Well, here it is. Our favorite greatest coach ever gets his shot as the new(ish) head man of the Buffalo Bills. The Bills visit Met Life Stadium at 4-4 (2-1) against a surprisingly competent Jets team, who is 5-3 (3-1). I’m not sure I’m comfortable with living in a world where the Jets aren’t hilariously DERPy, but it appears that might be the case.
There’s been a bazillion and nine things already written about this, so I won’t really say too much. I think this game could be entertaining and fun. The Jets, behind Fitzpatrick (insert HAHHVAHHD joke here) and Chris Ivory have managed to move the ball well (and score lots of fantasy points for me in Sill’s Insanity League). Their defense is real. Todd Bowles deserves a lot of credit for having this team actually doing things right. The Bills haven’t been necessarily terrific, and when the lose, they fucking lose. That hasn’t stopped Bills fans from continuing to be the most insane fanbase in the NFL. When did this happen, by the way? Every week, Deadspin has another article on Monday, showcasing continued crezzy behavior from Bills fans. Is this something I was just never aware of? Philadelphia fans, Oakland fans, Washington fans? Yeah, we know those people are fucking nuts. But, Buffalo? Okay, sure, I guess?
Anyway, while it should be a fun and entertaining AFC East game-for-who-gets-finish-not-quite-as-far-behind-New-England, it’s still a Thursday night game, so it will be just terrible. It’s what we deserve. At least Buffalo still has pride!
*Credit to Commentist Entrophy for that magnificent which absolutely deserves more recognition.
Additionally, in the JV footed ball, we have the Battle of the Techs, which is one the most ACC-things possible on the TWWL. The Virginia Tech Castrated Turkeys travel to Atlanta to play the Georgia Tech Yellowjackets. Normally, I love college football night games. Hell, I make time for weekly #MACtion. But, seriously, fuck this game. Fuck Virginia Tech. Fuck Frank Beamer and his weird neck growth. I can’t really say anything about Georgia Tech. They’re a big letdown from last year, I guess? Who cares. The ACC is the AFC South of college football. For some reason, people think they deserve a spot at the big-boy table.
There’s probably hawkey and NBA on somewhere, too.
I didn’t keep stuff in order while stuff was just going on. Bomb went off for no reason while you werent paying attention
.One more Rachel Bilson
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I slept through a lot of last night. Rachel Bilson SFW
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I let my dog out at 7am after a cig. No one should be up at this hour
WHO FLUSH TOILET WHEN HULK IN SHOWER!!!
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It is 1 am. Just watch the dancing Rachel Bilson gif. Tell me to fuck off after
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Ok, I wanted to shut up but Rachel Blison for people who care
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EqrzVfguyE
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I went to bed 2 hours ago,forgot why should hate random stuff. Dick move random stuff. I refuse to care about you complaining.
So…which thread are we in? Because I just poured myself a manhattan and don’t know where my imaginary friends are to make it so that I’m not drinking alone
I just downed two shots of bourbon.
Swap one bourbon for scotch, add one beer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ECZMvbLxg
Let me help you:
That is my plan for the night before going out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-dQYKTdoks
Try the original.
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We are…………….. in every thread.
No big deal; so is the NSA.
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Downset, Anger:
http://youtu.be/H6IQxhkVIEw
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All the happy kumbaya pat-a-cake at the ends of these games is vaguely unsettling.
Loud swearing.
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Finally this nightmare comes to an end.
This may be the most badly played football game I’ve seen in my life.
Seemed a shame for poor Shady to be associated with it.
Bills D/ST finally comes through.
Watch Rexy bellow the F word many, many times.
Well balls
Yeah, that seems about right. Thanks a lot 4Chan, you fucking imbecile.
Okay, Jets. Instead of having the ball at their 12 with 5 minutes and 3 timeouts left, you now have 24 seconds and no timeouts from your own 35. If it’s any consolation, you did this to yourselves.
Jets’ fans to 5Chan:
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Oh we have much worse things to say about him.
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I’m going to be controversial and say that she is an attractive lady.
Is her father a GI?
I am gonna look at like 15 more pics at least. She is very good locking.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKRJfIPiJGY
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Who wants to leave an anonymous tip to the FBI against Chan?
Yo!
Why? The shitty 4th down play call from before? Or the shitty 2nd, 3rd, and 4th down calls just now? Or the Ivory-up-the-middle auto call on first down on all other drives all season? It’s Brian Schottenheimer all over again.
Some feet are gettin’ jizzed on tonight!!
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They see me rollin’, they hatin’
Cuz the Wal*Mart Clan Ain’t Nuttin To Fuck Wit