2017 Indianapolis Colts Preview

Cuntler - August 21, 2017August 21, 2017

For your 2017 Indianapolis Colts preview, I had an imaginary conversion with myself. Enjoy. So the Colts, huh. Didn't they used to be good? The Indianapolis Colts, né Baltimore Colts, have quite a storied history. The team began as the Miami Seahawks of the All America Football Conference in 1946 and were

Inferno (Or, Your 2017 Browns Preview)

Team Previews

Senor Weaselo - August 17, 2017August 17, 2017

O, speak to me, o Muse! Please take my mind And offer me assistance for this tale. Through you, I hope to join ven'rable kind. I tell of city not of fair, but fail, And cursed, it seemed, 'til King reclaimed his throne And for a shining moment, did prevail. With title claimed,

If You’re a Saints Fan You’re Stupid by DJ Taj – Saints Season Preview

laserguru - August 16, 2017August 16, 2017

How you may be asking does one become a Saints fan in the first place? (The sound of screeching brakes and then that annoying back up beeping) Lets go back in time shall we? No one chooses to be a Saints fan, we are cast from birth, a kind of divine intervention, you think I wanted this?

2017 Totally Non-Stabby (probably) Baltimore Ravens Preview

theeWeeBabySeamus - August 16, 2017August 16, 2017

Pop Quiz: Do you know who that is in that banner image? Yeah, no one else does either. - I had already begun mentally writing this preview, expecting the Ravens to make the smart move and sign Colin Kaepernick. I mean, we don't have a problem with stabbings in Baltimore, so why

2017 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Preview – Sort Of

theeWeeBabySeamus - August 15, 2017August 15, 2017

I'm not going to lie, about the only thing I know about the Bucs is that their quarterback is a seafood thieving rapist. Who never had to face the music because more or less, he had a shot at getting his school a National Championship. And he did. Job well

2017 Carolina Panthers Horrible Preview

theeWeeBabySeamus - August 14, 2017August 14, 2017

Or should that be "2017 Horrible Carolina Panthers Preview"? Yes, that seems more apropos. Sooooooo, two years removed from almost running the regular season table, an NFC Championship and a (disappointing) Superb Owl appearance, are the Panthers going to suck again this year? Yes. Yes they are. And here's why... - 2015 Carolina Panthers -

Chicago Bears 1967 Season Preview

DFO Archives

BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 25, 2017July 25, 2017

Well, sports fans, last season was quite a disappointment for the Chicago Major League Baseball club's big brothers, as they plodded their way to a 5-7-2 record, finishing a dismal 5th place in the NFL West despite nearly scoring that magical number of 17 points per game. They even lost

Your “Will the Riverboat Roll On in 2016?” Carolina Panthers Preview

theeWeeBabySeamus - September 7, 2016September 7, 2016

Disclaimer of sorts: If you have even the remotest idea in your tiny brains that [DFO] upper management, in their infinite wisdom, has intentionally scheduled me to go last in a "save the best for last" type scenario, you will be sorely disappointed and should most certainly not continue reading.

The Atlanta Falcons – If “Why?” Was A Football Team

Beerguyrob - September 6, 2016July 24, 2025

Introduction: In the realm of football-related ventures, deciding to assess the value of the Atlanta Falcons prior to the 2016 didn't seem like a difficult task to take on. Sure, I have Seahawks season tickets, but DangeRuss & Co. are the domain of Beastmode Ate My Baby. I've been a

The Aints are not marching because that would require a ground game – Saints 2016 Preview

Preseason Football Sucks

Duchess - September 5, 2016September 5, 2016

Pop Quiz Hot Shot Name one player on the New Orleans Saints not named Drew Brees? Yeah, I cannot do that either, and I am looking at the roster right now. On second thought this might have more to do with the fact that I cannot read. What do you need to know