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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Thursday Evening Open Thread
All photoshops courtesy of Low Commander Welcome to the fourth night of the Second Annual DFO Hate Week, brought to you by hypocritical Midwestern…
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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Welcome to the third night of the Second Annual DFO Hate Week, brought to you by rampant greed, a Republican majority, taxpayer-funded stadiums, and…
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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
All photoshops courtesy Low Commander Welcome to the second day of the Second Annual DFO Hate Week™, brought to you by Levonorgestrel, a lack of…
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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Monday Evening Open Thread
Welcome to the Second Annual DFO Hate Week™, brought to you by the Minnesota Department of Tourism, collective disgust, and Slim Jims. Tonight is…
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“Iron Can’t Sharpen Rust” – Your Seahawks At Their Bye Update
Renton, WA. Monday, October 16, 10:00AM. Inside Seahawks team HQ on Lake Washington, a Seahawks coaches meeting is taking place. Pete Carroll: Okay boys. Now,…
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Your “Save Room For Biscuits” Monday Night Football & Evening Open Thread
Whether it be Thanksguiving, Columbus Day, or Indigenous Peoples Day, happy holiday Monday to you all. And if you didn’t have a holiday today,…
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Your “Meanwhile, Back At The Legion of Boom…” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Kam Chancellor agreed to a three-year extension. Three years, $36 million – with $25 million guaranteed. Look forward to Seattle in 2017…
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“It’s All Gone Wrong, Pete & John” – The Seahawks Try To Bolster Their Lines (Part 6): Draft Night (Part 2)
Ext. The Seahawks draft room, Renton, WA. Previously: John Schneider and Pete Carroll are arguing over TV channels when John Schneider decides he’s had…
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Your “Why Would He Want To Leave?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Looking to prevent him developing an itch to scratch, Alabama put academics to the fore and gave Nick Saban an extension through…
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“It’s All Gone Wrong, Pete & John” – The Seahawks Try To Bolster Their Lines (Part 6): Draft Night (Part 1)
Ext. The Seahawks “war room” in Renton, WA. It is draft night, April 27, 2017. Pete Carroll stands over a table full of papers,…