Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo, Also Doubling as Your Jets At the Bye Post

Senor Weaselo - October 25, 2023October 25, 2023

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Four plays. That's how long it took for the reminder that we can't have nice things. Aaron Rodgers? Ha, that's nice. Say hello to the MetLife Turf Monster. It's presumably an Achilles, though for some reason Rodgers says he'll be okay and will come back at the end of the

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Let him go, let him go, God bless him.

Senor Weaselo - October 18, 2023October 18, 2023

No news or anything tonight, watch the ALCS or hockey, or Game 4 of the WNBA Finals. Or the Marble League, Qualifiers and Event 1 are up. Here at DFO, we take care of our cars, even if we're not a car blog, except for the first part of Sexy Friday

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo:

Senor Weaselo - October 11, 2023October 11, 2023

I don't know where I'm going with this one today, I'll be honest. I would have given an Expo recap, but obviously that changed Saturday afternoon with everything that happened. As of now… there's no news. Adjuster hasn't called me yet (as of 3:30), but the body shop said it could

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: RAINPOCALYPSE ’23

Senor Weaselo - October 4, 2023October 4, 2023

If you hadn't heard, it rained last weekend in the city. And the entire East Coast. I guess Project Arcturus is finally up and running, though the Queensboro Bridge is still upright. (Nobody calls it by its current official name, the Ed Koch Bridge. You know who else wouldn't call

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Standard-Fare Chicanery

Senor Weaselo - September 27, 2023September 27, 2023

We now take you to "Senor Weaselo Makes Bad Fantasy Football Choices," already in progress. De'Von Achane was a great depth pickup for later on in the season and his projected "rest of season" points were higher than my previous RB. I just did not foresee that all of those points

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Live By the Stream, Die By the Stream

Senor Weaselo - September 20, 2023September 20, 2023

I start us off with this, from the tWBS Memorial League. Thanks to having the last pick in the draft, I had 1st waiver priority and held onto it after the Week 1 slate. And what did I spend it on? This: I streamed the Giants defense, which would have been

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Week 1 Thoughts

Senor Weaselo - September 13, 2023September 13, 2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ftdu8yrKOw This has concluded my Week 1 thoughts. But did I or did I not mention the Tom Tupa reference pregame? I messaged my friend who is a Bills fan, shocked that the Jets won this game, because you'd expect the score to have been roughly the same as the Giants

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: ‘Twas the Night Before Football…

Senor Weaselo - September 6, 2023September 6, 2023

'Twas the night before football,And all through the site… I'm gonna not start that, or else I'm gonna spend my work hours trying to craft a poem instead of *checks notes* string quartet transcriptions while on-call for tutoring. But the rosters are locked in, and tomorrow's the Chiefs and the Lions.

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: We’re Almost There!

Senor Weaselo - August 30, 2023August 30, 2023

Eight days to Opening Night! It's a little strange that the last preseason week now gives almost two weeks before the season starts, because I guess isn't the season still an extra week between preseason, season, and postseason. The important things: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnSccAokV3c First off, whoever titled this deserves shame and ridicule for

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo Presents the [Door Flies Open] 2023 Guide to Fantasy Football Names!

Senor Weaselo - August 23, 2023August 23, 2023

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Long-winded? Yes. Self-explanatory? Also yes. Will I still explain it? Third yes. Welcome to a longstanding tradition passed down the years through various websites that we have cared to frequent. It's your guide to fantasy football names! I'm your host, Senor Weaselo. A good fantasy football team name has many things. Humor,

From Darkness Retreat to Bright Lights: Your 2023 Jets Preview

Senor Weaselo - August 23, 2023August 23, 2023

"The Jets do not play football. Football just sort of happens to them." -Jon Bois It's one of the great ironies that the team responsible for arguably the most influential game in NFL history has followed it up by being among the class of the NFL—wait, sorry, there was a smudge—among

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Severed Links

Senor Weaselo - August 9, 2023August 9, 2023

I didn't think I'd have to do this again, so soon. But I do, and… I won't be able to again, and I have the space and the airtime. For those not in the loop, my remaining grandmother, on my mother's side, passed away early Tuesday morning (just after midnight). I'd