Hey, nice of us to pop back in the Greek underworld for a bit! Senor Weaselo and Hades are currently mid-bottle of wine (white, Senor can't drink red) and mid-conversation about… something. Senor Weaselo: Anyway, I'm saying you might be able to capitalize on this. Hades, lord of the Greek underworld: Senor,
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Are These the Worst Uniforms Ever? (Or, DFO Mocks the MLB All-Star Game Unis)
(Finally) Unveiling the Banner Madness Names to Quotes (And Other Musings)
So I guess we better do this. Anyway, for those of you keeping score at home, here's what we got so far. And as we last left off, the final poll didn't work. And to be honest? I have no idea why, but then again everything didn't work so maybe it
The DFO Euro 2020 (in 2021!) Preview: Ukraine
We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa AméricaEuro 2020Concacaf Gold CupTokyo Olympic Games And it all starts on June 11, 2021 with the European Soccer (Football) championships aka Euro 2020! Yes, it is 2021 but they decided to keep the name, ok? From now until the tourney
The DFO Euro 2020 (in 2021!) Preview: Turkey
We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa AméricaEuro 2020CONCACAF Gold CupTokyo Olympic Games And it all starts on June 11, 2021 with the European Soccer (Football) championships aka Euro 2020! Yes, it is 2021 but they decided to keep the name, ok? From now until the tourney
BattleBots Beat: Presenting Your 2020* Beaties!
Your 2021 Banner Championship
There's only one thing left to do, right? Well, actually, there are two things. The first: Semifinal Results35. “Brady’s big mistake was asking Jason Pierre-Paul what down it was.” defeats 44. “Thoughts and prayers for COVID-19 as it has tested positive for Stephen Miller.” 18-10 46. “Two in the thoughts, one in
BattleBots Beat: The Sausalito Stallion
Banner Madness: The 2021 Penultimate Four!
Yes, and then there were four. From 52. Our region winners: BLEERGH Regional Final44. “Thoughts and prayers for COVID-19 as it has tested positive for Stephen Miller.” defeats 6. “What do Kobe and democracy have in common? They both died this past week.” 13-11 GAMBLOR Regional Final35. “Brady’s big mistake was asking
2021 Banner Madness: It’s the Flacco Eight!
Ever notice how the Elite Eight is spelled out and not a numeral because it's the rule of ≤10? Anyway, that would make it (what the hell are) regional finals time! Oh yeah, results: BLEERGH Region44. “Thoughts and prayers for COVID-19 as it has tested positive for Stephen Miller.” defeats 52.
2021 Banner Madness: Salty 16, Day 2
Other half of the bracket to cover. Let's get started: In the SHAN'KHOR Region: 34. “I’m sorry, did someone get addicted to getting every call and break for 20 years?” defeats 27. “The Stanley Cup is continuing its 53-year boycott of Toronto, if that’s what you mean.” 15-9 33. “[My partner] told me
2021 Banner Madness: Salty 16, Day 1
Well, we're a day behind where we were hoping, but that's okay. We'll still be done by the end of the month. Regardless, we're into the rounds that actually get nicknames, and it means we move to covering greater area of bracket. We start once again in the BLEERGH Region with