Vikings at the 3/4 Mark: Four More Games to Go.

laserguru - December 8, 2016

Sung to the tune of "25 Minutes to go" by Johnny Cash. For reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxvR7ZUjaJk [Week 1 - Vikings 25 Tennessee 16] "The brand new season starts at Tennessee, we've got 16 games to go. This badass defense is looking good to me, we've got 15 games to go." [Week 2 - Vikings 17 Green Bay

Commentist Beer Barrel: Welcome To Your Local Brewery

makeitsnowondem - November 27, 2016

Even in a pretty miserable year—and let's not kid ourselves: this has been, by any measure, a pretty miserable year on the global scale—I've got a lot to be thankful for. Most of all, of course, there's my beautiful fiancée lady snow, to whom I became formally engaged this past

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Thanksgiving Dinner for Procrastinators

Recipes

laserguru - November 23, 2016November 28, 2019

Author's note: This post originally aired last year on the day before Thanksgiving. It was easily one of my most popular Sunday Gravy posts. I was even told it was "on fleek!" whatever the fuck that means. Since it's once again that time of year I thought I would dust

A Correction is Made. A Promise is Kept.

laserguru - November 9, 2016

Int: A very dark and damp room. The only sounds are a steady drip of water and quiet sobs and moans. Victim #3: "Hello? Please. Anybody? Hello?" /more sobs and sniffling sounds are heard. V3: " I know someone is here. I've heard things moving about. Why are you doing this?" /suddenly a bare

DFO Halloween Stories: Mr. Brown’s Shortcut

laserguru - October 31, 2016

EXT: Pittsburgh Steelers practice facility. Antonio Brown and Markus Wheaton are catching passes from a Jugs passing machine: Markus Wheaton: "Damn, Antonio! You can catch some serious fastballs from that machine. How many passes do you catch each day?" Antonio Brown: "I guess a couple hundred a day. Give or take. Gotta stay sharp

MLB Game Day Experience: A Boots on the Ground Special. NLCS Game 4 Cubs at Dodgers.

laserguru - October 21, 2016

While I am fully aware that we are mid NFL season and directly in the midst of massive football related content, I felt compelled, nay REQUIRED to make a trip to Dodger Stadium to witness in person Game 4 of the NLCS championship series. Some of you may be very

Vikings Bye Week Update: Week 6 and The Living is Easy.

laserguru - October 13, 2016

What we've witnessed so far for the 2016 Vikings season has been a mix-up of inspirational, tragic, head-scratching, awe-inspiring, ferocious and a lot of goddamn fun. The Vikings enter their bye week as the last undefeated team in the NFL at 5-0. First of all, what the fuck is it with these

Boots on the Ground: NFL Game Day Experience. Saints at Chargers. Defense Not Required.

yeah right - October 8, 2016

Periodically, we here at DFO will be bringing you actual game day experiences from our visits to real live NFL games. NOBODY ELSE DOES THIS! I decided that in addition to giving you a full report on the game and the full trip that I'm also going to be giving

Open thread? Why the f**k not?

DFOing Good

laserguru - September 17, 2016July 26, 2017

So? Let's get after it!. Oh shit, 200 word limit, so my Dad died. It's cool it was a long time ago and he smoked way too much. Then! Then my mom died! True story. So I guess I'm like an orphan. A fifty four year old orphan. I used to smoke and now

Getting to Know the New Dallas Quarterback.

laserguru - September 9, 2016

*Banner photo courtesy of Getty Images [interior new Dallas Cowboys practice facility with OC Scott Linehan and HC Jason Garrett] JG: "Hey Scott!" SL: "Howdy Jason." JG: "Gonna be a hell of a ride this year, are you ready for it?" SL: "You betcha! Ya know, this year just feels different. We've had to deal

Sunday Gravy with yeah right – Season Finale (?) – If You Want Gravy, You’ve Got It! Biscuits and Gravy

laserguru - September 4, 2016

Before we get started I have a couple of quick announcements: This is the final call to join the NFL.com Survivor League. Here's the link. If for some reason the link doesn't work the group name is DFO Crack Suicide Squad and the PW is football. Creative! There will be an

BREAKING NEWS

ballsofsteelandfury - September 3, 2016

Chris Schauble - WHAT WAS THAT?!? Megan Henderson - Relax, the earthquake was in the midwest! CS - No, that's not what I'm talking about. THIS Oh, Chris, you're being silly! Wait! I've got something in my ear. We now go live to El Segundo to Kacey Montoya who has a live report