23 Days Until The Draft!

laserguru - April 5, 2016April 5, 2016

It's coming. It's creeping a little bit closer. The NFL draft is only 23 days away. Hell, new coaches were allowed to meet with their teams starting this week. Offseason strength and conditioning programs are being installed and OTAs are approaching soon. But we all know the big shiny shitshow

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: The Art and Science of Kitchen Improvisation

laserguru - April 3, 2016

As with many things in life, you will encounter issues and the unexpected in the kitchen that you had not planned for. The skilled cook needs to be able to handle potential unexpected challenges fearlessly. As the Marines say you have to be able to "adapt and overcome." I've never

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: A Feast for the Americanized Irish.

laserguru - March 27, 2016April 9, 2016

Saint Patrick's Day or as we like to call it Jameson Appreciation Day, has long been celebrated in the "right" household. My mother's grandmother was a first generation Irish immigrant and I have an Irish flag tattooed on my left shoulder. And while I prefer bourbon to Irish whiskey, I

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: You’re Not Bloody Worthy, You Tossers!

laserguru - March 20, 2016March 20, 2016

English food gets a bad rap in general. Alright, I'll never understand baked beans and tomatoes for breakfast but most everything else is very tasty. For years English food has been a punchline and I've never understood why. I guess if I lived there I could grow tired of it but

Sunday Gravy with Yeah Right: Euro Clash!

laserguru - March 13, 2016

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When I was growing up there was a long period of time when both of my parents worked. Yes, this was the era of the stay home housewife so it was a little unusual. I commend my mom for serving a hot dinner every night of the week, including work

Meanwhile at the Factory of Sadness: UPDATES!

laserguru - March 10, 2016March 12, 2016

After the first full day of free agency, and what a whirlwind it was, fans of the Cleveland Browns sat back today to examine the stockpile of riches that the team brought forth during the early stages of free agency. Following an offseason that saw the Browns front office put together

Free Agency Hysteria!

laserguru - March 9, 2016March 9, 2016

Holy hell free agency has taken off like a rocket. I'm fake Adam Schefter to bring you the latest on the NFL free agency front. The deal sending Byron Maxwell and Kiko Alonso to the Dolphins for a swap of 1st round picks is back on now that Dolphins management has agreed

Hiring in the Millinneal era: A Discourse.

laserguru - March 5, 2016

As someone who has been in management for fucking ever, one of the joys, no thrills of my job is the hiring process. Over the course of my mumblemumblegrumble years of being a manager I've hired and fired more folks than I can remember. The first person I ever had

DFO Radio: Air Guitar

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 2, 2016March 2, 2016

An incredibly handsome, yet thoroughly disheveled blogger shambles into his office after a long journey. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [sets down baggage] RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [removes crumpled boarding pass from pocket, is one again amused to find flight confirmation code started with "RTD"] RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [sets head down on desk] Ten minutes pass. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [sits up, runs hands through hair] RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [blearily rubs red

DFO Request Line: Songs to Play Air Guitar to

laserguru - February 26, 2016

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If anyone ever tells you that they've never played air guitar don't believe them. Everybody has played air guitar. Nuns play air guitar. Al Qaeda plays air guitar, shit the pope plays air guitar and he can fucking shred it up. Ever play air drums on the steering wheel when