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Your “I Got Some Money ‘Cause I Just Got Paid” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Today turned out better than it was supposed to, because I didn’t get rooked into going to my eldest niece’s ballet recital –…
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“It’s All Gone Wrong, Pete & John” – The Seahawks Try To Bolster Their Lines (Part 4)
Ext. Dane County Regional Airport, Madison WI. Pete Carroll & John Schneider have just landed after a regional airline flight from Chicago. John Schneider:…
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[DFO] So Cal Meetup: The Bruery
Because we apparently cannot get enough of each other, the [DFO] So Cal branch will be sponsoring a field trip to one of the…
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“Paying For Dinner & Drinks But No Kiss Goodnight” – A Walking Dead Recap
The warning on that gate seems like a motto for the season, doesn’t it? This week: Multiple characters! In multiple storylines! A 90-minute episode! Finally,…
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“Forget The Fireworks Factory, Blow The Whole Damn Thing Up” – A Walking Dead Recap
Man, I don’t even know anymore… He’s dead; get over it. Thanks to Seamus for covering last week while I was off doing research…
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Your Rick Grimes-Free Walking Dead Recap
There’s a saying: The pessimist looks down and loses his head. The optimist looks up and loses his footing. The realist looks forward and…
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Your “Negan Is Who We Thought He Was!” Walking Dead Recap
Not that I should have to warn you, but Anyway… First off, it sure was nice of the NFL to flex a…
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Your “Will I Be Judged For All That Drinking?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Packers traded a conditional draft pick to the Chiefs in exchange for Knile Davis. Lacy’s gimpy ankle means they need more…
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Your “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Well, the Niners decided to go with Colin Kaepernick versus the Bills this Sunday. I guess a white guy can’t catch a break…
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Your “Don’t Do What Donny Don’t Does” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
(Banner pic via) NFL News: Reports of dissension within the Giants ranks. Eli called out Odell Beckham in the post-game presser, and ODJ is…