TURDSDAY NIGHT FOOT FETISH

Well, here it is. Our favorite greatest coach ever gets his shot as the new(ish) head man of the Buffalo Bills. The Bills visit Met Life Stadium at 4-4 (2-1) against a surprisingly competent Jets team, who is 5-3 (3-1). I’m not sure I’m comfortable with living in a world where the Jets aren’t hilariously DERPy, but it appears that might be the case.

There’s been a bazillion and nine things already written about this, so I won’t really say too much. I think this game could be entertaining and fun. The Jets, behind Fitzpatrick (insert HAHHVAHHD joke here) and Chris Ivory have managed to move the ball well (and score lots of fantasy points for me in Sill’s Insanity League). Their defense is real. Todd Bowles deserves a lot of credit for having this team actually doing things right. The Bills haven’t been necessarily terrific, and when the lose, they fucking lose. That hasn’t stopped Bills fans from continuing to be the most insane fanbase in the NFL. When did this happen, by the way? Every week, Deadspin has another article on Monday, showcasing continued crezzy behavior from Bills fans. Is this something I was just never aware of? Philadelphia fans, Oakland fans, Washington fans? Yeah, we know those people are fucking nuts. But, Buffalo? Okay, sure, I guess?

Anyway, while it should be a fun and entertaining AFC East game-for-who-gets-finish-not-quite-as-far-behind-New-England, it’s still a Thursday night game, so it will be just terrible. It’s what we deserve. At least Buffalo still has pride!

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*Credit to Commentist Entrophy for that magnificent which absolutely deserves more recognition.

Additionally, in the JV footed ball, we have the Battle of the Techs, which is one the most ACC-things possible on the TWWL. The Virginia Tech Castrated Turkeys travel to Atlanta to play the Georgia Tech Yellowjackets. Normally, I love college football night games. Hell, I make time for weekly #MACtion. But, seriously, fuck this game. Fuck Virginia Tech. Fuck Frank Beamer and his weird neck growth. I can’t really say anything about Georgia Tech. They’re a big letdown from last year, I guess? Who cares. The ACC is the AFC South of college football. For some reason, people think they deserve a spot at the big-boy table.

There’s probably hawkey and NBA on somewhere, too.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I didn’t keep stuff in order while stuff was just going on. Bomb went off for no reason while you werent paying attention

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I slept through a lot of last night. Rachel Bilson SFW

http://media.giphy.com/media/bqJppSHj3qRXy/giphy.gif

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I let my dog out at 7am after a cig. No one should be up at this hour

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Porky Prime

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

It is 1 am. Just watch the dancing Rachel Bilson gif. Tell me to fuck off after

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Ok, I wanted to shut up but Rachel Blison for people who care

http://media.giphy.com/media/4LY5ht64305yCyYtATLi/giphy.gif

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I went to bed 2 hours ago,forgot why should hate random stuff. Dick move random stuff. I refuse to care about you complaining.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So…which thread are we in? Because I just poured myself a manhattan and don’t know where my imaginary friends are to make it so that I’m not drinking alone

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Swap one bourbon for scotch, add one beer.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

That is my plan for the night before going out

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

We are…………….. in every thread.

No big deal; so is the NSA.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
entropy

Downset, Anger:

http://youtu.be/H6IQxhkVIEw

Sill Bimmons

All the happy kumbaya pat-a-cake at the ends of these games is vaguely unsettling.

Senor Weaselo

Loud swearing.

ballsofsteelandfury

Finally this nightmare comes to an end.

This may be the most badly played football game I’ve seen in my life.

King Hippo

Seemed a shame for poor Shady to be associated with it.

Sill Bimmons

Bills D/ST finally comes through.

King Hippo

Watch Rexy bellow the F word many, many times.

Well balls

Smithchez

Yeah, that seems about right. Thanks a lot 4Chan, you fucking imbecile.

Smithchez

Okay, Jets. Instead of having the ball at their 12 with 5 minutes and 3 timeouts left, you now have 24 seconds and no timeouts from your own 35. If it’s any consolation, you did this to yourselves.

entropy

Oh we have much worse things to say about him.

King Hippo

I’m going to be controversial and say that she is an attractive lady.

Sill Bimmons

Is her father a GI?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am gonna look at like 15 more pics at least. She is very good locking.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Who wants to leave an anonymous tip to the FBI against Chan?

entropy

Yo!

Smithchez

Why? The shitty 4th down play call from before? Or the shitty 2nd, 3rd, and 4th down calls just now? Or the Ivory-up-the-middle auto call on first down on all other drives all season? It’s Brian Schottenheimer all over again.

King Hippo

Some feet are gettin’ jizzed on tonight!!

Moonbatting Average

They see me rollin’, they hatin’

entropy

Cuz the Wal*Mart Clan Ain’t Nuttin To Fuck Wit

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