Bal @ Cle: 34% of the Ravens salary is on either the IR or PUP list. These folks include Flacco, Forsett, Smith Sr., Suggs, Perriman and Pitta. Needless to say, Baltimore wants a do-over for 2015. Sir Matthew of Schaubton gets the start tonight unlike the human self-destruct button that is QB Manziel. If you were a Ravens 4th round rookie RB (Buck Allen) getting his very first start and could pick any team to play against you would probably pick the Browns and their league-worst run defense. Something to say about Cleveland…hmm…well, Gruden in his game teaser on ESPN (that Tirico didn’t bother to show up for) says that he’s a BIG FAN of the SUPER SPEEDY Travis Benjamin. He may have been reaching.
So I’m just joining you all. Has this been as bad as advertised?
No, but I’m not sure that was possible.
Surprisingly mediocre.
RefDown!
I came to see how many posts this live blog would get. Good God, you’re all as bad as I thought you were.
Addicts gon addict.
Like I said, krokodil addiction. We are a sad, sad lot.
THIS GAME I CALL IT BOTTOM SHELF GIN BECAUSE IT’S NOT GOOD AT ALL AND I’M GONNA BE HELLA SICK LATER BUT IT’S ALL I GOT RIGHT NOW
So, we’re calling the cabinet under the sink the “bottom shelf” now?
Hey…you want to spend time with my kids…you pay the fucking child support and give up quality FOOTBAWL time!
Seriously though…pay my damn child support.
We are both support group and enabler.
Ah, the circle of life.
AUTHENTIC YET EXTREMELY MISLEADINGLY NAMED NUDIE SUIT
http://i.imgur.com/MGtiRbT.jpg
I haven’t seen hair that big since yesterday in downtown Yinzburgh.
How the hell has there not been an interception yet
Everyone in this game sucks?
17 minutes til Fargo. Do I dare stomach Scorpion just for the Katharine McPhee factor?
Ravens secondary group photo
http://previews.123rf.com/images/ginosphotos/ginosphotos1009/ginosphotos100900544/7794212-Group-of-clowns-posing-isolated-over-a-white-background-Stock-Photo.jpg
I take issue with the writing in that ad: “That’s what a strong network does. That, and play football.”
The only networks that “play football” are the ones that Belichick uses to jam an opponent’s headset signals. And even that’s a stretch.
TAHTS MCKINLEY YOU RACE TRAITORS
http://40.media.tumblr.com/a8bc57d8c5c3cd9cec08c808f5ae67c3/tumblr_mslwzel2Rh1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
Why is it that Taiwan Animation does a better job explaining the Kobe Bryant retirement than any US media outlet?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnApVEfxF1o
US media is a bunch of clueless, self-absorbed idiots?
Eating McD’s breakfast in the afternoon doesn’t make you a rebel, it makes you a person without any hope
I did this today and you are right.
Fuck those wretched fuckweasel Walton kids:
http://judynorton.com/wp-content/flagallery/tv-amp-film/walton-kids.jpg
Luke, too.
“Lord knows I tried…”
– Jared Fogle
Twitter and the NBA, it’s like pairing shit and syphilis
That’s awfully unfair to shit and syphilis
Are the ticket takers for Browns games called “Harvesters of Sorrow?”
“Reapers”
Pete Prisco, moron:
DO YOU EVEN DEADLIFT BRO
Pete Prisco was the first dude ever to block me on Twitter.
Kluwe’s twitter game on point as usual
http://40.media.tumblr.com/e70cd7eba0a7237a5432febe9f0ae51c/tumblr_nqb169OZGh1tu6ovio1_1280.jpg
Shouldn’t this be played on a constant loop over the stadium’s PA?
Question, are Catholics the only Christians who make the sign of the cross?
I’ve seen Episcopalians do it sometimes, but as Robin Williams once said, “they’re Catholic lite”.
Browns…less than awful?
Ravens….less than good.
Just making sure we stick around for second half poop.
So ESPN now has the same company that does the computer animation for that Hong Kong news organization?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF2OpIaoQFw
http://45.media.tumblr.com/52b51fb2c8bc06d519d74bd83bf338e8/tumblr_nias3hK5Rs1qzn0kbo1_400.gif
Gruden and Tirico are showing off their turd polishing skills this evening
This is how you build a factory
Meh.
-Matt Millen
Yes Mike, time heals all wounds for Browns fans.
Wasn’t it just last year that one of ’em got arrested for pissing on Modell’s grave?
Fuck the Colts
Oh, sorry. Still kinda kneejerk.
Catherine the Great’s last words?
