Your “Middle Child Day” Monday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - August 12, 2019August 12, 2019

Seriously, I'm not joking. August 12 is "Middle Child Day". It's official and everything!!!!!! HEY LOOK IT'S THE NEW JAN BRADY!!!!! marsha, Marsha, MARSHA!!!!! OK, enough of that stupidity. I was delayed today and I'm running out of time so I gotta write this fast. As I mentioned last night, Antonio Brown wanted

Your “Sunday Funday, Better Than A Monday” Sunday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - August 11, 2019August 11, 2019

Ha!!!! See? I didn't forget this time. Even though I've been watching baseball all day. And maybe drinking some. Allegedly. Antonio Brown has threatened to quit football because the NFL has threatened to ban his helmet. This sounds stupid on both sides to me, but we'll see. Justin Tucker is

Wednesday Motivational – Three Days Late

DFOing Good

theeWeeBabySeamus - August 10, 2019August 10, 2019

With the NFL Season approaching, you jerkweeds have had a lot of kontent this week. So I pushed this back until midday today. - When No One Is Watching I've had a difficult go recently. In many ways. But the reasons don't matter. And I don't have illusions. Many people have it worse

Your “You Need A Good Scrubbing” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - August 9, 2019August 9, 2019

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I'm a horrible person. I've known this for a while. For those of you who have met me, this is not news to you either. Among other things I've been trying to get taken care of this week, one is cleaning out my fathers old workshop. I finished today. But under a

Your “It’s Gonna Be A Long Year” Baltimore Ravens Preview

theeWeeBabySeamus - August 9, 2019August 9, 2019

I'll be honest. Because of life stuff I've only been paying half attention (even if that) to the Ratbirds' offseason. But here's what I do know. - Not Vanilla Anymore, I'll Take Chocolate Joe Flacco is now mile high. That's gonna be fun to watch. (lol, sorry Hippo) Lamar Jackson isn't quite there yet as

tWBS On Relationships – VI The Final Chapter (at least for now)

theeWeeBabySeamus - August 7, 2019August 7, 2019

There's a reason why we went backwards chronologically. At the end of this one, hopefully you'll understand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2taJLBGoMi8 This story is a bit convoluted in several ways. And it might have been the biggest mistake of my life. I'm going to try to tell it accurately, but it's been a while. Please bear

Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 6

ballsofsteelandfury - August 6, 2019July 31, 2019

INTERIOR, THE FASTEST CAR IN THE WORLD, A RENTED AUDI HATCHBACK WITH FULL COLLISION COVERAGE, THE A-3, JUST INSIDE GERMANY Hippo: YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAWWWWWWW I AM FOOOOOOKKKINNN CRAAAAAAAZZZZZYYYYYY!!! Balls (in the backseat, crossing myself): ¡¡Jesús, María, José!! tWBS (riding shotgun because he called it a half a second before

Your “Very Hastily Written And Poorly Researched” Carolina Panthers Preview

theeWeeBabySeamus - August 5, 2019August 9, 2019

OK, so even though I live in North Carolina, and not by choice by the way, I am not a Panthers fan. In fact, if we're being honest, it did my cold black heart good last season to see them.... Well they more or less tanked down the stretch. A

Your “You Should Be Dancing” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - August 2, 2019August 2, 2019

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbD_kBJc_gI Something about me which will probably surprise most of you probably.... I very much enjoy dancing. Don't get me wrong, it's not like I'm good at it. Far from it if we're being honest. I'm not built for grace. VERY far from it, actually. But there's nothing like holding the person you love,

tWBS On Relationships – V (Pt 2)

theeWeeBabySeamus - July 31, 2019July 31, 2019

I started this story last week. And I tried to be very careful in what I said and how I said it. I will admit that in the moment, nearly three years ago, I did not handle it particularly well. In fact, I handled it very not well. Being betrayed will do

Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 5

ballsofsteelandfury - July 30, 2019July 28, 2019

EXTERIOR, THE PORT OF AMSTERDAM Balls: Alright, boys! We're here! Hippo (carrying luggage): Hold up! tWBS: Aren't you happy that we flew WOW airlines now? Balls: You know, I have to give it up to you. It certainly makes getting around a lot easier. tWBS: So, how are we