NFL News: Jarvis Landry wins the prize (?) as the first player to be franchise-tagged in 2018. I thought for sure it would have been Kirk Cousins, because Dan Snyder is an idiot surrounded by morons. There's a logic that this might make him an attractive trade prospect, because willing
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Your Monday Evening Patriots Schadenfreude Open Thread
NFL News: The Eagles parade is set for Thursday. It might actually be worth a liveblog. 11:00AM eastern, so someone in the Eastern time zone will have to take care of that. https://twitter.com/PHLschools/status/960612288444141568 Most talk this morning was focused on where the hell Malcolm Butler was during the game. “I respect
Someone Had To Do It (Again)- A DFO Hate Week Patriots Super Bowl Preview & Open Thread
Welcome to the final entry in the Second Annual DFO Hate Week, brought to you by Drew Magary's Minnesota upbringing, Bush's Baked Beans, and the Arkansas Food Hall of Fame. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Y3vzOPswc They are announcing the Football Hall of Fame Enshrinees tonight, so have at that in the comments. As a reminder, the
Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Thursday Evening Open Thread
All photoshops courtesy of Low Commander Welcome to the fourth night of the Second Annual DFO Hate Week, brought to you by hypocritical Midwestern values, lutefisk, and the Plow King. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCl-HXllGI0 Tonight we discuss the worst aspect of the NFL experience - rabid fan bases. Of course, any discussion of NFL fans must, legally,
Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Welcome to the third night of the Second Annual DFO Hate Week, brought to you by rampant greed, a Republican majority, taxpayer-funded stadiums, and General Mills - home of the "Monster cereals". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbhbXNfPnc4 Tonight is the night where we reflect on the ownerships that made us hate the League in 2017. I'm going
Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
All photoshops courtesy Low Commander Welcome to the second day of the Second Annual DFO Hate Week™, brought to you by Levonorgestrel, a lack of self-awareness, and Gillette! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wuh4NCJo5aU Today, we discuss the Patriots. You might remember them from such attempted schadenfreudes as: Super Bowl XLIX, and Super Bowl LI. So, how many rings is that, Tom? /has small
Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Monday Evening Open Thread
Welcome to the Second Annual DFO Hate Week™, brought to you by the Minnesota Department of Tourism, collective disgust, and Slim Jims. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfNbK9baZmI Tonight is the night where we reflect on the shitty state of the League, and all the events that have conspired to create a Super Bowl© that a majority
“Iron Can’t Sharpen Rust” – Your Seahawks At Their Bye Update
Renton, WA. Monday, October 16, 10:00AM. Inside Seahawks team HQ on Lake Washington, a Seahawks coaches meeting is taking place. Pete Carroll: Okay boys. Now, before we get started, I'm going to give everyone a minute to get it out of their system before I put this-here jar on the table and officially
Your “Save Room For Biscuits” Monday Night Football & Evening Open Thread
Your “Meanwhile, Back At The Legion of Boom…” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
“It’s All Gone Wrong, Pete & John” – The Seahawks Try To Bolster Their Lines (Part 6): Draft Night (Part 2)
Ext. The Seahawks draft room, Renton, WA. Previously: John Schneider and Pete Carroll are arguing over TV channels when John Schneider decides he's had enough and makes a surprising phone call.... A frightened intern hands John Schneider a telephone while Pete Carroll retreats to speak with the head of security. Pete Carroll: (whispering
