Tag: How Does This Jerk-Off Get A Job

A Requiem for an Ape

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h/t Etsy On the one month anniversary of the death of KSK, I leave this here as a tribute to our deposed former simian overlord.  Wherever he is, I am happy he doesn't have to deal with this shit anymore: 10. I think these are my non-football thoughts of the week: a. I’m not

2015 Pittsburgh Stillers Preview

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WCS, Sill, and I (Balls) decided to collaborate on this preview to save all of you non-Steeler fans the agony and depression of going through three separate previews talking about the team that everyone would hate if the Patriots didn't exist.  For your amusement, here are our thoughts: SILL There are three

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKERS WOO

PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL
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/door flies open //finishes bottle of Spotted Cow ///throws bottle into pile off to the side ////cracks open bottle of Riverwest Stein Good morning.  I am here to talk about the NFL team known as the Green Bay Packers for 2015.  I forgot my notes, but what do I really need to say?  It’s

Meanwhile, in San Diego…

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City Councilman: All right, this has been a full day of hearing public testimony on the issue of the proposed new stadium, and I think we have our last citizen. If you could please step up to the mic, mister... BOLTMAN! [pounds chest, a brief snippet of the 'San Diego Super

In Which We Address Mad Men…

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Look, I'm going to throw out a few disclaimers: 1. I hate hippies 2. I hate baby boomers 3. I hate baby boomers disguised at hippies. Now that we've found love, what are we gonna do. With it? Well, let me tell you. This motherfuckin' show Mad Men, in case you

The case against a NFL team in L.A.

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  Sam Farmer of the L.A. Times has produced another of his many many columns about the possibility of a new stadium in the greater Los Angeles area and therefore the possibility of one or more NFL teams moving into this stadium.  It features a pretty slide show and, if you

Thank You For Calling Illegal Aid

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Interviewer: Hello, thank you for calling Illegal Aid, how can I help you? Caller: Hi! I'm so glad I got through, I was on the line forever. Interviewer: Oh, well I'm sorry to hear that. We do have a lot of people looking for help, and sometimes it can take a while

OSZ WINS! FLAWLESS VICTORY!

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Remember that in-person interview I was so excited about? Well, I just got the call that they're hiring me! I'M A WINNER TODAY! Not only does it seem like a really good fit for a new job, but I also get to leave this shitty job in the dust. I'M