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DFO Meetup – Karl Strauss, Costa Mesa
Earlier this year, my good friend was hired by Karl Strauss as one of their Brewers. Many years ago he home-brewed, where he produced…
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Nobody Cares About My Fantasy Team
We don’t care about Horatio’s fantasy teams so much that we don’t even care about not caring about them anymore. Even Horatio doesn’t care.…
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House MD DFW
[Interior- Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Scene opens on DOCTOR HOUSE sitting in his oddly-stylish and expensively furnished office, playing with his giant tennis ball…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Excerpts From Snooty Wine Tasting Notes
“…arbitrary and sanctimonius…” “…a long way down from the unrelenting quality of…” “…this two-year vet that’s just aching to blossom…” “…its transient, opaque identity…”…
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DFO Request Line: Do Your Worst
I was in the car the other day and the 1990 pop classic “Hold On” by Wilson Phillips came on the radio. As I…
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I Know What You Did This Summer (With My Money)
As I no longer live in the USA, and am gainfully employed, I have subscribed to NFL Game Pass. It’s basically NFL Sunday Ticket…
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A Requiem for an Ape
h/t Etsy On the one month anniversary of the death of KSK, I leave this here as a tribute to our deposed former simian…
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Kommenter Beer Barrel: Beer Pumpkinization / Open Thread
This week, I discuss the annual influx of pumpkin beers, and when is early too early? Away we go to the land of STRONG BEER…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Snippets Overheard Outside A Particularly Heated Marriage Counseling Session
“…will wake up one morning, realize he’s a piece of shit…” “…more or less straight man…” “…smells like a Moroccan spice market…” “…lightly sniffling…
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Philadelphia Eagles 2015 Season Preview
Because you’re a discerning group, I’ve assembled a blue-ribbon panel of parochial pundits to prognosticate the prospects for the putative pantywaists of the NFC…