recap

Beerguyrob - October 24, 2016October 24, 2016

Not that I should have to warn you, but Anyway... First off, it sure was nice of the NFL to flex a game into prime time that would be so bad we would be able to catch "The Walking Dead" without much interruption to the viewing enjoyment. Seriously, (gifs via; Vine via) it's like

Your “Will I Be Judged For All That Drinking?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 18, 2016October 18, 2016

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NFL News: The Packers traded a conditional draft pick to the Chiefs in exchange for Knile Davis. Lacy's gimpy ankle means they need more help behind the line. Because what's clearly holding the Packers back right now is the running game. Having possibly borrowed something from the owner's private stash,

Your “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 11, 2016October 11, 2016

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NFL News: Well, the Niners decided to go with Colin Kaepernick versus the Bills this Sunday. I guess a white guy can't catch a break on a Chip Kelly team. Clipboard Jesus has been released by the Browns. So much for him being better by Wednesday. On the heels of losing

Your “Don’t Do What Donny Don’t Does” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 4, 2016October 4, 2016

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(Banner pic via) NFL News: Reports of dissension within the Giants ranks. Eli called out Odell Beckham in the post-game presser, and ODJ is saying the refs are holding him to a different standard, based on the personal foul calls. "I just have to understand if I sneeze the wrong way, it

The Atlanta Falcons – If “Why?” Was A Football Team

Beerguyrob - September 6, 2016September 6, 2016

Introduction: In the realm of football-related ventures, deciding to assess the value of the Atlanta Falcons prior to the 2016 didn't seem like a difficult task to take on. Sure, I have Seahawks season tickets, but DangeRuss & Co. are the domain of Beastmode Ate My Baby. I've been a

A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall – Dolphins 2016

Team Previews

Warthog - August 26, 2016August 25, 2016

Hello everyone, I’m Warthog, you may remember me for such posts as... nope, nothing to remember me for. I mostly lurk, which is probably for the best. I'll skip the history lesson this time and get straight to the hard hitting analysis of the upcoming season for the Dolphins. Uhm...

A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Headings In A Preview Of The 2016 Philadelphia Eagles

WhyEaglesWhy - August 25, 2016August 25, 2016

Welcome to DFO's preview of the 2016 Philadelphia Eagles, which should be as long, frustrating, and hackneyed as the team's season itself. With that kind of experience awaiting us, perhaps it's best we just get started and get this done with a minimum of fuss. The 2016 Eagles were assembled by

Your “Do You Want to Know the Terrifying Truth…?” Open Thread

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - July 11, 2016July 11, 2016

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Good evening, folks. Beerguyrob is enjoying a much needed vacation this week from preparing your open threads. I am Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, and I will be your host tonight. We have entered that point in the off season where the only NFL news of note now involves bullshit

Your Friday The 13th Open Thread

WhyEaglesWhy - May 13, 2016May 13, 2016

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Today I bring you an open thread from the future, where it is already Friday the 13th in DFO's Adelaide bureau, but only the waning hours of the 12th in our Wichita headquarters. I can report that nothing unlucky has happened yet, but based on my understanding of theoretical physics, there's

A Commissioner For All Seasons

Insane Shit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 4, 2016May 4, 2016

INT. AUDITORIUM THEATER, CHICAGO - DAY We open backstage. A harried production assistant - MELISSA - holding a clipboard stands at attention, trying to simultaneously listen through a discreet earpiece as well as pass on instructions to a broad-shouldered, ginger-haired man. MELISSA: Okay, we're coming out of commercial...[listens]...and three...two...one...GO. [she pushes the ginger-haired

Eastern Conference Team Previews: Smrt People Weigh In

Beerguyrob - April 12, 2016April 12, 2016

HAWT TAEK: People on the internet are going to have opinions, and opinions about your opinions. Now, if it's something simple like screwing up a 23 year-old Dale Hunter hit, you're going to get caught on that within 5 or 6 comments. But take someone's sports team in vain? So, in

Your “I’ve Seen That Look Before” Tuesday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - April 5, 2016April 5, 2016

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Here, let's relive it again, in video: and gif form: Oh, that's the pure stuff. JUST PUT IT INTO MY VEINS!!! Kris Jenkins is a stone cold killer - never mind the shot, the pose of him watching it go in is magnificent. It's a murderer watching a victim die and savouring their