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World War G – Chapter 4: Turning the Tide
Pleasanton, California The seating area of a converted bus is where possibly the most famous Raider coach awaits. Enthusiastic, a rather mundane…
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World War G – Chapter 3: The Great Panic
Naval Air Station Alameda: Oakland, CA A once-functioning naval base, NAS Alameda was now being used as a storage facility for an organization on…
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World War G – Chapter 2: Blame
345 Park Avenue, New York, NY NFL Headquarters I was meeting with Roger Goodell, the head of the NFL. I hadn’t expected to…
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World War G – Chapter 1: Warnings
ESPN Headquarters, Bristol, CT The first outbreak I saw was on television. It came from a dank & darkened hellhole on the east coast.…
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Your “No, No…Stop. No Fighting…” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
(banner pic courtesy bostonmagazine) NFL Notes: As expected, the 2018 NFL Schedule Release Presented by Verizon will be Thursday evening at 8:00 PM ET Yes…
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Your “All Good Things…” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Unexpectedly, Jerry Jones has given up & will repay the NFL the $2.0 million they say he cost them fighting Zeke’s suspension.…
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Your “Umm…So, How Was Your Day?” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: This was dumped late-Friday like so-much bad news, but the Jags have locked up Blake Bortles for three more years. Three years…
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Your “Not Who I Thought It Would Be” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Jarvis Landry wins the prize (?) as the first player to be franchise-tagged in 2018. I thought for sure it would have…
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Your Monday Evening Patriots Schadenfreude Open Thread
NFL News: The Eagles parade is set for Thursday. It might actually be worth a liveblog. 11:00AM eastern, so someone in the Eastern time…
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Someone Had To Do It (Again)- A DFO Hate Week Patriots Super Bowl Preview & Open Thread
Welcome to the final entry in the Second Annual DFO Hate Week, brought to you by Drew Magary’s Minnesota upbringing, Bush’s Baked Beans, and…