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The Atlanta Falcons – If “Why?” Was A Football Team
Introduction: In the realm of football-related ventures, deciding to assess the value of the Atlanta Falcons prior to the 2016 didn’t seem like a…
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A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall – Dolphins 2016
Hello everyone, I’m Warthog, you may remember me for such posts as… nope, nothing to remember me for. I mostly lurk, which is…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Headings In A Preview Of The 2016 Philadelphia Eagles
Welcome to DFO’s preview of the 2016 Philadelphia Eagles, which should be as long, frustrating, and hackneyed as the team’s season itself. With that…
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Your “Do You Want to Know the Terrifying Truth…?” Open Thread
Good evening, folks. Beerguyrob is enjoying a much needed vacation this week from preparing your open threads. I am Low Commander of the Super…
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Your Friday The 13th Open Thread
Today I bring you an open thread from the future, where it is already Friday the 13th in DFO’s Adelaide bureau, but only the…
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A Commissioner For All Seasons
INT. AUDITORIUM THEATER, CHICAGO – DAY We open backstage. A harried production assistant – MELISSA – holding a clipboard stands at attention, trying to simultaneously…
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Eastern Conference Team Previews: Smrt People Weigh In
HAWT TAEK: People on the internet are going to have opinions, and opinions about your opinions. Now, if it’s something simple like screwing up…
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Your “I’ve Seen That Look Before” Tuesday Open Thread
Here, let’s relive it again, in video: and gif form: Oh, that’s the pure stuff. JUST PUT IT INTO MY VEINS!!! Kris Jenkins is…
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Should I Watch Football This Year? (Part I)
It’s almost a perfect storm. My enjoyment of the NFL has been tempered in recent years by the conduct of its players, the hypocritical…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
As excited as I am for this weekend’s games, no matter how you slice and dice it, there’s going to be a nuclear-level amount…