Genuinely torn as to whether keep watching the Cleveland Browns or to watch a rerun of The Cleveland Show.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/1a931b680f27b72971adbb50741a9ca2/tumblr_nv3ktmZhmD1r9msvko1_1280.png
Ted Nugent.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/e1d5ce26abdf9d5fe6554a22f10d8eea/tumblr_nuh0drMqVX1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
The middle cat seems like my kind of animal.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Nickasinsaltlick/likeanotter.jpg
WHOOOOO! CLEVELAND TD!!!!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2i5wzL5izgU/UIajVbEdGpI/AAAAAAAABrY/NT17jmwfqcc/s1600/5C42_4F37F2C5.jpg
Who hear called the shootout?!? What was the over/under on this game because I cannot imagine anyone took the over…
http://45.media.tumblr.com/dc8eb5b1b865e711f6b7d803a9c0e3ca/tumblr_neqn2lJbgb1r9msvko1_400.gif
“He looked like Johnny Football right there!”
Great, McCown’s hammered.
Could Tirico have sounded any more surprised by that outcome?
“Touchdown…. holy shit. Did I really just SAY that?!”
“Looks like Johnny Football right here”
Now that’s funny.
WE HAVE A GAME!
Now, now, let’s not get crazy with the definition of “game” here.
I’m going to go read about shipwrecks. Seems like less tragic subject matter than the Browns.
The 30th anniversary of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald was a few weeks ago.
‘In The Heart of the Ocean’ is a good book; I don’t have a lot of hope for the movie.
I read somewhere there are over 500 unexplored wrecks in the Great Lakes.
40th.
I’m eyeing up the latest Stephen King novel, but my fear is getting sucked in prior to the start of Fargo.
THESE BROWNS UNIFORMS, I CALL EM HALLOWEEN CANDY CORN ‘CAUSE THAT’S HOW MY TURDS LOOK ON THE MORNING OF NOVEMBER 1ST
NUDIE SUIT
http://i.imgur.com/3B5GHBC.jpg
Some eye wash for a few *certain* comments before.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/30ab286cf53e58a2ecbf4f01bd52c740/tumblr_nyh4s5sL001uvlvffo1_1280.jpg
The people who inspire the Ravens secondary
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2014-06-14-keystonekops.jpg
Upon further review, I wish to revise my “they shouldn’t even be allowed on public access TV” statement.
These inept assholes shouldn’t even be on closed circuit TV.
Exhibit A of “Humanity v. the Browns” is just security footage of players sobbing in the locker room.
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/south-park/clip-thumbnails/season-8/0811/south-park-s08e11c01-super-school-news-16×9.jpg?
http://41.media.tumblr.com/48218201805bc933aada730bb995d31e/tumblr_n6w4cmRCQl1r9msvko1_540.png
CLEVELAND (AP) — It was announced today that the board of the Infinite Sorrow ownership group, sole shareholders in the Factory Of Sadness, have voted unanimously to use excess capital to acquire Apple, Microsoft, GM, InBev, Sony, Tata Madra, Volkswagen AG, Amazon, and alibaba.com. “Gotta have money to spend money!” one board member was heard crowing by passing staff. This will create the largest global international financial entity since the British East India Company and ensures that the future of humanity will be a boot stamping on a Browns fan’s face forever.
I have given up on this game. I will see you all Thurdsay.
Spoiler, Javorius Allen will get another touchdown, as I am against him in both of my leagues and due to lose.
http://static1.squarespace.com/static/54d950bde4b09fc9c3d18abc/t/5515567ce4b0187304ef3d0a/1427461790728/?format=1000w
Holy shit that is depressing…
I didn’t even think they had a playoff *appearance* in that time.
FUCK STABILITY!!
For those that don’t want to click it…since 99, the Browns have had 22 separate starting QB’s, 8 head coaches, and 7 general managers. That’s only 16 seasons…that’s INSANE.
http://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/631964/johnnyjersey.0.jpg
How long before people gotta start wearing platform boots to keep the list from dragging in the dirt?
SHOW US MORE OF CAPTAIN CLEVELAND AND HIS SAD SAD TEARS.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/bdabc7d528d8a37750c36dd8b39960d8/tumblr_nhy4i84rok1so9o3no1_1280.png
“Look honey, I bought you a luxury car for Christmas.”
“But honey, all the neighbors will think I’m a giant, yuppie douchenozzle.”
“Oh honey, that’s okay, everyone in this neighborhood is a giant, yuppie douchenozzle.”
“Well, it could be worse, they could be black.”
HOW BOUT DAT BUCK ALLEN?
http://www.vintageguitar.com/wp-content/uploads/01-BUCK-OWENS.jpg
Hard to believe the Browns won a championship as recently as 1964.
NUDIE SUIT
http://i.imgur.com/7dmJy8V.jpg
http://45.media.tumblr.com/fbb62c836fb77324468d150d26ce8504/tumblr_nis7budsxk1r3qv9to1_500.gif
Should The Browns ever be allowed on National TV again? God this is pathetic
They shouldn’t be allowed on public access TV.
National TV, regional TV, public access…
When Josh McCown goes all murder/suicide-y in the lockerroom? Yes…definitely a TV moment.
Six years and this was the best they could do.
At least Cleveland fans can take comfort in the fact that they’re losing to the kind-of-Browns.